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never going back into the closet
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me, watching heartstopper, knowing fully well that i didn’t get a chance to have those cringe high school experiences:
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inb4 Sweeden wins and performs euphoria instead
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I do sometimes like to check out the songs before Eurovision but the beauty in raw dogging this competition is just unexpectedly hearing a dance track about Edgar Allan Poe
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how was today?
me:
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there's this lady in Italy continuously being assaulted by her goose jullia.
#aaaaaaaa juuuullliiiaaaaaaaaa#goose#untitled goose game#annoying goose#honk#italia#funnyanimals#funny#tiktok#swan
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March 15, 2017
I need to leave this town. Everyone is getting ass and Im dying. I am not upset. I am not sick. I'm terminally ill. If I don't have sex before school ends, I will drop dead.
Like at this point I will have sex with anyone. I'll make my body a vessel. A lifeless shell. I will accept the penis like a DVD player accepts a DVD. 1, 2, 3, slurp. or something like that!
Metaphorically I will let the "DVD" fuddle around in there as long as it takes for as long as needed so I can say I ”metaphorically" saw the movie.
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aaaaaaaaaaaa juuulllliiiaaaaaa
#honk#aaaaaaaaa juuuuuliiiiaaaaaa#nooooo juuulllliiiaaaaaa#funny animals#animals#swan#goose#untitled goose game#untitled goose meme#funny#tiktok
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ngl this slaps
#gdr#eurotrash#easty girls#berlin wall#east germany#socialist#communism#yassification#funny#yass#germany
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who is straight here?
#they really went like 🥰👩❤️👨?🙋🤢🤮🤮🤮#lgbt#funny#are the straights okay#england#uk#ewwwwwwww#tiktok#who is straight here#heteroni#home of sexuals#🏳️🌈#🏳️⚧️#couple goals#i don’t know what it is that makes me feel like this#tumblr#gay memes#straights™#straight people™#straight people
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sometimes i wonder what would happen if i made a tinder where you match with similar star sign lush employees…
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#simon cowell#pop idol#ps2#playstation#playstation 2#britney spears#you don’t have what it takes#baby one more time#funny#games#gaming
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