theprinceofpastels
The Prince of Pastels
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theprinceofpastels · 1 year ago
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never going back into the closet
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theprinceofpastels · 1 year ago
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Okay this is just getting funny now
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theprinceofpastels · 1 year ago
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me, watching heartstopper, knowing fully well that i didn’t get a chance to have those cringe high school experiences:
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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inb4 Sweeden wins and performs euphoria instead
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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I do sometimes like to check out the songs before Eurovision but the beauty in raw dogging this competition is just unexpectedly hearing a dance track about Edgar Allan Poe
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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how was today?
me:
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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there's this lady in Italy continuously being assaulted by her goose jullia.
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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March 15, 2017
I need to leave this town. Everyone is getting ass and Im dying. I am not upset. I am not sick. I'm terminally ill. If I don't have sex before school ends, I will drop dead.
Like at this point I will have sex with anyone. I'll make my body a vessel. A lifeless shell. I will accept the penis like a DVD player accepts a DVD. 1, 2, 3, slurp. or something like that!
Metaphorically I will let the "DVD" fuddle around in there as long as it takes for as long as needed so I can say I ”metaphorically" saw the movie.
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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aaaaaaaaaaaa juuulllliiiaaaaaa
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theprinceofpastels · 2 years ago
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ngl this slaps
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theprinceofpastels · 3 years ago
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who is straight here?
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theprinceofpastels · 3 years ago
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sometimes i wonder what would happen if i made a tinder where you match with similar star sign lush employees…
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theprinceofpastels · 3 years ago
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theprinceofpastels · 3 years ago
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theprinceofpastels · 3 years ago
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theprinceofpastels · 3 years ago
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