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New tumblr account

To all my followers! My blog is basically fucked and only accessible via mobile so I've made a new one. I'm now officially thepolishbakerofpies not spies. Pies people. If you still want me gracing your dash, follow my new blog. Thank much.

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Gabriel + name-calling in 9.18

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Scrolling through my tumblr dash makes me feel whole. 

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"He stormed into your life, ripped up your rule-book, and carved his way into your heart."

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OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

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Reblog if a teacher has ever

Bullied you, talked to you like you were stupid, , made you feel uncomfortable, offended you, harassed you, made you feel like you were dumb, made fun of you, ignored you, or talked down to you

Im trying to prove a point to my father that teachers can be as hurtful as the students

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If watching a show doesn’t make you sexually frustrated, heartbroken or weeping and in need of punching someone in the face then it’s not a good TV show trust me

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Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

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Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

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so i was wearing this today 

and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

put my hair down and accessorized

BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

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i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

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So I finally cracked open my Princess Diaries special edition dvd, and immediately went to the bloopers, as you do, and decided that the internet needed even more reasons to love Julie Andrews. You’re welcome.

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Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.

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imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused