Mtg, Animorphs, Judaism, and shitposts. I've never read Homestuck and you can't make me. Profile pic by @alexsteacy on twitter (M,21, Him/He, bisexual).
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what would a parasite use you for aside from resources
I like to think that sometimes maybe they just want the company
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so, they didn't want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn't make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight
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so, they didn't want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn't make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight
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My friend made this with the note: “I tire of Korn Gohan, its time for the lesbians to reign supreme”
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Jake, thinking: alright alright alright marco’s freaking out everyone’s freaking out I have to do something to break the tension or we’re going to crack
Jake: < Hey, uuuhhhh, why don’t ants ever get sick?>
Everyone: *freaking out*
Jake: < Because. Because they have. antibodies.>
Everyone: *attacks Jake*
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“they/them pussy is-” whatever. they/them cock is like the blue potion. from zelda. they/them cock is like when you stand up too quickly and pass out for .0612 seconds and visit the machine elves and they teach you about 3-dimensional numbers
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it’s only gay if the slug is looking at us dude
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the occult implications of large parts of modern society being okay with "pleather" and "vegan leather" (plastics and micro plastics existing everywhere from placentas to the bottom of the ocean), rather than using the skins of animals who will ultimately die no matter what we do
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victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room
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