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my shoulder angel and devil have been replaced with Professor Layton and Sissel Ghost Trick

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Guess which two games I’m playing right now…

This was probably the most fun I’ve ever had rendering <3

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First tweet: “I saw a piece of fabric? on the floor of my room so I went to pick it up but it was actually the moonlight that entered through the window lmao”

Quote RT: “1000 years ago this would have been a poem, not a tweet”

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the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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That Ace Attorney courthouses are designed to release confetti everywhere if a defendant is exonerated but not upon conviction will never stop being funny to me.

Like.

When the defense wins in court, the entire courtroom's like OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THIS SHIT OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT PARTY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

But when the prosecution wins, the court's like, "Yup. Anyways."

And if that's not a profound statement on the nature of justice within this setting then I don't know what is.

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all of my pacman comics

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"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

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its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

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Senators are going to vote on whether or not we should continue to send aid to Israel on Wednesday, November 13th. Call them, bombard their phone lines with calls. Every fucking day. We have a chance of doing something about this.

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Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini.

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