thepaledivinebear
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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.
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PSA for Switch owners
The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.
To turn it off
go to the eShop
go to your profile where your funds and account info is
go down to the bottom of the page
there you will see āGoogle Analytics Preferencesā
select the Change
select āDonāt Shareā
Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.
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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going
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I'm so sad this blew down in the high winds, but one of my neighbor's redwood trees had an albino branch!
Even the wood was lighter. So pretty.
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Well it's a bit late, but here are the 2024 Tumblr memes as per usual
We have to kill this guy
Ever since I was a little girl
Tumblr Live's beautiful death
Car hammer explosion
Walrus or Fairy
Oobh I got Planty off time
Tumblr Brackets again (hot vintage poll, 60s/70s/90s/2000s music tourney)
Boop war
Friendpilled Visitmaxxer
I don't know/I'm bald
King Charles Portrait
The White Pharoah
Hey Girl, I mean They
Dashconiversary
Trump got shot
Cloudstrike
I guess we're making factory
Mikus of the world
Moo Deng
Making my bf as a cookie
Za/um break up
Boop War 2
The Healthcare CEO Assassination
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the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^
previous post
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sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again
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*step step step*
ive come to give you Rat Power
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I'm rewatching The Road to El Dorado and it's amazing how these two guys end up in the middle of a major sociological power struggle. Like a fully fledged atheism, or at least some sort of Deism appears to be in vogue and popular enough the Chief can be an open non believer. Chel seems to operate from minute one that Miguel and Tulio aren't gods.
And both the High Priest and the Chief just immediately switch into Divine Brown Nosing. Just immediately ready to show what they can give to get their power bloc safety.
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My physics teacher and I were partners in investigating an international drug smuggling operation.
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"Baaaaabe, not while we're at work..."
or: āPOV the reapers that are here to send your necromancing ass to hell canāt stop flirting with each other
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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said ādonāt follow me if we never even had a conversation beforeā and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
Iāve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now Iām wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that itās totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if weāve never talked before.
Also, Iām legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like itās common sense but is that really a thing?
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