theothervenkman

[theothervenkman]

dad peter venkman is all about playing paul simon & johnny cash & the doors & billy joel on a sunday morning as the sun streams through the curtain lace and cutting his son’s pancakes into the shape of a train before he wakes him up to eat them and they watch looney tunes together.

[theothervenkman]

🙶 all the BEAUTY and HORROR and VASTNESS.

                                   - j i m  m o r r i s o n

INDEPENDENT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE OSCAR BARRETT VENKMAN OF GHOSTBUSTERS 2 [ HEAVILY AFFILIATED WITH @doctorvenko ] BUSTED BY DOC (29+)

[theothervenkman]

♡  Texts From Last Night ♡

[text:] I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

[text:] He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

[text:] If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare

[text:] I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising

[text:] Last night was a bad idea. I’m hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

[text:] Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg

[text:] Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever

[text:] “Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button” drunk. Thats how drunk.

[text:] I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

[text:] He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun

[text:] That’s the second time my extensive knowledge of Taylor Swift has gotten me laid

[text:] He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He’s a keeper.

[text:] Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?

[text:] Two words: nipple clamps

[text:] Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person

[text:] BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition

[text:] your horoscope this morning…very interesting…good luck today

[text:] I’m not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.

[text:] I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

[text:] They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night

[text:] If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn’t make me feel better, then I don’t know what will.

[text:] You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons

[text:] I always hoped that one day I’d have a sex position named in my honor.

[text:] Want to come over? I’m getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room

[text:] We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight

[text:] It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.

[text:] I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.

[text:] He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.

[text:] So for future reference…. it’s a little unnerving when I can’t get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, “Oh fuck… It’s tequila”

[text:] I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame….are you there god? It’s tequila Tuesday’s hangover

[text:] He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned

[text:] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text:] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[text:] At McDonald’s last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, “YOU MCFUCKED UP.”

[text:] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[theothervenkman]

quiietpatience​:

“OSCAR!” she’s yelling from the other room, walking in to see him rolling around. “oh not this…” alice shook her head. “your mother and father are going to fucking kill me, oz.”

he wiped at his eyes, though he didn’t move from the spot he was lying on his back, still giggling. “no, dad has no say with spengy’s weed and mushrooms in college he can’t be mad at me i’m a venkman!”

[theothervenkman]

quiietpatience​:

[ text ; oscar mayer ] OSCAR [ text ; oscar mayer ] or apples, i’ll take apples

[ text; auntie alice ] you tell me this now when i saw 2000000000000 apples [ text; auntie alice ] watch there won’t be ANY apples at this next place wow A NEW MISSION

[theothervenkman]

@quiietpatience said:  “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?”

ozzie could only laugh in response, rolling around on the floor. after awhile, he finally was able to speak through his tears of laughter, “eg--egon!” and then he exploded into laughter again.

[theothervenkman]

discord duo rp sentence starters

“THIS IS WHY YOU DONT ACCEPT DRUGS FROM STRANGERS.”

“it’s weird to think there’s an alternate timeline where we never met but I watched you on tv.”

“I’m afraid you have CHBS, Chronic Himbo Bastard Syndrome, and I regret to inform you that it’s fatal.”

“i think the rhyming made me nervous.”

“just because my method is stupid, doesn’t mean it isn’t guided by love.”

“i’m gonna kill you, if that moose doesn’t.”

“get your darwin award a different day.”

“you make everybody uwah~ so cool~ just by existing.”

“i may be stupid.”

“i should have expected this.”

“this makes up for everything bad I’ve done to myself, i am now the pinnacle of health.”

“i don’t suck dick but i would deep throat a king crab leg any day.”

“don’t roll your eyes at me.”

“bold of you to think i wouldn’t jump on you.”

“i dont like the jelly chunks.”

“don’t use me as an excuse to stay up, you know i wouldn’t want you to.”

“i went outside and befriended some homeless dudes, then i invited a doctor back to my room.”

“he invited me to a party in new jersey but I was like, ew.”

“i may be covered in confetti, but i’m no child.”

“HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?”

“that poor drink.”

“this is what adventure is for!”

“like a bad sitcom…”

“this makes getting the uber to alaska funnier, in hindsight.”

“how do you plan on cleaning your room without housekeeping?”

“how did you sleep in that bed…”

“IT SEEMED FUN AT THE TIME.”

“have you any survival instincts?”

“giving up autonomy to chaos and embracing entropy is the true survival instinct.”

“well that’s not unnerving.”

“SOMEBODY has to be responsible.”

“this is not oppression.”

“i’m telling you to go to sleep.”

“YOURE NOT GOING TO A VOLCANO.”

“GETTING REMOVED FROM A CONVENTION IS NOT A SUPERMAN-LEVEL EMERGENCY.”

“i will fight them all.”

“i’m hesitant to let you have a sword.”

“i won’t get in trouble.”

“i have bad news for you about fish.”

[theothervenkman]

quiietpatience​:

[ text ; oscar mayer ] if you can’t find them, i can always just take cucumber water. that seems reasonable. [ text ; oscar mayer ] you truly are the bestest of best, oz

[ text; auntie alice ] oh hell no i am on a Mission now!!! there will be cucumbers or there WILL BE DEATH! [ text; auntie alice ] no im... but im gonna come back with cucmbers so help me

[theothervenkman]

quiietpatience​:

[ text ; oscar mayer ] oops that was probably me causing the great cucumber shortage of new york [ text ; oscar mayer ] prayer circle for you [ text ; oscar mayer ] you’re doing a real service

[ text; auntie alice ] yep. how is anyone gonna survive this tho is the real question!!! [ text; auntie alice ] many thanks [ text; auntie alice ] i do what i can m’lady!!!

[theothervenkman]

[ text; auntie alice ] i think you’re causing a cucumber shortage. [text; auntie alice  ] i’ve been to three grocery stores and they’re all out. off to #4 i go. [ text; auntie alice ] prayer circle for ozzie

@quiietpatience didnt ask for this

[theothervenkman]

hello!!! i am doc. i am 29 (and have been for a number of years 😉 ). 21+ only. nsfw tagged as such. this blog is for OSCAR BARRETT VENKMAN - you know the baby from ghostbusters 2!!!!!!!! multi-ship & verse. crossover friendly. all triggers will be tagged in the following format: ‘blood tw’.

reasons i might not follow back:

you don’t have your age clearly stated on your blog anywhere

you don’t cut your posts ever

other than that, i’m super fucking chill. rp is a hobby. i am a VERY busy human with a full time job, a child, a husband, and TWO college courses in progress at any given time. i have adhd and sometimes hyperfocus on a muse or on a thread or two. it doesn’t mean i don’t want to write with you!

please do not:

repeatedly ask if i’ve seen your reply or tell me to reply

talk to me about politics

my triggers:

broken teeth and any mention of dentists

home invasions

BE KIND TO YOURSELVES AND OTHERS!!!

[theothervenkman]

🙶 all the BEAUTY and HORROR and VASTNESS.

                                   - j i m  m o r r i s o n

INDEPENDENT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE OSCAR BARRETT VENKMAN OF GHOSTBUSTERS 2 [ HEAVILY AFFILIATED WITH @doctorvenko ] BUSTED BY DOC (29+)