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« I think what people were is less important than what they are. And what people are is less important than what they could be. »

Oh Violet 😭💜

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more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement - they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with - they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!! - they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!) - u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!) - they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something - absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt - u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr - as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily - babies. absolute baby children - speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!! - some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

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"It's the game I like"

(rooftop chase <3)

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god is a giant bear and he is very hungry

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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Devotion

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“It’s so,” Harry said helplessly. “Short.”

“Yeah, that’s the point. I’m thinking of getting my ear pierced too so I really look gay.”

“You look like a skinhead,” Harry went on, perhaps unwisely. “It won’t go over with Muggleborns.”

“It’s fashion, Potter. Just because you’re content to look like the asylum was overcrowded and they had to release you early.”

“It’s just a big change, is all.”

Malfoy heaved a frustrated sigh, searching around the room for words. “I was disturbed today. When you said it was schoolboy. I’m just…wanting to…” He fixed Harry with a look. “We’re adults. It’s adult. It’s, y’know, a new thing.”

I have been living breathing eating and sleeping Twenty-Two Cards by peu_a_peu. Peu, you have turned a long time long-hair-draco truther into a believer in the buzz cut.

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Ok gotta talk about it.

As a Jewish historian, I fucking hate Israel in ways most probably will never be able to comprehend. I'm going to try and explain it anyways. The central creation myth of Israel is that it is Jewish, and then consequently, that Israel is a part of Jewishness. Its easy to simply state this is false, but fully comprehending this and putting it into practice in thought and deed seems rare to me.

The evil at the heart of this violence predates the recent acceleration of genocide. Israel is a colony, and more than that, an antisemitic fraud itself. After WW2, when Israel was being founded, the Jews of Europe generally did not wave goodbye to their neighbors and head to the promised land. Many were expelled from their homes. Zionism itself, as an action, was a false choice at the time. A mere excuse to place an ally in the middle east, and an excuse to complete the expulsion and destruction of the European Jew. The Zionist Jew is more than complicit in this, they actively seek the destruction and assimilation of all other Jews.

Many fail to realize, and largely because of Israel, that Jews are not inherently white, Ashkenazi, European-descended people. Our faith and culture has an immense variety that is spread all across the globe. Jewishness, in population and volume of culture, exists more so outside of Israel than within it. Israel is for a very specific kind of Jew. The kind that lets Yiddish die, that attaches themselves to European things, that makes themselves and their practices as white as possible.

And they have the nerve, the fucking belligerent GALL, to frame themselves as the necessary saviors of our people. To the Zionist, questioning Israel is to question Jewishness itself. They bake adoration for the colonial machine into their very prayers, and push them on us even as children. To *not* oppress, to *not* kill, to *not* genocide, is to invite death. This is the core of fascistic thought, of course. "Kill them before they kill us." And they KNOW this too, they really do. The truth of that irony does not matter, because as is true for all fascists, the truth itself does not matter to them. They wanted this, they wanted this even before the British saw it in their best interest to give them the land. Any excuse to RETVRN, as the neo-nazis say of Rome, or the German Empire, or whatever the fuck stupid country they want to poorly animate the corpse of. Some select Zionists even *sided with the fucking Nazis* in agreement they should abandon Europe to colonize Palestine. (Haavara Agreement)

My people have proved time and time and time again you don't need a nation state to have an enduring culture. We have protected ourselves for thousands of years without the help of these spiteful, doom-saying maniacs. I was going to post something like this on Passover, but that would be hypocritical. The state of Israel doesn't actually have shit to do with Jewishness. Hear Israel (the state and supporters, Israel the icon) I should outlive it long enough to bury it. (old yiddish curse)

Free Palestine. Donate what you can, they need it right now.

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these are really accurate reads i feel

Some modern things I think the cast of Captive Prince would like:

Damen: protein powder and "am I gay?" quizzes on the internet

Laurent: therapy and those wooden puzzle toys from Barnes and Noble and probably Ethel Cain

Nicaise: being the 13 year old bullying the Sephora staff.

Erasmus: safewords and thigh high socks

Torveld: Grindr

The Regent: 1970s French philosophy and air tags

Kastor: paternity tests

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slip of tongue

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It was more tempting than the Collar, Anharion's lips against his, but never like this, sweetly willing. And that thought held him back, even as the kiss seemed to throb between them.

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Why do Irish wolfhounds look like that

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Part 4 in my weekly poster series for 2025

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'Cause he is just a teenage dirtbag, baby 😔🤟🎶

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