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What if we kissed 😳 in the middle of a war 😳🔥
In which Marco never died because I said so
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Jean: *beats Marco at video games*
Jean: haha! suck my dick Marco!
Marco: ok
Jean: what
Marco: what
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Sugawara: Daichi this is enough. I want a divorce!
Daichi: We aren't married
Sugawara: We aren't?
Hinata: [on the verge of tears] You aren't?!
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Theon : Do the gods hate me or smth?
Jon : certainly.
Robb : how do you know?
Jon : bro just look at how ugly he is LMFAO
#theon greyjoy#robb stark#game of thrones#incorrect game of thrones#incorrect got quotes#throbb#got#jon snow
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Theon, drunk : Robb are you... Gay?
Robb : ...
Robb : Dude we've been married for 10 years
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Robb : what would you say made you the person you are today ?
Sansa, Jon, Arya and Theon, at the same time : trauma
Robb :...
Robb : ok we definitely need to do a family Therapy or something
#robb wants his babe and baby siblings to be happy#but they're all fucking emo or whatever the fuck#all dealing with trauma#robb let my babies be happy stark#robb stark#jon snow#sansa stark#arya stark#theon greyjoy#house stark#incorrect game of thrones#game of thrones
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Blake: From now on, we'll be using codenames.
Blake: You can adress me as 'Eagle 1'.
Blake: Jessica, codename: 'Been there, done that'.
Blake: Lynn is: 'currently doing that'.
Blake: Val is: 'it happened once in a dream'.
Blake: Waylon, codename: 'If I had to pick a dude'.
Blake: Miles is: 'Eagle 2'.
Miles: Oh, thank god.
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Blaire, bastard until the end: *stabs waylon*
Newly possessed Walrider!Miles:
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me, watching the election: why tf is dracula trending rn
twitter:
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jon: so what happened to theon?
sansa: he fell and landed on his bottom
jon: oh my gods, is robb ok??
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Robb : how could you betray me this way?!
Theon : Robb-
Robb : me, the one who always loved you and cared for you !
Theon : Robb please-
Robb : I just can't believe it, you broke my heart and trust Theon !
Theon : OK ffs I'm sorry I ate your fucking Wolf shaped cookie !
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“What if Bran needs me and I'm not here?"
"Rickon needs you," Robb said sharply. "He's only three, he doesn't understand what's happening. He thinks everyone has deserted him, so he follows me around all day, clutching my leg and crying. I don't know what to do with him." He paused a moment, chewing on his lower lip the way he'd done when he was little. "Mother, I need you too. I'm trying but I can't … I can't do it all by myself." His voice broke with sudden emotion, and Catelyn remembered that he was only fourteen.
- Catelyn III, A Game of Thrones
You ever think about Robb and your heart just breaks
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