theonlytwoleft
theonlytwoleft
The Master
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Hello there. I'm the Master and you will obey me. If you happen to see a tall skinny idiot with spikey hair around here, send him my way. I would very much like to strangle him, then punch him, then maybe kiss him. ((Indie rp blog for the Master, mun will do smut. Post LotTL. The Master and the Doctor traveled together after the Master agreed to be with him again but the Master got left on a planet and build his own TARDIS, which took a few years. He now holds a bigger grudge against the Doctor.))
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theonlytwoleft · 11 years ago
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Dude. Wow.
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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me talking about my favorite things
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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So you’re telling me…
The first interracial kiss on television *wasn’t* Vulcan on Human?
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I don’t believe you.
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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"white history month" "straight pride" "men’s rights movement"
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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Favorite Minecraft LP Moments: 2/?
”Did we lose the house?” ”This sets us back a bit, but we can make a new house.”
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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I just made a gif edit of this amazing Rekindle Candle by Benjamin Shine and thought I’d share the non-animated version as well. 
"The Rekindle Candle is a candlestick holder which collects the melting wax to form a new candle.  As the candle burns, melting wax drips from the candle and accumulates inside the transparent stem where a length of wick is centrally located.  Once full, the new molded candle can be removed from the central section to start the process again."
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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Little girl: What's your favorite animal?
Matt Smith: That is a great question. I have a list of animals that are absolutely brilliant.
Matt Smith: One: the llama. Because they're so ridiculous. Like, what do you even do? They must wake up in the morning and go "oh my god, I'm a llama."
Matt Smith: *does a llama impression*
Matt Smith: Two: the otter.
Matt Smith: Three: the badger.
Matt Smith: Four: the golden eagle, because it's amazing and like
Matt Smith: *does an eagle impression*
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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Doctor Who + “I swear this show actually makes sense…”
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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"I know, I just needed to say that. You getting tired honey?" He asked and leaned his head on hers and put his arm around her. He missed being with people related to him, like him. He missed his children.
"I’m alright I guess…" Avia sighed but held a cheerful smile. "I’m just...
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'
Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 
I still think this applies. 
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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"Hey d- oh no! Dad please, please put some clothes on!!"
"Why? I can be naked if I want."
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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React to my character coming home, beaten up and dirtied, saying they got mugged.
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AU: Sirius and the Doctor visit James and Lily’s grave.
inspired by [x]
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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Doctor Who - Season 5 Intro
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theonlytwoleft · 12 years ago
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That time when Eight, Grace and Clara were summoned by Eleven.
Doctor Who - The Movie - 1996
Day of the Doctor - 2013
#fan-edit #suggested by Laura
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