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I like to think that it was a stress-relieving jog because even the Supreme Archangel of all Heavens, deep down, has a vague feeling that something is off with this whole apocalypse business... 😂

I just had a few thoughts, specifically about the scene in Season 1 where Aziraphale and Gabriel talk in the park while Gabriel is out for a jog.

First of all, the "lose the gut" comment. The war is only a few hours off and Gabriel wants Aziraphale to get in shape for it. Which has to be possible, otherwise he wouldn't ask for it. So angels (and by extension, demons) can just... choose to lose fat? That would mean they can also choose to have it? So Aziraphale just... chooses to look like a cinnamon roll. Which is just so wholesome.

But then, why is Gabriel out jogging? More importantly, why is he out jogging on Earth? I can't imagine it's just because Aziraphale asked for a talk and Gabriel decided that this was the best way to meet. He had no qualms simply appearing in a restaurant, or coming to the bookshop, before. Is he running to... well, run? For fun? To stay in shape? Why? If he can choose to be fit, why would he need to work out? Surely, the Supreme Archangel and Commander or the Heavenly Host has better things to do on the dawn of the Apocalypse and the last War than to just... go for a leisurely jog on Earth.

So, maybe, and this is a big maybe, their physical bodies' fitness is separate from that of their true forms? Maybe their human-like bodies need to be maintained the human way? Maybe he told Aziraphale not to lose his physical "gut", but his metaphysical one? Maybe he wants to make sure his own physical body is in good enough shape for what's to come?

I don't know where I'm going with this, there's not really a point to this. I just had a thought and wanted to share.

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An Angel

Go for a picnic... dine at the Ritz.

(I've never struggled so much before: multiple wings with crazy lighting effect? Yeah sure I can do that no problem. Smiling DT in light color outfit? Not even after seven attempts. What's wrong with me honestly)

The ball is in your court now @nosferatini 🥰

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Aziraphale does not...

Aziraphale does not need to learn and see how awful Heaven is

Gif by @crowlixcx

Does not need to suffer to 'deserve' Crowley

He suffered and cried enough (and so did Crowley)

He does not need to explain to Crowley why he spent millennia 'pretending' they are not friends

Crowley knows why.

Gif by @capinejghafa

Aziraphale does not need to apologise for how he'd turned Crowley away again and again

Crowley knows they can't really run away. Not for long. Not when the whole Universe is set to be destroyed when the Earth is done with. Not when they are always watched.

Aziraphale does not need to Fall to understand Crowley or be worthy to be with him or to understand anything better

Crowley loves him as the angel he is. And Aziraphale loves Crowley exactly as he is. A demon. A demon with a soft heart.

Crowley doesn't want Aziraphale to change. And Aziraphale doesn't want Crowley to change either.

BONUS

Crowley is IMO not self-destructing because Aziraphale left. I think he understands why he did. And I think he will help him willingly. Because Crowley loves Earth too.

It's not like S1 when the world was about to end and Aziraphale was gone.

Aziraphale is gone because the world is about to end. And that was the case in S1 too, Crowley just didn't know it. He does now. He helped when he found out then, and he will again.

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And in both cases their silent answer is "yes, I do usually like it, but I'm trying to do something here, if you can take the hint".

On the road to GO FInale - Day 22

The way each knows the other's preferences. Old married couple...

Master post : here

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Me, 9.41pm: hey, since it takes me ages to complete a drawing, I should try and start planning a Christmas-themed fanart right now, so I have at least a chance to make it in time. Let's turn to Pinterest for some color appropriate inspiration, this time I'll make sure to not go astray...

Me, 10.38pm:

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I'm finally wrapping up the textbook work at 3.5 million characters, 88 authors, 1200 pages. I'm down to the last 3 authors and I'm SO done.

My half-done wips are all looking at my word count like:

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Yez I have a pen ztuck in the front of my thight. No I do not wanna talk about it.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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Some Rebellious GO Fanfic Recs

Hey there fandom fam,

It’s been an absolute wretched couple of days. I had expected many different outcomes to Tuesday, but the decisiveness with which my country elected a convicted criminal to its highest office left me shocked and numb.

And I know we all don’t come here for politics and real life. We come here to escape. But if you’re like me, and you have this itching need to fight, to organize, to lift up the vulnerable and protect those most at risk, then it’s hard to be here and escape right now.

And that sucks.

But this is and will remain a fanwork blog, and so I offer you some solace - here are some GO fanfics that focus on fighting. On breaking a broken system and protecting humanity, no matter the cost. Because, as much as we love Aziraphale and Crowley, that’s what the original work was about. Love and connection and humanity as an act of rebellion, and we sure do need those themes right now.

So if you’re angry and in the mood for some more plot/action based fics, with a flaming sword and maybe a dash of BAMF Aziraphale, I got you.

I am going to start with my own here, because I've not found one as outrightly rebellious as this yet in my own reading.

The Last Angel by me - (E, 162K) A canon-divergent AU where Crowley and Aziraphale are never assigned to Earth, Hell wins Armageddon and Angels are all but extinct. The story follows Crowley, the Grand Inquisitor of Hell, and Aziraphale, the last Angel alive, as he is captured and brought to Hell to face his execution. But, Hell hath no fury like an Aziraphale scorned...

So, was he really captured, or does Aziraphale have a plan to seek revenge on the beings responsible for destroying everyone he ever knew? And how will the way the Grand Inquisitor makes him feel affect his plans?

Tether by @gingiekittycat - (E, 45K) - a post Season 2 story in which Aziraphale is summoned back to Earth by Crowley for reasons he doesn't understand. This one has all of the sexy goodness you come to expect from a gingikittykat work, with a heartwarming take down of Heaven's Second Coming plans.

What are you doing here by @alphacentaurinebula - (E, 68K) sexy and popular season 3 speculation fic that encompasses both the humor of the source material shockingly well while also providing a rebellious and on brand end to the conflict between Heaven and Hell. Because sides don't matter, working together matters, and this story delivers that theme beautifully.

The Beginning of the End (Again) by @addledmongoose - (M, 79K) a post Season 2 story where Crowley and Aziraphale work to convince Jesus to not go forth with the final judgment. This one stands out for its take on Aziraphale as a guardian angel, fierce, protective, and an ending where he shows his true colors and fights for everything he loves. BAMF Aziraphale in the best way.

Echo by @snae-b - (E, 52K) a story of waking up to find an invisible hand controlling your life, and fighting back to break it and create a new world for everyone.

And a current WIP that's not complete, but the last chapter left me with chills and I am SO excited to see how it will end - And I Did by @di-42 - a Season 3 speculation fic that has Aziraphale as Supreme Archangel in Heaven and Crowley as Grand Duke of Hell. The story is rich and complex, and the cast of characters (both favorites from the show and book as well as new additions) are wonderful. There are two chapters left and I can't wait to see how it all turns out!

Please add on to this list with your own works and favorite rebellious fics!

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I was thinking: here in Italy we use the red poppy as a symbol of the Resistenza, a sign of hope and endurance for all good people in dark times.

I know it sounds silly, given that the best I can do is to share silly drawings and unhinged theories, but if any of that helps even one single person to be entertained for even one single minute of their life, I'll do it.

Let's stay together, let's do whatever we can to survive and stay safe until this darkness ends. It will end.

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Hey. HEY. Pause the election doomscrolling for a moment and look at me. We're gonna be okay. I'm still gonna be right here on tumblr tomorrow, reblogging my silly little posts, and you'll see them and you'll smile. Nothing is decided yet, these things take time and there is still hope, and however things turn out this is not the end, okay? An idealogy relying on hate wants you to be disheartened and give up, and I know it's hard but we won't give them that satisfaction. None of us individually can hold that line of resilience; that's a community task, and when all else fails that's what we have. Queer people have been in this world as long as people in general have, and we're not. fucking. going anywhere.

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Treat

Is that really a candy apple?

Happy (late) Halloween people! Keep your eyes peeled because this *might* be part of something coming soon! @goodomensafterdark wink wink 🫣

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Meanwhile, at Lucca Comics&Games con: ineffable steampunk

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Close-up on the various degrees of rendering that are going on all at once while I work on a drawing.

Brain functionality level: no.

Key: - left hand: ok, yeah, I'll call it done - right hand: meh, sort of acceptable-ish, I'll refine it later - waistcoat: it will be there eventually - teacup: what teacup? - pants: pff, who needs 'em

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Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

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It's here people, happy Halloween!!!

Thank you Nos for this exquisite first chapter! I'm so honoured to be a part of this little project, and your exceptional writing is already giving me such a boost of inspiration! I can't wait to read more and draw more!

🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤

Unhallowed Providence

(Fic + Podfic)

My contribution to the Halloween festivities, inspired by the extraordinary art created by the incredible @theonevoice , I give you:

Unhallowed Providence

Being a narrative of certain events occurring in the stygian past of human history, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with the Dark and Distorted Prophecies of Angus Nutter, Warlock.

A reversed AU in which a demon and an angel explore the forbidden treasures of the heart, mind, body, and soul—before doomsday lays waste to their sanctuary.

👁️Read Chapter 1👁️

Or…

🎧Listen to the Podfic!🎧

TW: Vampirism, vague allusions to past dubcon (due to power imbalance)

Special thanks to @onedappercat for the last minute beta ❤️, and to @theonevoice for this exciting brain worm in the form of gorgeous Demonic Aziraphale!

I’ve had the absolute pleasure of working with Voice on this project and am excited to continue as the fic moves forward. Voice, thank you for this mouthwatering obsession!

@goodomensafterdark @whickberstreetwriters

🧛🏻‍♀️🩸🖤Happy Halloween!🖤🩸🧛🏻‍♀️