RP AccountProfessional Disappointment He/him Don’t touch my Rose
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Fineeeee… I’ll see you tomorrow then.
My name is Regulus Black.
I am in my third year.
I will turn 21 at the end of term, so I am currently the designated driver.
I am majoring in creative writing and minoring in poetry.
I am talented in many instruments, however I prefer the piano and the violin.
If you need to complain about me or any of my friends, you can leave. Take your complaints elsewhere. We do not care for them.
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Oi, could you help me with mine too? Every time I try to study with Evan I get no work done.
My name is Regulus Black.
I am in my third year.
I will turn 21 at the end of term, so I am currently the designated driver.
I am majoring in creative writing and minoring in poetry.
I am talented in many instruments, however I prefer the piano and the violin.
If you need to complain about me or any of my friends, you can leave. Take your complaints elsewhere. We do not care for them.
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Oh thank god. You didn’t find out then 😅 🫢
My name is Regulus Black.
I am in my third year.
I will turn 21 at the end of term, so I am currently the designated driver.
I am majoring in creative writing and minoring in poetry.
I am talented in many instruments, however I prefer the piano and the violin.
If you need to complain about me or any of my friends, you can leave. Take your complaints elsewhere. We do not care for them.
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What did I do this time Reggie?
My name is Regulus Black.
I am in my third year.
I will turn 21 at the end of term, so I am currently the designated driver.
I am majoring in creative writing and minoring in poetry.
I am talented in many instruments, however I prefer the piano and the violin.
If you need to complain about me or any of my friends, you can leave. Take your complaints elsewhere. We do not care for them.
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I’ll speech fondly of you at the funeral lol 🏳️🌈💀
Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Barty: weak, I sleep with two.
James: you're both pathetic.
Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?
James: Regulus.
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I think I just broke my partner 😂
Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Barty: weak, I sleep with two.
James: you're both pathetic.
Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?
James: Regulus.
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WHAT?!
Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Barty: weak, I sleep with two.
James: you're both pathetic.
Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?
James: Regulus.
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je t'aime aussi ❤️
Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*
Barty: *Literally can't breathe*
Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*
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I have to agree that is a dangerous thing to have in your bed. Only my partner could do you one better. They have me in their bed. @justa-wildrose
Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Barty: weak, I sleep with two.
James: you're both pathetic.
Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?
James: Regulus.
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oui, je suis stupide et je suis à toi pour toujours 😍
Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*
Barty: *Literally can't breathe*
Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*
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Cause it’s based on true events 🤷♂️
Pandora: The floor's lava!
James: *helping Regulus onto the table*
Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*
Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends
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Forever and always amour 😘
omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
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I don’t care what my lovely rose says in French. They could read me a shopping list and my heart would skip a beat.
Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*
Barty: *Literally can't breathe*
Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*
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I’ll have you know I’m an excellent boyfriend. Evan is the best partner a person could ask for.
Evan: why is Regulus crying?
Barty: well, James got drunk at a party so Regulus took him to their room
Barty: When he asked James to come to bed with him, James said “No, thanks. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have I boyfriend and I love him very very much” and went to sleep on the floor
Evan: so he’s crying because his boyfriend is too good?
Regulus: shut up you wouldn’t know about good boyfriends
Barty (said boyfriend): *Offended*
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You know you love me 🌹
barty always has bruises on his hips (evan’s fault) and he always shows them off by wearing low rise skinny jeans or low rise skirts
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[first day of school]
Introvert Regulus: 😒
Extrovert Barty: Oh, you're cool. You're mine now.
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Pandora: The floor's lava!
James: *helping Regulus onto the table*
Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*
Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends
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