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once my friend from canada forgot his email password so i had to verify it and change his password because it sent a change pasw to my emale so now i can just go into his account any time i want and he wont know
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once my friend with one hand beat me at cod and he shouldnt have. >:)
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once i woke up
#dreaming#dream#please#send#help#now#i#mean#it#im#seriouse#PLEASE#SEND#HELP#jk#its just for jokes dont take everything serious on tumblr lol
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once i woke up and then i got up and turned on my light and then i woke up again and then i got up and there was water on my night stand? (i dont have a night stand) and i drank the water and then i woke up again in the real world covered in sweat
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once i had a dream where i was in a communist denmark and some one set fire to a denmark flag that was on a wooden pole and the flag had the hammer and sickle on it and then the communist danish police came in and shot everyone adn then the captain walked up to me and put a gold metal on my chest and called me a whirly bird and then he got shot in the back with a shotgun by one of the police officers and then i blinked and woke up
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once i had a dream where i was eating tacos and then my dad came in a chopped my head off with an axe and when that happened i woke up and my dad was eating a burito
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once i had a dream where i was at a kids playground rding a duck statue and then spongebob comes up to me in his cartoon front form and asks if i want cotton candy and i said yes and then cotton candy spawned in my hand and then i sunk into the duck i was on and then i woke up hungry
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