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[theofficialteenhunk]

If you want to rp on this account, hit me up at @coolblueprotector so I can move the account over to that one and we can figure it out. - Ari

[theofficialteenhunk]

Shout out

I won’t be able to tag everyone, so I’ll need help sharing this around but speaking as @theofficialteenkeith

Holy shit y'all.. It’s 2019 already.. We’ve all been around or at least interacting since at least 2017, if not before for some of us..

We’ve hung in there through tough shit and we’ve all still had each others backs. Friendships have been made, and some have been ended but damn..

We’ve stuck it out, and we’ve all made the muses our own. They’re all a part of us now, and I’m so proud of all of us for coming this far. Some of us have moved to different accounts but the childverse, teenverse, olderverse, memeverse, canonverse, etc. Will always be a part of us..

And I hope no matter what happens, we all remember each other and remember how great we’ve all become.

I love y'all.

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Update: Voting will be open until July 15th, 2018. I’ll start the story within that next week hopefully, and will reopen voting once it is finished.

Ship suggestions are open for any of these, even if there is a specified option!!

I hate to beg but if you don’t mind, it’d really help if you would spread this around so I can get proper feedback!!

Thank you!!!

[theofficialteenhunk]

Reminder

Listen.

Things may be rough right now, and that’s okay. So your grades weren’t straight A’s or you didn’t get that job. Maybe you hate your job or maybe you’re just having a rough time mentally.

That’s okay.

You aren’t alone. I promise. You have friends who care about you. Some of them more than theirselves, whether they say it or not. Some of them will be there at the instant press of a button, or some might be a little busy. No matter what, they will be there. They will be there to help you.

Need help with homework? Someone might know. Don’t know why you feel bad? Just ramble. Maybe you’ll find the cause. No matter what, a true friend will never, never, NEVER, be upset or angry. Even at 4 am and you send “I’m upset but I don’t know why.”

Stressing yourself out is not okay. Feeling alone is not okay. Hating yourself is not okay. Please. Reach out to someone. You are never alone. If you feel alone, hell, even feel free to come into my inbox. No one deserves to be anything but unhappy (unless you’ve done something like murder or rape, obviously.) And there are people, even if just behind a screen, who will be there to help that happen.

You are loved. You are so important. You matter more than you know. Someone out there would not be around if it wasn’t for you, and being anything but happy is letting them down. You may not be happy at this instant, or tomorrow, or even a week from now but asking for help is okay.

Someone is there waiting to help you.

Be true to yourself and use that help.

You are loved, you are important, and you matter.

[theofficialteenhunk]

I’M SO PISSED. STOP SENDING ANON HATE. UNFOLLOW A BLOG IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM THAT MUCH. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!

[theofficialteenhunk]

PSA // I AM A LOW-MAINTENANCE RP PARTNER

what exactly does a low-maintenance rp partner mean? well… it means that I will never rush you for a reply ( ic or ooc ), meme or ask answer, or pretty much anything! take all the time you need, it really doesn’t matter to me. this isn’t a race, this is something that is done for fun! so, don’t feel obligated to do something or even be online, if you don’t want to. it doesn’t matter how long or fast it takes you to respond to me, if you’re my person, you’re my person. and if you go on hiatus, i’ll stick with you through it so when you come back it’s like nothing ever happened. never feel obligated to explain to me why it takes so long, i get it we all have other things we’re doing. some of us work full-time, some of us are in school full-time, some of us run multiple blogs and some of us just can’t find the will or motivation to write for a couple days on end… I never want you to feel pressured to interact/talk/associate with me. so, do what you need for yourself and just know i’ll be here in the background rooting for you!

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original paladin food headcanons

Pidge:

• never eats breakfast

- “it’s the most important meal of the day!” “The French did research Hunk, no isn’t not”

• when she does, it’s usually waffles or something

• once she put her waffles in a bowl

• just four waffles, all inside a bowl

• it was a sight

• she usually stays up all night so breakfast is weird

- “guys it’s a bit late for dinner”

• Coran tried to feed her food goo once

• He showed up three days later, horror in his eyes and covered in food goo

• Coran is now terrified of Pidge

• favorite food: devil’s food cake

Keith:

• usually pulls a Pidge

• only eats if Shiro makes him

• will eat approx. 2 granola bars

• and only if they have chocolate

-there’s no chocolate in space

• blames Zarkon for not eating

• occasionally slips a few gummy packages into pocket

• is always starving

• favorite food is the red gummy

Hunk:

• feasts

• never goes hungry

• makes food for everyone else too

• even the space mice

• is the only reason Pidge has not starved to death

• has the power of food over Lance too

• feeds everyone in existence

• except Rolo and people he doesn’t trust

• fuck you Rolo

• he got accepted as part of the Balmerans (an honorary member) because of his cooking

• anything he cooks is holy

• especially baking

• his favorite food is a well-done steak with that one seasoning I can’t spell but he can pronounce perfectly

Lance:

• somewhere between Hunk and Pidge

• accidentally skips dinner

• wakes up sTARVING

-“hunk my main man. I’m starving.” “Lance this is your fault” “shh”

• likes to devour spicy foods

• once ate that really spicy pepper only he and hunk can pronounce the name of

• he was fine afterwards

• favorite food: garlic knots

Shiro:

• no matter how much he tries to encourage the others to eat, he forgets to feed himself

• what’s a healthy breakfast

• lunch is a light midday snack

• dinner is like, those granola bars he feeds Keith

• is the only one who CAN feed Keith

• helps make food with Hunk

• they share recipes

• honestly forgets to eat

• favorite food: anything inside his stomach

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Sighing, He gave in. "One dance and then you're sleeping this off. Deal?"

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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He raised an eyebrow. "We can dance later, okay? I'd feel better if you would sleep this off because everything in the recent timing would tell me otherwise and that you are drunk."

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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"Maybe when you're sobered up. That'd be a better idea." He sighed.

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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"You are." He sighed. There goes more drunkenness. "That's probably the rest of the alcohol getting into your system. You really need to sleep it off now."

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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He shook his head and sighed softly, not being able to help but chuckle quietly. Wrapping his arms around her gently, he rested his chin against the top of her head. "I can tell you're tired.. your body is rejecting what you say."

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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"You can cuddle but you also need to sleep." He kissed her back for a moment before focusing back on trying to get her to sleep. "You really should sleep, y'know.."

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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"I'll stay here but you're gonna get some sleep." He kissed her forehead softly and wrapped an arm around her. "You really do need to sleep this off, Pidge."

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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Hunk sighed. Okay, so maybe stress baking would have to wait. "I'll stay but you're gonna lay in bed and sleep this off." He turned, gently picking her up and setting her back onto the bed, laying next to her.

"You've had enough though, and if you drink anymore you're probably gonna regret it. So just.. try to sleep it off."

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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He paused, feeling her arms wrap around him. Glancing at her hands, he softly took one into his and wrapped his fingers around hers. "I'm not leaving. I just.. need to clear my head for a few moments.." He felt bad for stating it but he knew he needed to. He couldn't focus on watching her properly like this.

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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Hunk sighed, finally giving in and let her go. "Fine.. You win.." He ruffled her hair softly before moving to stand and starting to walk out of the room. Maybe some baking would clear his mind or help him forget it for a bit. It usually helped him when he was stressed or sad or any other emotion he didn't like dealing with.

“Hunkie~!” Pidge giggles, a heavy blush on her face as she hugged Hunk. “Guess what I found?~” -theofficialteenpidge

Chuckling at her giggles, Hunk raised a curious eyebrow. “And what exactly would that be, Hon?” He questioned, wrapping an arm around her and kissing her forehead softly.

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