thenerdywinchester
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thenerdywinchester · 6 years ago
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Can we please stop the White Feminist™ idea that naked = empowered?
Because I had to watch the Muslim girl in my history class lucture the class on Islam’s treatment of women and why she wears her hijab to feel closer to god, because some new girl in our class tried to coerce her into taking it off, and then proceeded to try to take it off her.
I made sure she was alright after class and she told me she’s used to it. I. Got. Pissed. Because this sweet girl is used to other people trying to rip her hijab off. I’m not Muslim, but from what I understand, that’s like being used to people trying to rip your shirt off of you.
Also, this idea doesn’t just threaten and offend Muslim women and girls. Because a lot of women and afab people don’t like being naked. It’s not empowering to them, it’s demeaning. For example, I don’t like being naked, because I just don’t feel comfortable with it. But still, my family still forces me to wear bikinis to the beach and thinks I’m self conscious just because I don’t want to wear the least amount of clothes possible.
So, in summary:
Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered
Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered
Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered
Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered
Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered
Destroy the White Feminist™ idea that Naked = Empowered
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thenerdywinchester · 6 years ago
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you can laugh at other people’s accents all you want, the fact that you’re monolingual is the real joke here
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thenerdywinchester · 6 years ago
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Jokes on him, I am gonna fuck his life.
Your future self is talking shit about you
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thenerdywinchester · 6 years ago
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Steve, is that you?
Anyone remember that part in 2016 when clowns would chase and knife people in the streets and noone did anything about it
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thenerdywinchester · 6 years ago
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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Legit me rn.
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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2018 Predictions
• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)
• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out
• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)
• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building
• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive
• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride
• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real
• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of) 
-skills (or lack of) 
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of) 
-body
-personality
-family
Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and
i am so using this
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and you should too
let’s bring it back
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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When you are not sure if you like the guy so you ask your bestfriend.
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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We are all Dan.
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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FOUR DADS. EVEN THO LUCI WANTS THE END OF THE WORLD DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE DOESN'T LOVE HIS SON AND IS NOT PROUD OF HIM
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RETURN HOME JACK, YOU HAVE 3 DADS WHO ARE PROUD OF YOU
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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Save the internet
With Net Neutrality gone how will Sam and Dean look up for lores and solve cases? This is unacceptable.
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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FUCKING DINOSAURS.
Like are you kidding me? After Angels, Demons, Leviathans, Amara, Werewolves, Vampire, Ghoul, Eve and Dragons now there are fucking Dinosaurs?! This is the best fucking show ever!
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thenerdywinchester · 7 years ago
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PRETTY MUCH WHAT HAPPENED. DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER YOU BRING MY CINNAMON ROLL BACK RIGHT NOW.
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