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Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Duos in the mcu that physically hurt me and make me want to throw up:

Tony & Peter

Steve & Bucky

Natasha & Yelena

Tony & Steve

Yelena & Clint

No i will not elaborate at this time thank you

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Johnny: ...

Peter: ...

Peni: ...

Johnny: Peter, what is that?

Peter: Legally, my adopted daughter. Literally, probably me.

Peni: Hi.

Johnny: Why does she look like she jumped out of a cheap mech anime?

Peni: Why do you look like you shower in cheap hair gel instead of water. Got a phobia?

Johnny.exe has stopped working.

Peter, down fives Peni: Got 'em.

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Peter: if i were a drug dealer i’d use these *shows Tony glittery pink bags*

Tony, three days later: *sees a man with small pink bags in his hands* PETER, I told you not to do drugs

*takes him by the hand and leads him to the car*

Tony, driving a car: and no, „not doing but selling” isn’t excuse, sir.

Tony, parking the car: did Flash make you do this? Be honest with me, kid, I swear I won’t break all his bones.

Tony, entering the elevator and rubbing the bridge of the nose: I swear, you lucky that I freaking love you

Tony, leaving with him the elevator: I swear once Pepper will hear about that, you will be in big, biiig, biiii-

Peter: where?

*Tony, shuddering and turning sharply towards the couch*

Peter, watching Squid game in his pyjama: who will be in big trouble?

*Tony, looking back and forth between them*

Tony, tearing off the spiderman mask and seeing in front of him a 30 year old man in tears.

man: s-sir, i s-swear I won’t be selling drugs in pink bags anymore, j-just leave m-me alone.

Tony:

Tony:

Tony: fuck

Peter, later in the evening *overly concerningly looking in the mirror*: do I look that old?

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Instant red flag? People who don't like spider-man

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I'm just going to say it because I cannot make a good edit to save my life, but does anyone out here know if anyone has done an Irondad and Spider-Son edit or animatic to this is what losing someone feels like by jvke

Because I fear it would work way too well. Especially if you take the first verse as purely Tony grieving over Peter through the blip, just for the second verse to be a slow transition to Peter struggling after his sacrifice in Endgame.

Like especially with lines in the second verse like Should've came to visit more and give you my attention|Should've took more photographs and asked you all my questions|Like, what would you do if you were me? or the chorus in general, how the song as a whole is about losing someone you cared about on an incredibly deep and personal level, but never being able to show or tell them just how much you care because you lost them before you could ever get the chance.

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Peter *Crying and whining on the floor*:

Tony *Walking into the room*: What happened?

Peter: I sTubBed mY tOoe!

Tony: God Peter you're an Avenger-

Peter: On that! *Points to Thors hammer on the ground*

Tony:

Tony: F.R.I.D.A.Y prepare an x ray scan, we need to see if this things broken. *Squints at Peter's foot*

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'the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next iron man… and i don't know if that's me, happy. i'm not iron man.'

'you're not iron man. you're never gonna be iron man. nobody could live up to tony, not even tony. tony was my best friend, and he was a mess; he second-guessed everything he did, he was all over the place. the one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. i don't think tony would have done what he did if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.'

marvel parallels 49/?

robert downey jr and tom holland in iron man (2008) and spider-man: far from home (2019)

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Another great thing about stevetony is that it is simultaneously old man yaoi and age-gap relationship. Steve Rogers is a hot young stud but he’s also a grandpa who wears plaid and beige trousers. Tony stark is younger than him but he’s also older than him but it depends on what field of science you study. Who else is doing it like them.

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Me: The Avengers? Oh, yeah, I care for them all equally. They're babies

Also me, after the avengers go through another devastating and traumatic event: Is Tony okay???

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Greetings from a very sleepy and bored roleplayer.

Hello Tumblr! I hope the night, or day depending on your timezone, has been treating you well. I come to you today looking for new, long-term roleplay partners for a very small percent of the fandoms that I am currently in and fixating over. I am 21+ and I work most afternoons, so more likely than not my responses will come out later in the night. My timezone is est for reference. Given the few fandoms I'm pulling from for this request, I will unfortunately not want to use ocs since I don't have any real OCS for any of these who aren't just ship children and I personally don't like doing oc x canon, save for specific instances like with BG3 and any other instances with canonized self inserts. While my average reply always falls somewhere between literate and advanced literate, with me averaging between 1 - 3 paragraphs per, I have been known to dip into novella when I get insanely motivated. I only roleplay on discord, and while tupperbox is preferred for this it is not required. Also, being queer myself I have always been more drawn to queer ships since they feel more right to me. And just a given but please don't be afraid to geek out with me in ooc. The whole reason I'm searching for a real person and not just going to ch.ai is because I like being able to shoot ideas off of my partners and just be silly in the background. Also don't just assume that yes romance means yes smut. I don't do that as much anymore.

Now that that essay is out of the way, onto the pairs why don't we?

Jujutsu Kaisen (actually on hold)

I am unfortunately anime only, but I do know much of what is to come after Shibuya thanks to how heavily spoiled I was on this series even before I knew I wanted to enjoy it. Feel free to correct me if I get something wrong.

Satoru Gojo

SatoSugu (Romantic.)

Nanago (Romantic)

Gojo + Megumi (Strictly platonic, leaning more familial.)

Yuji Itadori

ItaFushi (Romantic)

ItaJun (Romantic)

Yuji + Nanami (Strictly Platonic, leaning more familial.)

Yuji + Choso (Strictly Platonic. Just brothers being brothers.)

Yuji + Todo (Strictly Platonic. Also brothers being brothers, but different.)

Final Fantasy XV

Prompto Argentum

Promptis (Romantic)

Honestly any ship with him works fine I'm just biased LMAO

Ardyn

Versdyn (Romantic)

Aerdyn (Romantic)

Ardyn + Somnus (STRICTLY PLATONIC. Flashback to when they were young and actually cared about each other.)

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud Strife

Zakkura (Romantic or Platonic. Could go either way.)

Clerith (Romantic)

Strifentine (Romantic)

Sefikura (Romantic. Yes I know they're toxic, tell square to stop making them act like a divorced couple and then we'll talk.)

Cloud + Yuffie (STRICTLY PLATONIC. The siblings ever.)

Genesis Rhapsodos

GenGeal (Romantic)

SephGen (Romantic)

SephGenGeal (or whatever their poly is lmao) (could be romantic or platonic)

Vincent Valentine

Vincrecia (Romantic)

Valenwind (Romantic)

Strifentine (Romantic)

Vincent + Yuffie (STRICTLY PLATONIC. They give team father/daughter vibes.)

Vincent + Young Sephiroth (STRICTLY PLATONIC. He's his father now. Tie them to a Vincrecia family au and my life is literally yours.)

Rufus Shinra

Rutseng/Tsengru (Romantic)

Yuri!!! On Ice

Victor Nikiforov

Victuuri (Romantic. The husbands ever.)

Victor + Yurio (STRICTLY PLATONIC. Could be tied to a family au, perchance, or as an addition to a romantic Victuuri plot to turn it into a full family au.)

Marvel

Quick disclaimer like we had with JJK. I have only genuinely been into Marvel as a whole for about two months, and most of my exposure thus far has been through the MCU, the XMCU, and various games(Insomniac Spider-Man, Marvel Rivals, and The Lego Games). I have been broadening my horizons towards the comics, animated shows, and other movie adaptations(like the F4 movies and whatnot), but know that most of my portrayals will lean heavily into how these characters are portrayed in the media that I have properly experienced and have had the most time with.

Anthony 'Tony' Edward Stark (MCU and Rivals specifically)

IronShield/Stony (Romantic. The current fix.)

Pepperony (Romantic. Specific to MCU.)

Irondad and Spider-Son (I shouldn't have to elaborate. Specific to MCU. Could be grouped with the following category.)

Domestic Avengers (Actually begging on my hands and knees because they deserve a break. Would probably have to be a GC but we could figure something out.)

Throw me your favorites! Chances are high that I'll say yes unless they're just weird.

Peter Benjamin Parker (MCU, Insomniac, or Rivals)

Spideychelle (Romantic. Obvs MCU.)

PeterNed (Romantic or Platonic, take your pick. Obvs MCU.)

Irondad and Spider-Son (Again I shouldn't have to elaborate. Specific to MCU. Could be grouped with domestic avengers.)

PeterMJ (Romantic. Obvs Insom.)

Parksborn (Romantic or Platonic honestly. If you've got a good face claim they could work for MCU Pete as a 'first meeting' situation but otherwise, Insom.)

Parkner (Romantic or Platonic. MCU centric. Another fix. I have so many ideas!)

Spideytorch (Romantic. Could use any of the three honestly[first meeting sitch anyone?], but Rivals would make the most sense. My other fix.)

Spideypool (Romantic. Would actually have to be Insom or Rivals for obvious reasons.)

Spiderfist (Romantic. Obviously Rivals.)

Peter + Miles (Obviously Platonic, and obviously Insom.)

Throw me your favorites! Chances are high I'll say yes if it's got good potential and isn't weird asf.

Loki Laufeyson (MCU or Rivals)

Lokius (Romantic)

ScarletFrost/WandaLoki (Romantic)

Loki + Thor (Strictly Platonic. Just siblings being siblings for real.)

Throw me your favorites, even if they're pure crack material or just platonic. Chances are high I'll say yes unless they're just weird asf

Only definite no from me is whatever the fuck Sylvie x L1130 is because they make me just as uncomfortable as Thorki. Which is to say extremely.

Okay so if any of those sound good to you then feel free to like or reply to this post! I look forward to hearing from you guys!

This is Sage, signing out ✌️.

edits: Added Tsengru/Rutseng, Victuuri, and Plat Victor + Yurio. Also fixed some typos.

edits 2.0: Added Marvel as a category alongside relevant muses.

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0.1 ━━━━ history is written by the victors.

i've decided to start posting on tumblr, so this is a new beggining! i've had this doc idea for a while, and i'd like for it to be an indicative of what i can do. ❝ history is written by the victors ❞ is a text-heavy, single-muse google doc, that has a variety of links & a few images. it's very obviously centered around finnick odair, and I hope that the doc has managed to capture at least some of his essence.

about the use go to file, then select make a copy. do not remove the credit, please. turn off the ability to make a copy before using it. like & reblog this post if you are going to use it.

likes & reblogs are appreciated!

access the document · ━━ ˊ * 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘...

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Evil gull having an evil idea.

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