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texts || mackon

BRANDON: so now i'm unavailable??

BRANDON: i dunno. do you? i asked you first.

MACKENZIE: Yeah?? And, they should know this?? Should I make out with you in front of them, so they get the hint?

MACKENZIE: Idk. I asked you second.

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BRANDON: i said go and tell them. do what you want.

[.....]

BRANDON: unless you want it to be a date??

MACKENZIE: I just think they should know that you are unavailable. Like that includes texting too.

[....]

MACKENZIE: Do you??

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BRANDON: aight, you can tell 'em. idc. you do you.

BRANDON: yes i do. isn't that basically what we normally do?

[....]

BRANDON: why would this be a date? we're just hanging out and watching netflix and eating. like ppl do.

MACKENZIE: So, you don't want me to tell them? Okay. Sure. Makes sense.

MACKENZIE: Yup. And, I'm sure you do the same thing with your honeys.

[....]

MACKENZIE: Okay, just checking. It just sounded different, but it's fine.

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BRANDON: ...pls don't screenshot it. that's unnecessary.

BRANDON: cause i get hungry?? why else would i wanna get fed?

MACKENZIE: Why is it unnecessary? Shouldn't your honeys know that you are no longer involved with them? It's only the right thing to do.

MACKENZIE: You want to get fed, watch Netflix, and hang out with me?

[....]

MACKENZIE: This isn't a date, right?

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BRANDON: not even my honeys, babe. is that a good answer or what?

BRANDON: i'll cuddle twice if i get fed. that's the deal.

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BRANDON: please.

MACKENZIE: Very good answer. I need this screenshotted and recorded.

MACKENZIE: Get fed? Why?

MACKENZIE: ....sure.

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BRANDON: you're so hot, babe. seriously. no one compares.

BRANDON: we have to cuddle twice? am i at least gonna get something to eat tho?

MACKENZIE: Not even your honeys?

MACKENZIE: Yes. Why wouldn't we? Don't be so surprised. Sure, what do you want, and I will think about it.

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BRANDON: when u being sarcastic is hot>>>>>

BRANDON: nah, i would still come over.

BRANDON: that's the right answer, i think.

MACKENZIE: When you thinking I'm hot is hot >>>>>

MACKENZIE: That's the right answer, and the answer to your question is of course. But, we have to cuddle before AND after.

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BRANDON: when u call me a genius >>>>>>

BRANDON: are we gonna do it if i come over?

MACKENZIE: Even though, it was sarcastic >>>>>>

MACKENZIE: If I say no would you not come over?

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BRANDON: i'm smart af, tho. i am.

BRANDON: you become available every time he needs you. boom done. i don't believe that that was a type for a second.

MACKENZIE: I know you are. But, sometimes (all the time) you don't show it.

MACKENZIE: Wow. Amazing. Tell me more. I guess I just have to give up my life and devote my time to him 24/7. You're a genius. It was, sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MACKENZIE: You should come over tonight.

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BRANDON: i can. i'm smart af. everyone knows that.

BRANDON: yea i do. all the time. you just gotta ask me. call me babe again pls.

MACKENZIE: But, you don't act like it? Everyone knows that.

MACKENZIE: Okay. How do I get the guy I'm hooking up with to stop glancing at other girls for more than three seconds? Whoops. That was a typo.

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BRANDON: how am i supposed to know if it's under 3 seconds or not?

BRANDON: a lot more. i'm fun to talk to. i'm hot. i can offer great advice. i'm the whole package.

MACKENZIE: You can count up to three right?

MACKENZIE: You offer great advice? When? As for the rest, whatever you say, babe.

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BRANDON: gotchu. so a quick up and down sorta thing?

BRANDON: ur using me for warmth? idk how i feel about this. i'm more than just warmth, babe.

MACKENZIE: NO. Like a glance. Under three seconds.

MACKENZIE: Yes. I always need something warm to cuddle with. :) Oh, you are? What more is there?

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BRANDON: so i can't flirt or look at anyone else?

BRANDON: fine. i still don't get the point of cuddling. like what is it supposed to do?

MACKENZIE: Why would you want to flirt with other people?? And, I guess you can look, but you can't like linger on them.

MACKENZIE: It makes me feel happy and warm. I'm just using you for your warmth.

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BRANDON: i'm not. i just like looking at things. it's like when u go shopping and don't buy shit.

BRANDON: can we make out now?

MACKENZIE: NOT THE SAME. Looking can lead to flirting, and that's not happening. So, I'm still not comprehending why you want to look.

MACKENZIE: ...fine. And, we are cuddling afterward.

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BRANDON: is this a trick question? cause they're not u

MACKENZIE: You just seem really invested in them, so.

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BRANDON: never said that. so can we hook up or not?? i'm confused.

MACKENZIE: Why don't you hook up with the hot girls you want to look at?

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BRANDON: babe, wtf. i thought u wanted to hook up.

BRANDON: yea but they're not as hot as you. if u make urself available all the time, i'll just look at u.

MACKENZIE: So, if I'm not available then your eyes are going to linger? Yup. I definitely want to hook up with you now. That's the stuff that really gets me going.