thekoreanman

[thekoreanman]

We can deduce a few things about the smash bros dlc.

1. There will be at least 4 unknown characters. I’m not sure if they’re counting piranha plant as one of the DLC fighters.

2. They won’t be a character created after 2017. Sakurai said that the list of dlc fighters was completed before Xenoblade Chronicles 2 was announced. So any character created after that point will not Be chosen as dlc.

3. None of the fighters will be 3rd party. In smash for Wii U and 3ds, there was a $1 difference between first and third party characters. I assume that it was part of nintendo’s contract with the third parties to get them in the game. But since each of the five dlc will be the same price, it seems like none of the dlc fighters will be third party. Or...ALL of the dlc are third party!?!

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I want to Congratulate my fellow Ravenclaws on receiving their new eight-legged friends. I named mine Peter. You all make me proud to be your prefect!

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Day 2 of my smash bros inktober. I already feel my flesh tone marker starting to go out. So there’s that.

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For Inktober, I’ll be drawing a random smash bros character each day. I’m no artist. I just have sharpies, but I’ll be free-hand doodling a different character for the month of october.

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I can play too!!

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Ben: Sure thing! *searches in his bag, his smile fades* ...I lost it.

Tulip: You got it, MC. *secretly hands you a howler that shouts “He’s copying me!”*

Bill: Why are you asking me? I’m three years older than you, I don’t have that homework anymore!

Andre: I’ll help you this time, but let’s study together so nobody falls behind, shall we? *cocks eyebrow*

Charlie: Yeah... my homework is just a bunch of dragon sketches... maybe ask Rowan?

mc: *asking their friends if they can copy their homework*

rowan: sure, i’ll help you with it!

penny: yeah, here you go.

tonks: bold of you to assume i did the homework.

barnaby: wait … there was homework?!

[thekoreanman]

What about Dr. Mario?

The Super Mario Smash team!

By https://twitter.com/NinNakajima

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a lady of culture 

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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I forgot all about Geno! Of course they’ll put him in! He’s been on everybody’s wishlist since Melee!

A new Smash Bros Theory

I’ve noticed recently that some third party companies are having two franchises represented as fighters:

Capcom has Mega Man and Ryu

Sega has Sonic and Bayonetta

Konami has Snake and Simon/Richter

There are two other companies with only one rep, Square Enix with Cloud and Namco with PAC-Man.

So I have an idea for two new original characters that represent classic gaming franchises for these two companies.

First is Dig Dug from the Namco arcade series of the same name. He could have a variety of cool attacks. Summoning a Frygar to breathe fire (like duck hunt’s cowboys). Shooting out a fast drill that pulls him forward (like a faster Pac-Man side b). And his down b could have him bury himself in the stage and launch himself upwards, damaging nearby foes. For a recovery move, he can summon and inflate a Pooka as a balloon that pops if filled too much.

For Square Enix, I’m sure a lot of people are wanting Sora from Kingdom Hearts. I feel like it wouldn’t be a true fighter if he didn’t include Donald and Goofy somewhere in his Final Smash, which Disney will never ever let them do.

For my money, Lara Croft seems like a much better bet. Not only is she one of (if not THE) most iconic female video game characters, but she is enjoying a new wave of popularity thanks to her more gritty video game series and her movie. Her moves can involve her climber’s pick, her bow and arrow and her dual pistols (if Bayonetta can have guns, so can she!). Her final smash could summon a living statue to wreak havoc on the fighters.

[thekoreanman]

A new Smash Bros Theory

I’ve noticed recently that some third party companies are having two franchises represented as fighters:

Capcom has Mega Man and Ryu

Sega has Sonic and Bayonetta

Konami has Snake and Simon/Richter

There are two other companies with only one rep, Square Enix with Cloud and Namco with PAC-Man.

So I have an idea for two new original characters that represent classic gaming franchises for these two companies.

First is Dig Dug from the Namco arcade series of the same name. He could have a variety of cool attacks. Summoning a Frygar to breathe fire (like duck hunt’s cowboys). Shooting out a fast drill that pulls him forward (like a faster Pac-Man side b). And his down b could have him bury himself in the stage and launch himself upwards, damaging nearby foes. For a recovery move, he can summon and inflate a Pooka as a balloon that pops if filled too much.

For Square Enix, I’m sure a lot of people are wanting Sora from Kingdom Hearts. I feel like it wouldn’t be a true fighter if he didn’t include Donald and Goofy somewhere in his Final Smash, which Disney will never ever let them do.

For my money, Lara Croft seems like a much better bet. Not only is she one of (if not THE) most iconic female video game characters, but she is enjoying a new wave of popularity thanks to her more gritty video game series and her movie. Her moves can involve her climber’s pick, her bow and arrow and her dual pistols (if Bayonetta can have guns, so can she!). Her final smash could summon a living statue to wreak havoc on the fighters.

[thekoreanman]

Like an elephant and an elephant seal

[thekoreanman]

I think you’re thinking of Genus. Gender is a mobile app used primarily by the gay community.

What the fuck is a gender

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Am I the only one?

The minute I complete year 7 of Hogwarts mystery, I’m going to celebrate by running an hp movie marathon, then immediately delete this piece of trash game from my phone.

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I want to make a Hogwarts Cake

It would be of the Hogwarts Crest like this.

But each section of the crest would be a different flavored cake.

Gryffindor would have a bold Spice Cake with Red Velvet frosting.

Slytherin would have a rich Black Forrest cake with a stripe of Mint cream through the middle.

Hufflepuff would have a sweet, funfetti cake with vanilla frosting and a hint of Honey.

Ravenclaw will have a Lemon cake with blackberries and blueberries baked in with a blueberry frosting.

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Me waiting for Smash Ultimate

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*playing Catan*

Me: *rolls and gets lots of sheep*

11: Good ‘cause I need sheep.

Me: How ba-a-ad do you need them?

11: -_-

She won’t trade with me anymore :(((