thejingler

[thejingler]

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

[thejingler]

it is important to laugh like heeheeheeheehee all the time

[thejingler]

I miss how it felt in the egg

[thejingler]

Ohhh i am just so weak and perfect. Ohhh you should love me and trust me and give me a kiss on the forehead

[thejingler]

you do not have to sexualize clowns. it is ok to just sex them.

[thejingler]

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

[thejingler]

The King said I'm not allowed to hide under his throne and swat at his feet anymore :(

[thejingler]

Maybe it's time to scoop up your balls and juggle somewhere new

[thejingler]

Mimes aren't realistic. The French never shut up.

[thejingler]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[thejingler]

Haha. Whoops! *slips and falls on banana peel* *slips and falls on banana peel* *slips and falls on banana peel* *slips and fal

[thejingler]

Ough. got dropped,,,, n th puddle

[thejingler]

God gives His easiest challenges to His dumbest little sluts