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We are not amused, biped assholes.

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Krampus is pretty excited about our new friend. What should we name him?

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I'm going to miss lazy afternoons of wine and painting this time next week, kids.

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Happy Hour w/ His Majesty, @texrenfest. #swag (at Brick House Tavern + Tap)

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Oh, I guess I forgot to post a single picture from our trip...

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Me to @pheonix7284, "You know what this trip is missing? Throwing @grumpytea into a snowbank." #friendship (at Abisko National Park)

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Valentines for the work wife and slightly less awesome members of the Fine Arts Dept!

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Lemon filled donut (at Bedlam)

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Some days, my students are all little shits. Some days they aren't.

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Sam is a tortured soul.

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Christmas presents from bro and sis-in-law! Me: "It's Gallifreyan!" Amy: "...Oh, it's supposed to be... Doctor Who?"

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Krampus ate an elf.

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Happy birthday, Baby Jesus! #icouldntmakethisshitup #texas

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Happy Friday, and it finally *almost* feels like winter! (at Bedlam)

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I could not make this shit up. #texas (at Best Western Alamo Suites)

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What part of "Go away, I'm sick" is difficult to understand? #nopersonalspace #dogs #snot (at Bedlam)