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Patrick Ness’ awesome feminist rant in response to a reader question.

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So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

Dude why do you use gay as an insult?

You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend

Wow that wasn’t racist or anything

No seriously gay does not mean stupid

BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

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NO "ELEMENTS." USE A DISPUTED FORCE TO INCREASE YOUR SIZE BILLIONS OF TIMES IN SECONDS.

CREATE CONVENTIONAL, ATOMIC MATTER SOME OF WICH WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME 'YOUR MOM.'

PRETEND IT'S 14 BYA.

EXIST.

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So those rectangles move at the last second. See, Thomas? That is why you’re alone!

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Poor Thomas. :(

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*Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.  Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.*

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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9.25.13

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Hello, Procrastinators, and welcome to Train Simulator 2014. This is a survival horror game set at the end of the world. A giant mountain starts attacking everyone, and it crushes up a lot of main cities into just their famous landmarks, and these three trains have to escape from those cities carrying everyone that they can. We have the depressed Japanese train with and electronic coif, the bling train with the world’s smallest piece of bling, and the depressed fish train, and you jump between these three characters. There’s a whole narrative, and there’s sexual tension between them, and it all plays out across the grand scale of things and it’s beautiful, and the ending will make you cry, and it’s all about humanity.

Daniel Hardcastle

I … I just … I don’t even …

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The boldest measures are the safest.

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I just keep going "dovahkiin, dovahkiin, naal ok zin!" In my head. I can't stop. Somebody help me.

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that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

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History according to Tumblr.

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True for pretty much any good book

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Portal 2

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Pandy’s list of favorite villains/antagonists  in no particular order

01.GLaDOS/Portal series

Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin.

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