straightboyfriend2
Forever with you
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Hey whats up im Ponky, 30, Certified rat parent, wrangler of spiders, autistic as hell man. Nonbinary any pronouns Twitter: @itsponky. Let's be friends
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straightboyfriend2 · 6 days ago
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kirby with a big lollipop and propeller beanie
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straightboyfriend2 · 6 days ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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straightboyfriend2 · 7 days ago
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happy 20th birthday to this fuck ass game i love dearly
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straightboyfriend2 · 7 days ago
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ohhh i hope this guy kills himself
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straightboyfriend2 · 9 days ago
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straightboyfriend2 · 9 days ago
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Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos
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straightboyfriend2 · 9 days ago
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daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do
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straightboyfriend2 · 10 days ago
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Very sad post underneath CW pet loss
I can't afford cremation right now and I don't want to bury her because I want her ashes. But I have Izzy's little body in the garage freezer and I think I'm going to lose my fucking mind. My little baby who was just alive a couple days ago but now she's in the FUCKING FREEZER I PUT MY BABY IN THE FREEZER SHES IN THE FUCKING FREEZER WHATS FUCKIGN WRONG WITH ME. SHE WAS WARM AND SAFE AND LOVED BUT SHE DIED ON TUESDAY AND NOW SHES ALONE, COLD AND IN THE FUCKING FREEZER IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF . I put my little honey rat in the fucking freezer
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straightboyfriend2 · 10 days ago
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straightboyfriend2 · 10 days ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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straightboyfriend2 · 10 days ago
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that's me
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straightboyfriend2 · 11 days ago
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Feral 4 Jamz
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straightboyfriend2 · 11 days ago
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copia has been neglecting his membership at palm beach tan
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straightboyfriend2 · 12 days ago
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My rat became an egg.
She will one day hatch into a majestic dragon.
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Nevermind.
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straightboyfriend2 · 12 days ago
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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straightboyfriend2 · 12 days ago
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Boy howdy I sure could go for some Friday Night Rats 🐀
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Their names are Poppy, Cinnamon, and Peter!
cinnamon is short for Cinnamon Toast Crunch but we only call her that if she is in trouble (she's never in trouble)
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straightboyfriend2 · 12 days ago
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The Three Stages of Sleepiness
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As presented to you by Reginald
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