rachel berry currently a junior at bay grove high school + captain of the panther cheer squad. in a couple years time, i'll be taking over manhattan, but for now i'll settle for being the best panther i can be. of .
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Effy: I can break him out of jail but then he'd be a fugitive and my family only takes care of their own.
Effy: We don't live in Narnia - he can't simply revoke his confession without still being their number one suspect.
Effy: I say we frame Hudson. He's the only other person Weston might have confessed for.
Rachel: This is the last thing Finn needs on his plate, E.
Rachel: Though...
Rachel: I can't believe I'm about to suggest this, but framing someone else might take the heat off Brody while keeping us out of their radar.
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Effy: No, he made his choice and I've made mine.
Effy: Except my decisions aren't made by a fucking idiot.
Rachel: Fine, /I/ care about him and I don't want him rotting in there. Please help me figure out a way to get him out or talk some sense into him.
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Effy: Oh, well, sounds like you can't. Tell him I can send instructions on making his own shiv.
Effy: I don't think we know Weston well enough to make the call on whether he deserves this or not.
Rachel: He used to be one of your friends, E - don't you feel guilty about him being in there at all?
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Effy: And trying to prove the innocence of your self-confessed murderer boyfriend won't draw any sort of attention on yourself, right?
Rachel: Hence my panic, Effy! How am I supposed to get him free without letting other people know that it was actually me!
Rachel: I don't think 'he was literally begging me to' is an excuse that will keep /me/ out of jail, but Brody doesn't deserve to be in there either.
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Effy: Are you sure, Berry? He did just confess and that makes him sound pretty guilty.
Rachel: He has to know it was us, somehow. That's the only explanation. He's covering for us.
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Effy: Why would I need to be? Our problems are totally solved - I knew Weston was good for something.
Rachel: He didn't do it, Effy!
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Rachel: I am currently f r e a k i n g out, Effy.
Rachel: Brody just got arrested. He's claiming /he/ did it. Why would he do that? We both know he didn't.
Rachel: I can't breathe, I think I'm having a panic attack. Please tell me you're actually in Kansas.
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They may be numb to the taste by now - after a few of them, can they really taste anything anymore?
School starts Monday, so I might just come home New Years Day so I have the weekend to prepare for the spring semester; I know I had planned to come home for tomorrow, but my tan isn’t quite as toasty as I’d like it yet and the more I think about the snow, the less I want to be in it.
The only thing beer has going for it is that it’s foamy, I’m not even sure beer drinkers actually enjoy the taste of it.
I’m thinking of stopping in for a a few days after the new year hits, since Bennett extended an invitation and I’m too curious not to check things out.
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You have a week vacation time somewhere you’re been employed part time for, like, two months?
Who knew that a Christmas bonus could feel so good?
But really. Because as of today, yours truly is officially done with working at Sweet Treats for the rest of 2015. Sure, it’s only a couple of days, but I also get a week off next month, fully paid, as my bonus, so that’s something pretty sweet. Pun totes intended. As for the rest of the year, this Kitty-Kat is going to spend it with nothing but R&R. That’s right – it’s massage time. See you all after my relaxation coma.
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We’re down to a year and a half now; if we can survive the previous ten and a half, we can make it through another 18 months. Even if it does feel like forever.
I’m pretty sure the ‘high school’ aspect of it all is enough to make it fit the criteria pretty nicely.
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It is a high school in Kansas. That, alone, should have given us a heads up.
Who knew that attending Bay Grove would mean signing up for four years of Hell with only the option of running away to give us a chance.
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You - we were ten, Effy. I was devastated.
I poisoned Barbra the fish.
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I don’t know why you fight against her so much - you’ve seen Funny Girl almost as much as I have, and have yet to tear the DVD into pieces. If you really hated Barbra, I’m sure you would have just banned it from movie night years ago.
I’ve never needed drugs to get in your pants before so I think you’re safe.
Trust me, I’m working on it. Just like Kate Winslet, I can see the eternal sunshine of your spotless mind.
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I’ll see what I can do. The idea of celebrating the New Year on a sandy white beach is very, very tempting, but so are you.
I know that I’m not. I know that part of my weirdness was irrational jealousy that I have no place to hold onto all things considered. I know that the fact that I love someone else as well as you hurts you. But I do want to be better, for you.
It just seems like a lot of work right now and I couldn’t even tell you who’d show up. There’s really nothing worse than having a party and no one being there… your idea sounds better. If you get back, I mean. No pressure.
You’re a good girlfriend, Rachel. You’re patient with me most of the time and I’m lucky to have you
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I’d rather become a lush on fruity cocktails than beer; at least the former actually taste good.
I’m not sure yet. My goal was to be home by New Years to ring in the holiday with Brody, but now that I’m here, it’s hard to imagine going back to cold, snowy Kansas.
Fruit based drinks will be the death of proper alcoholism.
How long are you hanging around the island for?
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I wouldn’t blame you for skipping the party festivities; if I make it home in time, maybe we can head to Wichita or Kansas City and watch the fireworks in a bigger city.
I miss you too. But when I come back I will be a relaxed, happy girlfriend who can be a much better person to be around. I know I’ve been a mess these past few weeks, but we can put 2015 behind us and start fresh. You and me.
Yeah, getting out of Kansas might help. Or just out of Bay Grove. Maybe that’s what I should do for New Year’s. I don’t know if I really feel like having a party this year. But then again, it’s tradition at this point.
You’re right. I know your’e right. Besides, it wouldn’t really be fair for me to tag along on your time with her. I just kind of miss you.
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Yes, being drugged is definitely something to look forward to and not something most girls fear for every day of their lives.
Even if you do, you can’t stop me from knowing every Barbra song possible by heart and singing it. You can wipe my hard drive, break my CDs and vinyls, but you can’t erase my memories.
It’s more fun to find different ways to slip it to you without you realising.
Yes, well, I know that now. Instead of having sex or getting high, I know that Barbra Streisand is delusional if she thinks love is anything other than a construct used by people to extract what they want. Just as delusional as you are if you seriously think I don’t know which hosting site.
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