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A little more Har.vey 😁 for @outdagamee

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Commission for @sneezywoowoo of L/aw 🏴‍☠️

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Some sus shenaniganry from a oneshot with @snzopossum, @quosterking, and @just-a-nervous-bean

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someone trying to deny they have to sneeze whilst in the middle of a build-up to a wet sneezing fit ... their eyes welling up with itchy tears, their nostrils flaring and twitching, their chest rising and falling, scrubbing at their nose trying to get rid of the tickle before the sneezes can escape, but they're too late.

"i-i-i don't h-h-have to s-s-s-sneezEH'KSHIEW! HH'ITZSHHCHEW! HH'ITSSHHH'IH! excuse m'be"

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Concept Art I found in my Wallpaper folder of the Tower Knight from Demon's Souls

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"Titan" by Vladimir Manyukhin on ArtStation

Source

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Wow you guys liked that ficlet! I'll have to do more like it in the future!

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(Was writing out a scenario and then it turned partially into a mini ficlet hybrid so enjoy whatever the heck this is.)

Also it is inspired loosely by this book cover I happened to see while browsing tumblr:

Imagine a giant who is the protector of a village. He stands taller than the nearby castle and wears an intimidating suit of armor. To the villagers it seems like he never rests and is an eternal guardian. None have seen his face and some even claim him to be a statue but if one looks closely the subtle rise and fall of his chest reveals him breathing beneath his armor.

This stoic aura of his is shattered one day when a particularly breezy burst of wind wafts a puff of pollen into the visor of his helm to be sucked into his nostrils. At first there is no sign of anything being amiss. The villagers go throughout their day oblivious. But soon a battle begins to brew as the giant's nose begins to rebel in irritation.

The towering knight tries his best to fight the urge and to hold fast against this assault of his nostrils. His colossal nostrils flared, twitching slightly, and a low, guttural sound escaped his throat, half a growl, half a groan of irritation. Some of the more vigilant villagers might begin to notice his colossal form shifting slightly. An armored hand tightening around his massive sword, a slight twitch of his helmet.

This knight is a warrior. He has fought mighty battles and served this kingdom for generations. And now he couldn't even hold back a puny sneeze. The irritation and pressure mount as he tries to stand firm but it's no use. A faint, tickling breeze spiraled up from the ground, swirling with more pollen and dust, its subtle caress tormenting the sensitive inner walls of the giant's enormous nose.

"Huhhh- huhhh-" His colossal voice booms with hitching breaths and an intake of air like a great gale. Now the villagers began to stop what they were doing and watch with concern. Air pools in the giant's tremendous chest. His armor creaks against the strain. The first sound was low, drawn-out, and trembling with the promise of something monumental. His breathing hitched unevenly, growing louder and more erratic, the giant's massive chest rising and falling like rolling thunderclouds.

"Uhhh-hhuh-hhh-!!" He can no longer fight it. The battle is lost. His brows knitted together, furrowed with the overwhelming itch that spread like wildfire, deep and insistent. His nose twitched again, nostrils flaring wide enough to engulf entire trees. All of this was hidden behind his vast dark helm. The same helm that begins to tilt back in anticipation.

"The Great Knight!" On villager might call out as she points to their struggling guardian. "He's about to sneeze!"

"He's gonna blow!" Shouts another one. "Everyone find cover!"

Panic ensues below as the giant continues his struggle. His eyes flutter closed. His breath was thunderous, roaring in and out like the tides of an angry ocean. The sensation was unbearable now, prickling and teasing relentlessly at the back of his cavernous nasal passages.

“HHHHHUUUUUHHHHHHHhhhh…” His head tipped back even farther, eyes squeezing shut as his entire frame quaked with the sheer force of his inhale. The sound built higher and higher, a storm preparing to unleash its fury, his breath whistling faintly as it dragged through his nostrils.

And then... the giant's chest settles. Has he somehow won the impossible battle?

"HUUUAAAHHHH… HHHUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH—SSSHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!" The sneeze explodes from him with a thunderous roar. The interior of his helm is thoroughly coated in his own mucus. The force of his sneeze is enough to cause chaos below, villagers go flying, and weaker homes are blown asunder. Worst of all the force is enough to send the giant himself pinwheeling backwards. He only manages to completely halt himself from falling and crushing villagers by catching himself on one of the castle's towers... which promptly crumbles under his weight.

The giant groaned, sniffing deeply as the last echoes of his thunderous sneeze faded into the distance. The destruction caused by his sneeze fills the giant with horror.

Even more horrifying; he feels another sneeze coming on.

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A character with a mouth of sharp teeth that their friends often forget the character even possesses (because character's just so friendly or gentle or soft-spoken) but then the friends are promptly reminded of The Truth when the character's lips draw back over their gums and their mouth shivers with the need to sneeze for long enough that everyone gets a good look at those chompers and are like "holy shit. Forgot about those 😬"

And then the character finally gets their sneeze and in a blink they're back to being their familiar soft self (but why is everyone staring at them funny now??)

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"exploring each other's bodies" except in a literal macro/micro way, and more specifically a macro/micro snz way.

i wanna walk around in his nasal passages 'til I'm sneezed out & dripping down his lip.

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really invested in a macro character sneezing so messily on a micro one that they've basically been baptized

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Seeing a micro character inside a big giant’s nose 🫠 im developing a kink

Or

Reading a fic about it and it’s in specific detail

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Gotta love a vintage comic book sneeze.

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Recently saw a piece like this with cool fire effects and was inspired to draw Rari

This boy got danger sneezes fr

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This version gets close and frankly gets points for including a sneezing scene at all. (Timestamped).

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The fact that more iterations of Gulliver's Travels don't have this scene is a crime against me specifically.

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no thoughts head empty except for the idea of a big strong guy who can withstand a lot of things but is absolutely helpless when it comes to ticklish sneezes