I love it when you’re complaining about how life just ends in your 20s and nothing new ever happens that isn’t related to work or rent or whatever and someone is like actually you’re WRONG and you’re just DELUDED and everything gets better and if you believe otherwise you’re just clouded by nostalgia. And then you find out they have an email job and live in Brooklyn or something. Of course you’d think life gets better, you aren’t one of the people arbitrarily, statistically determined to just be fucked for life
"hawk tuah" is not an organic meme. the girl in that video saw some ad exec hit a kid with their car and they manufactured a career for her in exchange for her silence.
does anyone remember when russia invaded ukraine and every american decided it was their god given duty to start fights with random liquor store cashiers over their stores selling absolut (swedish vodka brand) until a week later when they forgot every country outside the us existed again