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dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE

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gay nerd: *takes puff of inhaler while fucking butthole of other nerd*

other cartoon nerd: *using one hand to hold glasses to face while being buttfucked with incredible force*

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Nothing beats waking up to one of your partners just being all sorts of dom and feral. Like why yes daddy i WOULD like to be bred.😍😍😍

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Playing subway surfers while jacking off my partner as a joke.

“Why am I actually getting distracted?”

Why yes we are both AudHD how did you know? 😂😂😂😂

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Having sexy time with two of my partners. Boyfriend is losing his V card tonight!

Me: “damn he has great stamina.” *looks at movie on in the backround* “it’s been like 30-45 minutes!”

Other experienced partner: “it hasn’t been 30-45 minutes, it’s been 30-45 minutes!”

Instantly die laughing cause CLEARLY someone has dick brain

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My boyfriend just called my head game “demure”

I don’t know if it’s a compliment or complaint XD

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hey a reminder that sexual intrusive thoughts are not sexual fantasies. sexual fantasies are about what you desire and sexual intrusive thoughts are about what scares you the most and your intrusive thoughts say a hell of a lot more about what you DONT want than about what you do. youre okay and youre safe and youre not whatever it is your intrusive thoughts want you to think you are. youre fine.

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Ships that contain elements to your trauma does not mean you are glorifying or romanticizing what happened to you. You are allowed to use those tropes in whatever way you wish given it doesn’t harm you in the process.

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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

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Murder is sex. Horror movies are porn. Gore sites are hardcore porn sites. Blood is lube.

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i had a dream that i made this meme so first thing when i woke up i had to recreate it

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Date idea: I engrave heart-shaped cuts on your skin marking you as mine till the end

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i’m very kidnappable haha (flirting)

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"aawh, it hurts? i know, i know. i'll be done soon. keep still."

"god you're so tight. choking you so hard really makes your muscles tense up does it?"

"you wouldn't be so wet if you didn't like it."

"shut it. fleshlights dont squirm or cry. you're lucky i still use you despite how broken you are."

"you miss your partner? be good for me and i might let you see them again."

"i didn't say look at me with a stupid fucking face. i said suck it."

[cnc]

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i'm not stalking you. i'm your guardian angel.

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"Y'know…vulnerability really is the answer" I say as she drools on the gun barrel, her cunt tightening around my cock in fear. Afraid her last thoughts might get painted all over the wall behind her. It's okay though, it's not my house after all.