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Kill yourself
goodbye cruel beautiful lovely (flat) world
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dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????
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This may strike some viewers as harsh, but I really do think that every single person involved in the creation and placement of that Catholic prayer app that claims it can help cure your cancer should be shot in the head
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How can you be an Obito fan and hope for "what could've been" knowing he could've been in that sauceless jonin vest and finally that mid ass shower curtain the hokage wears
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The Unionization Of The Naruto Shadow Clones
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read in a fanfic
“I won’t hesitate, bitch”
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