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due to systemic oppression, usamerican leftists don't currently have the political power to instate a leftist president. we do, however, have enough power to make one of two candidates lose the election. we could use this power to make the white supremacist lose to the black woman, or we could use it to make the black woman lose to the white supremacist. the obvious choice for leftists would be to prioritize making the white supremacist lose, but tumblr users have devised a loop hole, where they agitate primarily for making the black woman lose, but omit the detail about who she would be losing to. this makes their stance more palatable to people who correctly believe that having a white supremacist president would be the worst possible outcome.

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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

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G-O-T-T-O-G-O

Looks like that's it, got to go

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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT

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man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit

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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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Chat does anyone else wish that Steve for the minecraft movie would have not only been animated, but also silent? Cuz I feel like one of the things that makes the minecraft community so nice to interact with in game is how we use the character to communicate without vc. Crouch jumping up and down while punching is a universal sign of peace, holding your shield up means suspicion/skepticism of the other player, holding your sword and getting close to the other player is intimidation

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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

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fallout has an item called a "stealth boy" that temporarily buffs your ability to sneak, and it's initially drawn like a wristwatch with a dial face in the center (changed in subsequent games, but it's always something mechanical). when you use one, it works once and then disappears from your inventory entirely, and the game says it "wore off". thus I'm forced to assume you eat them

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