|24|F|Bisexual|Married💖|Self-Aware American lol|INFP-T| 🍄Average Vinesauce lover and Jerma985 enjoyer👌🏻 Certified Wr*ghtWorth Disliker (only Edgeworth love here) /unjoking ❤️ I do not tag for anyone and 99.9% of my stuff is on fast-queue(#q - which I never remember to tag lol). ❗️ANTI'S DNI (it just shows you're incapable of media literacy tbh)❗️Many thoughs, head very full and always sleepy.
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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Tumblr Ace Attorney Community!
Been a while, but I want a consensus on this and we need to decide.
#if i can make a case#he climbs up to the 12th floor and back down again daily (probably multiple times some days) so he has to have some leg strength/endurance#on top of that clip in the anime where they're talking about how heavy the steel samurai spear is (that beefcake will powers carries)#and edgeworth EASILY tosses it to nick who immediately collapses upon catching it#plus his trilogy sprite makes him look like a fridge#so id say he at least does general exercise and probably takes care of his body (something about perfection earlier in life or something)#not ripped but fit and toned and maybe just a bit belly (i love belly)
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I’ve been super into ace attorney recently and now I gotta learn male anatomy so I can draw edgeworth. DAYYUMMN IT!!!!!
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due to systemic oppression, usamerican leftists don't currently have the political power to instate a leftist president. we do, however, have enough power to make one of two candidates lose the election. we could use this power to make the white supremacist lose to the black woman, or we could use it to make the black woman lose to the white supremacist. the obvious choice for leftists would be to prioritize making the white supremacist lose, but tumblr users have devised a loop hole, where they agitate primarily for making the black woman lose, but omit the detail about who she would be losing to. this makes their stance more palatable to people who correctly believe that having a white supremacist president would be the worst possible outcome.
#reminds me of my husbands friend who isnt gonna vote because “the lesser of two evils is still evil” YOU ARE SUPPORTING A FASCIST IDIOT#BUT WHATEVER STAY ON YOUR HIGH HORSE I HOPE U GET BUCKED FROM IT ONE DAY IDIOT#god he's such a pretentious dickbag and has the weirdest crush on me... yuck...#the absence of voting is still effecting the vote morons.
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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.
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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
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G-O-T-T-O-G-O
Looks like that's it, got to go
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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT
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man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit
#tbf the guy didnt even shoot apparently#he was aiming and the secret service spotted the barrel out of the bushes 400 yards away and shot him#or shot at him sorry bc the guy spooked and bounced then was caught later#but tbh funny that once again the .2 seconds im on my dash i learn about news like this sksksks
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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.
#i sort by what i watch by two types of things#a youtube video (mostly gameplay) if i just want back ground noise or a light show like south park for multitasking#and shows that i actually sit down watch and only focus on that#like you need to have both people and you literally have no right to complain when you're using focus shows as multitasking shows!#bc you didnt even actually watch it!!#you just multitask everything then expect to be served something deep when you're not paying attention to details anyway
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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