thefarmerinthefandom
Farmer in Training
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Just a hippie nerd trying to save the world one organic onion at a time.
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thefarmerinthefandom · 3 years ago
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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
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thefarmerinthefandom · 3 years ago
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Link for full article below.
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thefarmerinthefandom · 3 years ago
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Well my week has been exciting so far.
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/interactive/2021/mcdonalds-marseille-food-bank/
"There is nothing more dangerous than capitalism – it’s insatiable,” says Fati Bouarua. “We have seen that marching and screaming in the street is not enough, and so we need to make social alternatives that cannot be crushed by capital. And we have no fears, only determination.”
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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GREEN DAY vs. homophobia in the early 90’s
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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Our love matters , too!
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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“if you liked this title you may enjoy” but with animal species
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 
“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”
“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”
It’s just. 
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 
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thefarmerinthefandom · 4 years ago
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Let me tell you bout my best friend, he’s a warm hearted Straight person who’ll love me till the end.
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