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everybody dies chasing after time

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How to cheer up the signs:

Aries: free weed

Taurus: free weed

Gemini: free weed

Cancer: free weed

Leo: free weed

Virgo: free weed

Libra: free weed

Scorpio: free weed

Sagittarius: free weed

Capricorn: belly rubs because their idiots

Aquarius: free weed

Pisces: nobody fucking knoews?

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This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

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sexual orientation: disgusted

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the "gay" squad

aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

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Two very different nights, 12 piece of Fried Chicken & Whiskey versus 12 Pink Tulips & Cupcakes

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Christina Aguilera does impressions of Cher, Britney and Shakira on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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my anaconda don’t want none unless you got me

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my sister is becoming a child psychologist and she asked one of her clients, a 10 year old girl, to draw how she felt before they started therapy on the inside of a bowl, and how she felt now on the outside of the bowl.  On the inside of the bowl she drew a plain tree stump, but on the outside she drew a full tree with flowers blooming through it and a beautiful garden all the way around the bowl and that just makes me so happy

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Shoemaker Canyon, CA / February 2015

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Nemo 33 is the world’s indoor deepest swimming pool. It’s located in Belgium and is 113 ft deep (34.5 meters).It contains 2,500,000 litres (660,000 US gal).  The complex was designed by Belgian diving expert John Beernaerts as a multi-purpose diving instruction, recreational, and film production facility in 2004. 

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"The Light V and IV" by Truls Espedal

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It is literally cheaper to house homeless people than it is to just leave them on the streets

And instead of trying to match homeless people up with one of the 24 empty homes available for every homeless person

People are literally paying to put in fucking spikes under bridges, in doorways and, yes, on fucking public benches in order to make it harder for homeless people to find a place to sleep.

What a fucked up world we live in.

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