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To the Seven and Others, Baby Names?

Annabeth: Oh! Well, I'm thinking maybe Sally for a girl... and Luke for a boy...

Percy: Annabeth, we've talked about this. Sally? Yes. Luke? The jury's still out. But an alternative? Percy jr.

Annabeth: *facepalm*

Piper: Well, Jason's dead, and I have a girlfriend now, so when we adopt... Tristan for a boy and whatever Shel wants for a girl.

Jason: Jamie for a boy, I guess, and Emma for a girl.

The Seven: How in Hades are you here?!?!?!

Jason: Nico brought me back. Whattup, bro?

Percy: BRO!

Nico: Bianca for a girl. And Maria for another girl. Boys are too exhausting.

Will: ???

Hazel: Hmm... well I would go with Marie for a girl, if Nico wasn't using Maria, and maybe Sammy for a boy? But I don't think we're having more than one kid.

Frank: Well, I want to let Hazel have her say, but I think Emily would be nice for a girl. And for a boy? I guess I'll go with Sammy. Whatever Hazel likes :)

Leo: Bad Boy Supreme and Echo. Booya! Baby McShizzles!

Calypso: We are not naming our children that, Leo Valdez.

Percy: Wait! I have the perfect answer--- Sally and Zoe for girls. Nemo for a boy.

Annabeth: Percy jr was better than Nemo.

Percy: Let's name our sons Jason 1, 2, and 3.

Annabeth: How many kids do you want, Seaweed Brain?!

Percy: 12. Charlie and Silena will be there, too, but I think Clarisse wants to name her kid that.

Reyna: What did I just witness?

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To the Seven, Who Would You Take on a Top-Secret Mission if You Were a Spy?

Percy: Wise Girl. Do I want to die??? Maybe my bro Jason. Probably Frank.

Annabeth: Anybody but Leo and Seaweed Brain. They would jeopardize the mission.

Percy: Hey!

Hazel: Frank! And also, maybe Nico, Annabeth, and Percy.

Frank: Hazel! And Annabeth and Percy.

Piper: Umm... Annabeth?

Jason: Nico. Or my bro Percy. Also, what gives, Piper?

Leo: Myself, obvi.

Piper: I think you would jeopardize the mission with Percy and Leo.

Leo: You are not wrong.

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LOKI WILL MAKE A COMEBACK

Okay, I just need to get this off my chest:

Loki's comeback in Avengers: Doomsday... like, just imagine it. What if the Avengers are in the thick of battle and they are about to lose because Doom is more powerful than even Thanos, and Doom himself has come to destroy this universe, and he's about to take off his mask to reveal his face, BUT THEN there is a just a huge flash of green light right in the middle of the war. A voice that is quiet, yet everyone can hear it, says, "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Doom," and Doom and his whole army is just time-stopped. The Avengers are so confused and apprehensive, and then the light fades to reveal Loki, in a new Gucci outfit, Chanel cape, and Louis Vuitton horns that resemble his outfit at the finale of the series, BECAUSE HE IS A FASHION ICON.

Hulk/Banner is just stunned like, "Aren't you dead????" and Valkyrie's already started drinking again. Thor yells, "BROTHER!!!!" so loudly that it makes lightning crackle against the sky and he gives Loki a bone-shattering hug, and, like, ten minutes later Thor lets go and demands, "HOW ARE YOU ALIVE? I SAW YOU DIE! I CRIED FOR YOU, MOURNED FOR YOU!!!!" and Loki's just like "I'm not who you think I am," and he's close to bawling. "I have an illusion on my throne, but I don't know how long it will hold. Please listen to me, brother."

THINK ABOUT IT!