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90s Samsung ad

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Abstract art by Aboriginal artist George Tjungurrayi

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we cannot be doing this.

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Six pieces of recent work. Trying to keep things stitched down, coping with uncertainty.

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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geode-inspired beaded embroidery by malywest

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Bertolt Brecht, To Those Born Later [from ‘Later Svendborg Poems and Satires 1936-1938’], in Bertolt Brecht: ‘Poems’, Edited by John Willett and Ralph Manheim, with the co-operation of Erich Fried, Eyre Methuen, London, 1976, pp. 318-320

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imagine your girlfriends best friend mourning over her death, and when she looks over at you you give her this look

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Cloud Strife is truly The Character of all time. He’s a government-trained killing machine. He’s a cross-dressing babygirl. He’s a jaded mercenary who never turns down a job because he likes helping people. He’s an amnesic ecoterrorist who’s killed hundreds of people in order to save the planet from capitalism. He was the only child of a single mom and he’s been miserably in love with the girl next door his whole life. The first time he saw her in a swimsuit he forgot how to talk for ten full seconds. He has the personalities of at least three different people stuffed into his head, and two of them are trying to kill each other (Zack just wants everyone to get along). He’s the result of a mad scientist’s experiment that implanted the cells of a genocidal alien in his body. The son of that genocidal alien is psychosexually obsessed with him. So is the local pimp. His eyes glow because of all the radiation exposure, and half the people he meets are like, “Oof, you’re gonna die young, kid.” He’s a 5’7” short king. He’s a puppet built to bring about the apocalypse. He’s even autistic.

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simon says with a girl who never says simon says

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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BATMAN (1966-1968)

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the heist crew