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quietly gets on 

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[mendxcii] B-but it’s so fluffy!

"Yeah, I can make your hair fluffy too if you want. Then maybe someone else can pick you up... Want that?" He softly threatened with an aloof attitude.           "Put it back, it's someone's pet already. See?" He stated, a finger pointing to it's neck where a bandana was from the spot where he kept his distance. "Wild animals don't have bandanas."

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The odds are never in our favour.

"Hmmm... With Oliva out of the job, the odds may be in my favor." He mumbled. Granted, the odds might be pushed slightly by Hal, but really only Oliva would catch that. Helps if William wasn't against him, but... probably couldn't count on that. Maybe he should try his hand at the gambling in the resort for some extra cash.

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That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen...

"It's not an effing skirt. It's called a kilt!" Despite that, the 'kilt' looked just like a plain, black skirt. 

     "And it's...suave." Man, uncultured swine. No wait... it would be uncultured sheep? Uncultured ram? That sounded better. He was a ram anyways, right?

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I want my pink shirt back! [mendxcii]

"Nah. It's better on me." That sounded sassier than he meant to be.            "It was too big for you anyways, runt."

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Inbox me a number And I'll Make a starter!

Child!AU: Our characters suddenly find themselves responsible for an infant and attempt to look after it until they can find who the child belongs to with little luck

Coffee Shop!AU: One of our characters works in a coffee shop and the other has a crush on them. They come in all the time for coffee even though they don’t drink it. One day they are approached by their crush and they get talking.

College!AU: Our characters meet while attending university and end up sharing a dorm room. Awkwardness ensues after a drunk one night stand after a night of partying

Criminal!AU: Our characters are criminals on the run from the police, doing whatever they can to remain free. They take on various disguises and aliases as they travel from country to country. (Can involve multiple FCs)

Haunted!AU: One of our characters dies and comes back to visit the other, they cannot pass over until they’ve told the other person their feelings for them, which they cannot bring themselves to do. In the meantime the other person begins to fall in love with the ghost.

Highschool!AU: Our characters attend high school together and hate each other. They avoid each other at all costs until they end up in detention together or are forced to work on a project together. They begin to become friends although neither of them will admit it.

Hostage!AU: One of our characters is a criminal, that takes refuge in the other characters house, essentially keeping them hostage. The hostage begins to develop feelings for their capture and helps them evade the police.

Magic!AU: One of our characters gains magical powers but has no idea how to control them. With the other characters help they try to figure out how to use them correctly but not without some mishaps along the way.

Possessed!AU: One of our characters is possessed by a demon and the other must figure out a way of saving them before its too late.

Road Trip!AU; Our characters go on a road trip, there’s a lot of laughter and fun and sightseeing and also a lot of trouble along the way.

Royalty!AU: One of our characters is royalty and the other is their servant. The servant has feelings for the Royalty but knows nothing can happen as they (Royalty) are engaged to marry and it is frowned upon. Little do they know that their feelings are returned.

Sanatorium!AU: One of our characters is a long time resident in a sanatorium and the other is the new staff member assigned to care for them.

Serial Killer!AU: Our characters are a pair of serial killers who have teamed up and began a killing spree, targeting the weak and vulnerable.

Vegas!AU: Our characters, who have never met, unintentionally get married after a drunk night in Vegas. They wake up the next morning and attempt to get a divorce but have to wait a week. In this week they begin to get to know each other and fall in love.

Victim!AU: One of our characters is a victim of a terrible crime and is found by the other character, who tries to help them through there ordeal but falls in love with them along the way.

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a cool and tough introduction survey:

name: Octo

your catchphrase: sweats profusely

fav emoji/emoticon: uvu or yuy

favorite color scheme: pastel blue and pink is cute. usually use red/blue with white though.

favorite type of monster-person: drawf??? do they count

something real cool that you can do: do a noob russian dance. im at hit at parties as u can tell

a song you want to share with your followers: its a pervy song but its called plus boy by 96neko (cover tho). its great.

top 3 characters of all time: i cant limit it to three wtf. hiei from yuyu hakusho needs a special recognition tho because wow old show??

what pets do you have: 3 chihuahuas. some fish. 9 month old sis

your hogwarts house: hufflepuff

favorite pokemon: charmander and its evos!!!

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                                                                                               Above all, don’t lie to yourself.               The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a               point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him,                                       and so loses all respect for himself                                                     and for others.       And having no respect                                                                                                  he ceases to love

Indie “Leo” from Lieat or “Harold” from Lieat II

Cross-fandom friendly!!!

Pretty open to OCs as well!!

Will rp any genre other than smut!!

Rps any length

A bit slow due to a busy time in real life however!!

What the frickle frackle else do you peeps want from me

Skype is randomly posted randomly on random days randomly for mutuals??

Let me make jokes about Leo being a 900000 year old virgin plz

nonnono im kidding anyways im looking forward to rping with everyone!!

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SEND ME A SENTENCE [MEAN GIRLS]

“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

“You smell like a baby prostitute.”

“I guess it’s probably because I have big lesbian crush on you.”

“Suck on that!”

“I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.”

“Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.”

“You guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom?”

“There are no rules in this house.”

“Is there alcohol in this?”

“I’m a mouse, duh!”

“That’s so fetch.”

“Stop trying to make fetch happen.”

“Boo, you whore.”

“I want my pink shirt back!”

“I can’t help that I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”

“Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”

“I can’t help it that I’m so popular.”

“So you agree. You think you’re really pretty.”

“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet.”

“That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.”

“I have really bad breath in the morning.”

“Grool.”

“I can’t go out. I’m sick.”

“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me.”

“You dirty little liar!”

“I’m sorry. I can explain.”

“You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.”

“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.”

“I just have a lot of feelings.”

“I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles.”

“Why are you dressed so scary?”

“Happy hour is from four to six!”

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.”

“I was half a virgin when I met him.”

“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”

“I, like, invented her.”

“Your face smells like peppermint.”

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"Brightbrook. B-r-o-o-k. Not book as in b-o-o-k. It's another way to describe a stream. You know what a stream is, right? A small river?" He gave a small shake of his head. "Save your energy. It's not supposed to be too far, but mountains are rough."

    He was quiet, hearing her trying to reassure her. He took a moment to glance at her clothes. They didn't look too bad. Her arms were bare though, would it really be okay? He didn't show it, and regrettably it sometimes lead others to believe otherwise, but he did worry about her frequently.

       With good reason, he thought as he saw a cool breeze tickle a chill out of her.

    "Hypothermia." He sternly blurted out with a peeved tone. "You can get it when exposed to the cold. It can... make breathing hard and hurt your heart. Death too. Lose limbs. It's dangerous." He tried to explain it simply, but he definitely didn't want to ease how dangerous it was. Nor did he think he needed to. She was a fast learner and already experienced death face to face, so why should he? It was more important she knew how to care for herself should... he be absent.

   "No matter what, you shouldn't let stubbornness keep you from taking care of yourself, and always overestimate nature. Underestimating it is dangerous..." He went silent after saying what he had to, then sighed wearily as if speaking wore him out. "Got a long way before I don't have to agonize over you, runt. Let's go shopping before we leave." 

"Bright… book?" She asked, smiling innocently.

"On a mountain? A bright book on a mountain! Ooh, interesting, interesting!" Efina chirped and skipped alongside her ‘father’, her excitement soaring above the clouds.

"I’m sure they’re warm, papa! You don’t need to worry about me that much, you know?" She pouted, crossing her arms. Sometimes, she kind of thought Leo was always worried about her, and it make her worried too.

As if to contradict her previous comment, a chilly wind breezed past the two of them, and Efina chattered, her nails digging into her skin as if it would work to keep her warm.

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“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.”

Charming.

"Maybe to you. You don’t make it easy.        Besides, you’re not so charming yourself.”

It’s not often he says that, either.

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SEND ME A SENTENCE [THE HUNGER GAMES]

“You love me. Real or not?”

“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.”

“My nightmares are usually about losing you.”

“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.”

“For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.”

“I hate being so alone.”

“It’s strange to be so physically close to someone who’s so distant.”

“Don’t. Don’t let’s pretend when there’s no one around.”

“Here’s some advice. Stay alive.”

“I want to spend every possible minute of the rest of my life with you.”

“The odds are never in our favour.”

“I’m hard to catch.”

“You call that a kiss?”

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SEND ME A SENTENCE [PETS]

“Can I keep him/her?”

“B-but it’s so fluffy!”

“What on Earth is that thing supposed to be?”

“I’m allergic.”

“I thought you were allergic?”

“That cat is pure evil.”

“Your dog attacked me!”

“When s/he howls in the middle of the night, it’s because s/he loves you!”

“I bought a rat because it reminds me of you.”

“At first I was going to get a pet tarantula…”

“How many cats can I own before I start to get weird looks?”

“You should think of the cat scratches as evidence of affection.”

“Did you have to get the loudest squeaky toy in the store?”

“The dog left you a present on the rug.”

“How would you like it if I sniffed your butt?”

“I’ve decided to call him/her ______.”

“What are you going to call it?”

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               〖How doth the little crocodile                                       Improve his shining tail,                      And pour the waters of the    ｛Nile｝                               On every golden scale!

                    How cheerfully he seems to grin,                           How neatly 『spread』his claws,                     And welcome little ❝fishes❞ in                                With gently ✧smiling✧ jaws!〗

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Ah. So it’s not her home. He pondered on the thought, trying to reevaluate her usefulness to him. He figured it was probably a stretch to assume gathering information would be so easy. If he could chance up meeting the owner that could shed light on the rumors right away, anyone could’ve earned a pretty penny with the right customers. 

"Is that so? That’s pretty remarkable, ma’am!" He complimented, taking an unfocused glance at the herbs, "Th-they still look like weeds to me. You must have a pretty good eye." He shot her a quick smile before his eyes gazed on the house while she spoke again.

    “Really? It seems pretty scary to me. A-ah but I've been told I'm not very brave anyways." He smoothly told her, laughing slowly as if awkward and nervous. "Hmmm. A house. I believe I have, yes."

He gazed at her as she spoke softly about the witch. She was definitely affected by it, and when affected, it meant she knew something. It was far different from the villagers, who only gossiped and feared. He could figure that she was probably going to be the key to this mystery.

   Promptly after, the girl's face was hidden behind a flimsy smile. He felt himself so focused on her, that the mention of his 'lost' sister made him glance up with slightly raised eyebrow, forgetting about the story for a moment. He caught himself quickly though, and with swift instinct, he knew his confused face meant he had to think of a question to catch it.

   "Really?... Oh, wait, yes that makes sense. My sister would probably retrace our steps." Part of him wished to explore the house, but he figured suggesting to look there would be suspicious. If anything, he'd have come again to investigate the police. "W-well, I'll start heading back then. Thank you very much, ma'am." He wished to get more information out of her, but it wouldn't do him any good to tug her around. Nor was it like a brother to choose staying with an attractive girl over looking for his sister-- or... No, definitely not. He would, but then again, he didn't have a sister.

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"Oh this? No..They’re herbs," Viola shows him the basket, lifting the handkerchief she used to cover it, "I grow a lot back in my garden at my home…But I like finding a few out here." She places her forearm through the basket’s handle and lets it settle over her skin as she looks to him.

"And no..The forest isn’t scary…If you noticed there was a house right at the outskirts of these woods. That’s my home. My Father and I live in it."

She pauses a moment remembering what he had said earlier and smiles, “…The witch is no longer around…I doubt she’d do any harm to anyone now that she is dead.”

It seemed the rumors were still milling around…

The smile on her face is one that is rather odd. It looks forced and she laughs nervously, “I would hope your sister won’t go too deep..Ah. Perhaps she left the forest and made it to my home? She might be waiting for someone to show up there.”

Her prime objective now would be to steer him away from the forest. If his sister was about it’d be best to start at her home and work their way up until hopefully they’d find her.

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"Up north on the side of a mountain. Named Brightbrook." He curtly answered, pausing for a moment to think. "Are your clothes warm enough? It gets cold in the mountains." He absentmindedly asked, pondering on an identity to take up.

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"Papa! Papa! Where are we going today?"

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Hal. By the time he dropped the name Harold, he already picked up several others. Normally, he would’ve needed a moment to comprehend who he ‘was’. However, aside from the fact he would’ve recognized the dragon, he was also the one to come to the resort, fully ready to take up the role of Harold again.

    “Ah! It's good to see you as well! It’s been a while, has it not?” He gave a pause, just to present a smile before continuing, "Have you been well? Are you taking good care of Ms. Sofia?"

It seems that...

thedrxwningliar is having nightmares.

"…Oh, Mr Hal… It’s nice to see you again." He greeted, smiling a little more at the recognizable face. It’d been a few months or so when Hal had left their resort, so it was nice to have a friend visiting. The resort was closed… For now.