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just ur friendly annual reminder that cassandra cain 100000% should’ve been batman and both deserved and wanted it more than any of the batboys, I will never forgive dc for battle of the cowl ignoring cass as the OBVIOUS heir apparent 

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Jason referring to himself as daddy adfgghjkkll

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tim: *almost dies*

damian: this is so sad alexa play despacito

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saw a tweet the other day where some girls mom packed her a four loko in her lunch bag bc she thought it was just an energy drink and honestly....how bruce parents when alfred is away

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So, let’s try an AU where the bats are complete isolationists.

I mean, they’ve had contact with the world outside Gotham and villains outside Gotham, but they’ve completely and totally avoided other heroes.

So, There’s a Justice League, but no Watchtower.

There’s a Teen Titans, but without the Robins.

There’s a Red Hood, but no Outlaws.

Tim’s Young Justice never existed because they just joined the Titans.

No one is allowed in Gotham - meta or not. Gotham is theirs.

So, you have all the other heroes and then you have the Bats.

And, frankly, the other heroes are a little wary of the bats. They have no idea who they are or what they’re capable of?

They’re from Gotham - they live in Gotham and take care of Gotham and Gotham is one of the most dangerous cities in America, if not the world. Gotham’s villains are crazy. 

And if the bats are taking care of that, then they have to be… well, pretty dangerous. No one wants to cross them. And even though they want to find out what their powers are, no one wants to risk going into Gotham after that time Superman tried it and came out 5 minute later with a sliver of kryptonite embedded in his arm (just because no one knows about the bats, doesn’t mean the bats don’t now about everybody.)

And then comes the moment when the bats have to break their isolation.

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FINGERSTRIPES

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batfam social media headcanons

i should be reading for art history so here’s some bullshit that’s definitely not art history. this got long so under the cut!

bruce is probably the stereotypical dad who Neither Understands Nor Cares but Bruce Wayne™️ has some social media accounts where some tired intern posts updates and shit on stuff the company is doing or like charity events bruce is attending or like maybe pictures/tweets about the kids you know chill stuff like that. occasionally one of the kids gets ahold of his twitter and like subtweets a racist politician or shit talks trump posts some dumb shit like #Wayne4Prez2020

dick is honestly the neutral evil of social media, he still unironically uses facebook and like shares mom memes like that one thats like, “this morning i put red bull in my coffee. after fifteen minutes of driving i realized i left my car at home!!” and shit and honestly its just embarrassing the rest of the fam probably have him blocked because he keeps tagging them in bad memes. he has a snapchat too but he’s bad there too he breaks streaks with the carelessness of a callous god and he obnoxiously sends himself w like every new filter every day but sometimes he’s funny about it so the fam generally puts up w it 

jay is pretty chill about social media he’s probably the most normal about it out of all of them honestly. he’s got a healthy number of streaks on snapchat, sends a mass snap streak and then occasionally adds to his story or sends the fam shit that reminds him of them. he has a facebook but there are no posts on it and it’s still the default silhouette avi bc he got lazy halfway through setting it up. he has a twitter, every time some major shit happens politically he retweets scathing sarcastic commentary abt it so ppl know his opinion and he makes an original tweet maybe once every six months if ur lucky

tim has like Official Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne accounts and then he has his unofficial, private shitpost accounts lmao. he has a photography insta that isn’t related to his name in anyway whatsoever that has a pretty hefty following, as well as being known for being kind of a mystery as to who runs it. he probably deactivated his real fb because it was embarrassing and he wanted dick to stop inviting him to messenger, he still has an Official one but it’s run by some intern instead of him, he has a tumblr and a twitter and he’s fairly active on both; reblogs/retweets mostly aesthetic stuff (esp art and photography), angry political commentary, and shitposts. every few months or so people find his actual twitter and he gets angry emails from PR (WITH SCREENSHOTS!) until he deletes it and makes a new one. he has a fairly basic snapchat, streaks w close friends, puts his coffee and the Gotham skyline on his story

honestly I'm not entirely sure about Damian but for some reason I feel like he has a twitter where he retweets professional political commentary and communist theorists/supporters 

cass has a really huge following on both tumblr and insta; on tumblr ppl follow her bc she’s a really funny shitposter, only no one in her actual family can ever tell if she’s shitposting or being serious. on insta people follow her bc she’s fuckign gorgeous and always wears really fresh fits and also has a really good photographer winkwink

 steph is the chaotic evil of social media and that means whatever you think it means honestly 

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dc’s constant sidelining of tim drake is gay erasure at its finest and thats the tea

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controversial opinion but

if anyone is "the angry Robin" it's either tim or damian

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tim drake unironically listens to linkin park + doesn’t give a fuck if you roast him for it 

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January 1, 1:55 am

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Does anyone else think of that one issue of Red Robin, where Tim has M’gann pose as him at a press conference so that Vicki Vale sees Red Robin and Tim Drake in the same place at the same time, but nobody else knew about the set up besides the Batfam?

Can you just imagine the entire superhero community seeing Tim Drake on television being shot, and they’re all probably panicked, but then less than a millisecond later the camera pans to show Red Robin fighting Scarab, and they’re all throwing down their capes, cursing out Batman and the entire Batfamily.

Like, Conner was probably halfway to Gotham when Clark calls him, and Kon just stops midair and goes “jesus fuckign. How do you deal with this bat stuff?” Then Clark says “Don’t ask me. I just found out Bruce isn’t actually dead.”

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headcanon that Tim lowkey came out as genderfluid to cass first.

She noticed him glance at a skirt nd he didn’t say anything but she knew he wanted it

so later she got it for him as a present nd he’s like all teary eyed when he seen what it was nd she frowns b/c she’s confused did he NOT want the skirt???

(Cass is bad at a bunch of different social norms and I’ll fight anyone on that)

but Tim just hugs her nd then says it’s not considered “normal” for boys to wear skirts

Cass bless her sweet heart just asks “why not?”

nd Tim doesn’t even know how to answer that

so he just hugs her again and is like “you’re right”

then he changes

and let me just say that even with having not slept in 2 days and being lowkey half-dead from their last case he looked fabulous

after when Tim explains everything to her she just listens quietly

(because the best thing about talking things out with Cass is that she’s the best listener in the world)

and he’s nervous b/c he doesn’t really know how she’ll respond

anyways when he finally finishes talking to her she still doesn’t ~fully~ understand why Tim’s gender identity would matter to literally anybody but Tim

(bc if Tim being him/theirself makes Tim happy then why does it matter?)

and Tim just smiles and hugs her because it is such a Cass way to think.

Later that week he comes out to Kon

then when Kon is supportive to Jason and then Dick/Bruce/Steph

then finally to Damian and the rest of the world

the whole family is very supportive

even if the rest of the world is shitty and not everyone understands the people who matter do��

so yeah long story short Cass bought Tim his first skirt

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trans tim drake headcanons!!!

a young tim drake cuts his hair and wears masculine clothing in cycles; first cutting it the day after his parents leave for a long trip so that it has time to grow back out before they’re home

dick grayson was his Masculine Icon™ when he was a kid and his idolization of him is what helped him initially realize he was trans; he didn’t wanna be a girl version of that boy, he wanted to be that boy

robin was also just generally really important to tim’s early ideas of masculinity: boyish, cocky, and flashy above all else

bruce and the others (sans alfred, who is omnipotent) don’t necessarily understand so much at first as they just don’t necessarily care how he identifies himself, which is a lot better than the anti-transness of his parents, so wayne manor becomes sort of a getaway wherein he can be out safely

robin is literally a dream come true and is when tim really starts to come into himself (but it’s just the beginning of a loooong journey of self-discovery)

when bruce really starts making an effort to understand tim’s transness is when he bruises a rib whilst binding on patrol (HUGE no-no) and bruce has him a costume suit made with a front panel that will confine his breasts without restricting his breathing (tim cries a little a lot)

tim goes on hormones after jack wakes up from his coma; as part of his “better father” kick he gets on he decides to accept tim’s identity (but things aren’t really completely smooth sailing)

alfred taking care of him and he and dick marathoning movies whilst tim recovers from top surgery!!!!!!

he cries when he sees his post-op chest for the first time 

trans tim drake

bonus: tam fox is trans too and they bond™

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HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED: 

QUEER CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TIM AND TAM 

THEY MEET AT A CHARITY AUCTION WHEN THEY’RE FAIRLY YOUNG AND BECOME FRIENDS, COME OUT TO EACH OTHER WHEN THEY’RE YOUNG TEENS, AND EVENTUALLY END UP SHARING A LOVE OF BATMAN/GOTHAM VIGILANTES

ALSO THEY DISCOVER TIMTAMS AND IT BECOMES THEIR STAPLE SNACK TO EAT TOGETHER OR TO GIVE THE OTHER TO CHEER THEM UP 

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ADD TIM WHO GETS REALLY PISSED WHEN SOMEONE INTERRUPTS HIS HYPERFOCUS

like if he really dials in to something and he’s like being super productive and someone diverts his attention from it (even if it’s for a totally reasonable reason like “hey, tim, you should eat/sleep/take care of yourself”) he gets really grumpy and his attention span is kind of shattered for the rest of the night

also imagine: tim drake with auditory processing/sensory issues

plus i headcanon that cass and tim are total stim buddies and always get each other little japanese stim toys as gifts

okay so my add-ridden ass couldn’t stop thinking about add tim drake so here are some add tim headcanons:

boy is constantly in motion. leg jiggling, thumb twiddling, spinning around in chairs, twirling pens/pencils in his fingers, rocking back and forth, you name it. he can also make a stim toy out of pretty much anything. you name: batarangs (many bandaged fingers for that one), handscuffs, PENS, loose threads, his own cape. he’s the poster boy of stimming okay

the green day lyric, “on a steady diet of/sodapop and ritalin” is pratically his anthem

he’s a classic case of an add-er who goes undiagnosed for a long time just because they’re good in school. he’s really smart but he can’t focus for shit honestly god knows how he made it this far in school

has MASTERED the art of looking like he’s really hardcore focusing when really he’s just daydreaming. like dick will go to ask him something and bruce’ll be like “no, he’s really into right now” when honestly tim is probably thinking some wild shit like “if cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, how come it fell off??”

his meds take away his apeptite, which is a huge problem because he already forgets to eat regularly

can’t read analog clocks for shit. honestly idek if this is an add thing at all but i have trouble with it so i’m putting it

borderline dyslexic too. loooots of directional differentiation problems; once almost brained himself on the side of a building because nightwing said he was on a rooftop to tim’s right and tim grappled to the left instead.

feel free to add on; i’ll come back and add more as i think of them.

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i’m in a Mood™ so get ready for some tim drake mentall illness headcanons at some point tonight !!!!