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THANK YOU ALL FOR OVER 100 FOLLOWERS IN A MONTH!

Thank you all for following / liking & reblogging my posts! It really means a lot and makes me glad I got back into writing! I’m sorry it’s been awhile since I updated but I promise I’LL TRY GET SOMETHING POSTED FOR SUNDAY

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CHARACTER CREATION #1 - Jobs

FANTASY JOBS THAT ISN’T  A KNIGHT 

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Kai: Would you like a cup of coffee?

Bonnie: I’d love one, thanks

Kai: Great, make me one too

Bonnie: *looks into the camera* ...

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Damon: I could kill you if I wanted, Bonnie.

Bonnie: And? So could another person

Damon: ...

Bonnie: So could an angry cat

Damon: ...

Bonnie: So could a dedicated pigeon

Damon: ...

Bonnie: You’re not special, Damon.

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It’s like 05:15 (am) and I’m wide awake with no sleep but I’m so full of ideas and motivation it’s so annoying! I know when I wake up I’ll be all like “kill me” and have no motivation or energy to get shit done but like, I don’t wanna do stuff now? Does that even make sense? Like I know I should be sleeping but my mind is like

“ bitch, hold on tight because I have a rollcoaster of ideas you won’t remember or won’t be able to write down on to paper how you imagine it andyoullwannadiebutitsallgoodbitch. ”

My brain be all like

And I be all like

I hate life lmfao

Also my laptop keeps bluescreening so if I’m posting weirdly that’s why, also might make updates a while longer (I’d do it on my phone but I’m unsure how it posts and it’s horrible to edit on phones).

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What happens in the meeting room, stays in the meeting room

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Nadia: what you’re doing is illegal

Katherine: I’m not listening to someone who pronounces the ‘g’ in lasagne

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Bonnie: Hey, Kai, can I stop at yours tonight?

Kai: Let me ask my Mam

Bonnie: ...you live alone

Kai: She said no

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Elena: Alaric, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

Alaric: I’m helping the kids, Elena!

Elena: How is you drinking helping the kids?

Alaric: Because the more I drink the less there is for the kids to drink

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Like and/or Reblog if you’re cool with waiting a long time for fanfic updates if it means the author is taking care of themselves and not stressing!

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Damon: Well aren’t you sugar, spice and everything nice

Bonnie: Well, aren’t you rudeness, sarcasm and everything...uh...

Damon: Go on, find something to rhyme with sarcasm that makes complete sense, and I’ll give you all my possessions if you do, please, humour me

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Luke: What do you want to be in ten years?

Liv: killed

Luke: ...

Luke: What the hell is wrong with you?

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Klaus: Alright, so we are married

Caroline: we are not married

Klaus: we’re just pretending, relax

Caroline: I don’t want to pretend, Klaus

Klaus: scared you’ll like being married to me?

Caroline: fine, if we’re married then I want a divorce

Kol: are you two always like this?

Rebekah: yes, yes they are

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I love how Bonnie is the only one that kai really flirts with everyone else he just makes fun of like Elena when she tried to get him to open up to her to see that he isn’t a bad guy and he wasn’t having any of that he is not impressed with Elena like everyone else is and he is the only person to ever just be interested in Bonnie from the very beginning he wanted her she is his favorite person and he always finds someway to talk about Bonnie even when she isn’t around him and he never liked her friends because he knew that they were taking advantage of her and he always pointed that out to her because she deserved better I wish that the plague kept her big nose out of the vampire diaries because we deserved a bonkai redemption romance #bonkaiforever

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Klaus: I hate being touched.

Klaus: The last time I touched another person was in 2008. In hand-to-hand combat.

Kol: Caroline is literally hugging you right now.

Klaus: This means nothing.

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Caroline: what criminal record? Only criminal thing I have done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Caroline: ...

Caroline: ha, okay, I’m joking, I have absolutely killed a man.