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out of context sentence starters based off of things said by my bff and i while playing bg3 || feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!
can i spit on you from here?
why am i naked?
no! why did you kill him? he was our buddy!
i didn’t know it was him, i got confused!
he said ‘collateral damage’? say less
dude stop your huffing and puffing, get over it
fuck her, the bitch can die
pot, meet kettle, ya dumb cunt
yeah we killed the devil, it's fine
ha, you missed me anyway, ya dumbass
shut up, short father can kiss my ass
we gotta get the lungs, remember?
why am i all blurry?
he had to put his stink on you
that’s ugly; we love to see it
that kinda looks like spaghetti a little bit…
well, thanks for ruining spaghetti forever for me
i'm gonna knock the mustache right off of his face
all these men wanna fuck me
i wanna hug youuuuu
i guess i'm with the love of my life, allegedly
he’s so big
that’s what she said
i bet you like his sweet meat
they know he's gay!
is she angey?
don't heal the fucking spider, christ almighty
i think she's dead, what about you?
all signs point to yes
that’s what he gets for living
he doesn't deserve life
why am i always encumbered?!
you know he’s got a dump truck back there
do all you do is miss? just curious
heal yourself you fucking failure
yeah it's pristine alright, here's a bunch of rotten food
we're having a full pig and some wine
that's an obscene amount of bread
he's gay, he's gotta stone him to death
we should talk to these stupid kids first
maybe i want to suffocate and die
he's american, he’s got the power of god and anime on his side
that was worth it for the achievement, not for sparing their lives but for the achievement
look what being a skank ass bitch did for her, now she's dead
if you want to kiss me you can, i deserve it
i'm not educated enough to know what that means
just kill yourself, literally kill yourself
you got this, you got this, you got this- oh. you don't got this
you just had to fucking say it didn't you?
do you wanna fuck me yet?
not that we care about your life, we just need your loot
i wanna find that guy so we can kill him and take his shit
LET’S KILL HIM… just kidding…
see, you failed. that's what you get for saying it's easy
how is the sword surprised??
he had a bad life, not just a bad day
i'm gay i don't have morals
we gonna kill her, we gonna kill you, we gonna kill [name], we don't give a fuck
sluttiness is a privilege
you're just gonna have to burn, bitch
oh he is gonna split him in half
i had to knock her out with a salami
if it's there, i'm gonna take it. it's as simple as that
if only i was taller, then she'd have nothing left
the house of grief? that's where she's gonna need to go when she realizes her house has been ransacked
we all get to share one whole salami
one salami is all you need to knock a bitch out
we happily delivered death to all of them
i just had to tell [name] he can suck my blood tonight… among other things
dude not only am i gonna waste your time, i'm gonna waste your life
jesus, he's fucking crispy!
if i'm stupid then what are you?
stupid
he's pathetic and it makes me sad
i like how he has a bunch of piles of gold because we're stupid and can't do math
i'm gonna kill someone, maybe myself, i haven't decided yet
he got some strong daggers
aw, suck
jesus christ [name], he's immune to poison you stupid moron!
remember when we knocked you out, stole your clothes and left you naked on the floor? good times
left you with your tits out
i'm actually selling him intestines
sorry kid, shouldn't have been a goblin
where is he going? to the grave
that dude had some bad hair, i'm glad he's dead
i'm just gonna kill myself then, that's fine
you've got mushrooms growing out of your titty i don't know how much i can trust you
don't be mean to [name], she can't help how she is
can you stop trying to kill yourself
that's why her rats are so big, they're full of secrets
i'm surprised he's not dead- oh, wait. now he's dead
her chlamydia sword is not doing its job
he must not have had anything before with his ass decay
you broke her concentration and then you broke her
their pronouns are zom/bae
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Royalty Sentences, Vol. 4
(Sentences for royal muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You have tried for so long to be who everyone wants you to be - who you thought you ought to be. Why not be who you are instead?"
"There's no need for formalities. No one else is looking, are they?"
"Don't ever defy me again."
"I love you for who you are, not who the world wants you to be."
"No ruler wishes for war. They only wish to be taken seriously at the bargaining table."
"Your father would have been proud today."
"I was very delighted to get your letter."
"Never again will I kneel to any man. Now they shall kneel to me."
"Future generations will look back at this day as the moment that you forged your legacy."
"I will admit, public speaking is not my favourite part of this job."
"I'll thank you to have more respect! Remember who it is you're addressing!"
"You would pledge yourself to a loveless marriage?"
"I know you didn't marry me out of love, but our life hasn't been that bad, has it?"
"If you don't mind, I'll make my own choice."
"Kings aren't murdered; they're assassinated."
"Kneel before me."
"My father is very influential."
"We execute traitors. Didn't you know that?"
"I am well aware of your influence, but here, you would do well to address me with the customary respect."
"Do you ever think about your legacy?"
"I don't care what others think! I'm a queen!"
"You don't care about your family's legacy?"
"You claim your loyalty lies with me, yet your behaviour says otherwise."
"This is a city obsessed by titles."
"I think you may make a fair to decent king."
"If you don't listen to me and marry this man, you'll disappoint me."
"Don't you dare speak to me like you think you have some natural authority over me."
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Sentence Starters
"I was partakin' of a bit o' the GOOD soda with me crew." "I feel like you're always wearing that outfit. It's, like, iconic at this point." "That first sip was such a thrill. Then I let my apple juice spill." "I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be a snowboarding star!" "It's good to see you so soon again after seeing you." "They say that yesterday is gone, but I can still see it on my calendar." "Today's the best day since I found out was 'pasgetti was!" "I like to picture a cute little tail and perhaps some fluffy paws." "WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE PINK MAOMAO?!" "There's a strict 'No Eating Your Neighbour' policy at this institution." "Certainly is quiet...don't you think?" "I think I was getting a little bit overconfident, feeling like I could do everything by myself..." "Oh no... Feeling baaad is not good!" "I'm so glad you've got it under contro-Ow! Ow, ow, ow..." "I knew a bull once. He ran a real successful china shop." "Books are like mouths with a hundred paper tongues." "I can't eat cucumbers without me good mayo." "Well, something unfortunate might happen today." "Sorry-I was just surprised. But it's a good surprise. Like when you find extra fries at the bottom of the bag!" "I'll appreciate it even more if you, MY GOOD FRIEND, have a present for me." "Doesn't it smell nummy in here? It's 'cause I'm cuisine-ing!"
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Ask my Muse about their relationships with other Muses!
For those who read my other threads and inboxes, or who are intrigued by my interactions/verses with other writers... send me all the questions!
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OOC: I finally updated the rules & muses pages on this blog, so feel free to take a look!

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Proof of dragons in the Raven universe
#raven cbbc#dragons#too bad we didn't see ACTUAL dragons in the show- but at least this shows that they canonically exist in the background somewhere
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Asks for the Gothic Heroine
candelabra - Are you afraid of the dark? If not, what do you fear?
skeleton key - Is there a room that you are not allowed inside?
moorlands - Do you prefer the rain over the sunshine?
the bleeding nun - During childhood, was there a monster under your bed?
pressed flowers - Have you ever fallen in love?
whispers - Tell a secret.
shadowy ruins - If you had to conceal yourself from someone, where would you hide?
cobwebs - Have you ever been lost?
silver dagger - Have you ever had an injury? Of mind or body?
hidden staircase - Have you ever witnessed something you weren’t supposed to?
white chiffon - Do you want to get married? Why or why not?
neglected manuscript - Do you have a favorite novel?
distant shores - If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
armoire in the attic - Have you ever hidden anything away? What and why?
sleeping draught - What was the last dream you had?
peeling wallpaper - Write about a memory.
conspirators - Do you have a confidante?
phantom footsteps - Do you believe in ghosts?
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𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲 &. 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫
poetry written by may garner ig: crimson.hands — if you like these please show support to the author.
I cannot seem to find my way from underneath you, but you always find your way around me.
I am the sand and you are the tide, and you always silence me.
I cannot be the wound you dig open every time you’re bored.
Where daylight lets you see that I am real, so you’d rather see me dress down in shadows.
The garden I have tried to grow between the world and I is hopeless.
Evil lives here, right inside this heart of mine.
When I say I hurt, I bleed those words with a drip tasting at my tongue.
You open me up like I have always been yours to touch.
You want the crease of my lips, the valley along my chest, but you forgot the heart that was beating underneath.
I scream for hours on every ounce of hate I hold for you, bit it’s never enough to keep it from fading.
A kiss of the lips, a pull at the wrists, you love me until the world turns back, forget me the second the night fades.
How have you become my lover, when all you have ever been is a liar?
You are a taste I won’t find elsewhere, a type of hell that doesn’t live anywhere else.
You are everything I want, but nothing I need, more pain than pleasure in your veins.
Some days, the ache is so heavy and I cannot feel my fingertips.
My fingers are at your pulse, but your heart is not beating for me.
If alone means my heart will not longer ache, then I will stay put in my own arms.
You are the fire I continue to throw myself in over and over again.
I am calling for you, but you have already burned away.
I wish I could unscrew my head from its hinges, pull it apart, and rip out every single memory that tainted my skin.
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❥ 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂 ] .
headcanon prompts with questions based on plants & what they represent in flower language . happy roleplaying !! ♡
abatina : is there anything in life your muse has changed their mind about over time ( due to becoming more educated on the topic , certain experiences , etc . ) , or that they would change their mind about under certain circumstances ?
acanthus : is your muse deceptive , or willing to lie or deceive to achieve certain means ? why or why not ?
aloe : how does your muse handle grief ?
amaryllis : what is something or someone that your muse takes pride in ? how do they express that pride ?
anemone : how does your muse view the world ; as a cruel & unforgiving place , a land full of wonders , or something in - between ? where does that world view come from ( what experiences , life lessons , etc . ) ?
angelica : where does your muse draw inspiration in life ? what motivates them ?
apple blossom : how does your muse go about expressing or not expressing their sexuality ?
bachelor’s button : does your muse actively seek romantic companionship , or cherish the liberties of being single ?
basil : does your muse have a love - hate relationship with anyone or anything ?
bay tree : does your muse seek glory & accolades , or do they favour a simpler , more personal life ?
begonia : how cautious is your muse ? are they prone to noticing red flags , or paranoid to the point of untrusting most everyone ? why or why not ?
belladonna : how does your muse respond to silence ? do they take comfort in soundlessness , or seek to fill the void with noise ?
bluebell : does your muse learn from their past , or are they prone to repeating the same mistakes ?
carnation : what is your muse’s relationship with their gender ? how do they express or not express this relationship ?
chamomile : what is your muse likely to take away from a painful experience ? are they one to be haunted by adversity , or to use what they’ve gone through to become stronger ?
chrysanthemum : how does your muse express romantic love ? how do they feel about love as a concept ?
daffodil : is your muse one to be loyal in relationships , or are they likely to quickly move from one bond to another ?
daisy : did your muse ever feel as though their innocence had been lost ? what moment in their life could be described as the end of their innocence ?
edelweiss : what was the bravest moment in your muse’s life ? are they known to be courageous from then on ?
fern : does your muse believe in magic or cosmic forces , or are they more likely to think their life is ultimately a matter of their own control ?
forget - me - not : has your muse ever forgotten something that is or was important to them ? are they afraid of forgetting things like that ?
gardenia : is your muse one to confess romantic feelings early on , or to conceal them for long periods of time ?
gladiolus : describe a moment from your muse’s life that they will never forget .
goldenrod : does your muse believe in luck or fortune ? why or why not ? where do they believe these things come from ?
heliotrope : does your muse believe in soulmates ?
hibiscus : how does your muse view the gentler , daintier things in life ? as things worth preserving & caring for , or things only bound to wither & disappear ?
holly : how strong is your muse’s sense of intuition ? are they aware of it ? do they ever fear that it is only paranoia ?
hollyhock : how strong is your muse’s sense of ambition ? what’s something they strive for in life ?
hyacinth : is your muse athletic ? does it come naturally to them , or have they had to work for their physique and/or skill ?
hydrangea : how much does your muse value communication in their relationships with others ? are they prone to being misunderstood ?
iris : if your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind , what would it be ?
ivy : what are your muse’s views on marriage ? do they believe it is something strictly for love , or an institution rooted in business & social benefits ? do they desire or have they desired to be married ?
lavender : how easy is it to gain your muse’s trust ? once their trust is broken , how might one go about mending it ?
lilac : what was your muse’s childhood like ? how has their upbringing affected them as they’ve aged ?
lily : how does your muse view their mother ?
lotus : has your muse ever felt as though they’ve been reborn ? have they ever desired the feeling of a fresh start , or a better understanding of themself and/or the world around them ?
magnolia : describe your muse’s relationship with nature & the natural world .
marigold : is your muse prone to jealousy ? how might they handle envious feelings ?
mint : does your muse view themself as virtuous & moral ? what do these words mean to them ?
nasturtium : describe your muse’s relationship with their birthplace , or homeland .
oak : who would your muse consider the strongest person they know ?
pansy : does your muse often reflect on their own actions ? do they ever think a lot about the past , and what they could have done differently ?
parsley : describe a holiday your muse enjoys , and why they enjoy it .
peony : what would a ‘ happy life ’ look like in your muse’s eyes ?
poppy : what comforts your muse ?
rhododendron : is your muse receptive to warnings & advice given by others ?
rose : how much does your muse value other people ? do they wish to have many friends , lovers , and/or associates ? are they an easy person to love ?
sage : what is your muse’s legacy ? what do they want to be remembered for & what might they actually be remembered for ?
salvia : is your muse possessive over people or things that matter a lot to them ? how do they express that possessiveness , or lack thereof ?
snapdragon : is your muse merciful ? why or why not ?
southernwood : how seriously does your muse take themself ? do they prefer a solemn & intellectual atmosphere or do they delight in jokes & banter ?
sunflower : what brings your muse the most joy in life ?
tulip : how does your muse view people in general ?
violet : how does your muse respond to betrayal ?
willow : how does your muse handle sadness & depression ?
zinnia : how has the loss of fallen comrades and/or loved ones affected your muse ? has it taught them anything or given them any new perspectives ?
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My muse is now a guest in a talk show
Send 🎤 + a question and my muse will answer it while still on camera
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The 'yes or no' game.
Send my muse "❓+" alongside harsh hitting questions, scenarios, anything question-related really, but they can only answer with "yes" or "no". Nothing more, nothing less.
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Got a new icon for the blog! Figured I'd go with Raven since I have him as an active muse.

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What Soft Romance Cliche Is Raven?
/oh./
the italicized oh. often seen in romance novels and fanfics. when a character looks at someone, wondering why their chest tightens when they're near, why their heart beats quicken at the slightest touches, why they lose their breathe at the sight of them and suddenly realization dawns on them— oh. they've been in love for a long time now. you are soft and quiet, probably the most overlooked. though when you love, you fall deeply. i'm sure you have a lot of anxieties when it comes to love, and you're more inclined to fall in love with a longtime friend than a stranger. though, your love is pure. and maybe if you have someone in mind, this is your sign to tell them.
Tagged by: @eris-the-phantom-thief (Thanks for the tag XD) Tagging: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO THIS XD
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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 36
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Are you trying to manipulate me? Because I'm long past the point of needing my ego stroked."
"What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?"
"This choice is extremely impractical."
"Since you are apparently my own personal special problem that I must deal with, I'll handle this myself."
"Can't we just enjoy the evening and talk about the problem tomorrow?"
"You can't just come in here and shoot me because you feel like it!"
"I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a lot of stuff going on in my life right now!"
"When it comes to your motives, I have long since abandoned speculating."
"Even if I spent a week thinking of ways to fuck up my day, I could not have come up with this!"
"I've got to warn you, if I start counting down from ten, I may lose patience at five."
"You do know that we're not allowed to shoot people on sight anymore? And haven't been for, oh, maybe 100 years?"
"What is this? An intervention? Are you here to save my soul?"
"You're worried about me, so I'm going to let the yelling slide. Don't do it again."
"I told you you're not welcome! What the hell are you doing here?"
"I'm getting tired of burying your secrets."
"For once in your life, do what has been asked of you!"
"Nobody ever fucking listens to me."
"I'm currently nursing a hangover as a result of one of the best evenings I've had in a long time. As such, I don't have the bandwidth for casual conversation right now."
"This is almost kidnapping!"
"I'm not even going to dignify that with a response!"
"I've told you before not to ask about my work."
"You know, for a guy who's supposedly changed, you sound an awful lot like you always did."
"Honestly? I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender."
"Don't shush me!"
"I am not the smartest person in the world, but I'm not an idiot!"
"Look, it's nice that you have a hobby, but I really don't care to hear about this."
"You will not drag me into this!"
"Have I missed word of your appointment to some position of authority?"
"You think you're better than me because you play by the rules? Whose rules? My life is my own."
"You embarrassed me today."
"It's a little early for the big questions, isn't it?"
"I'm not sure that was entirely necessary, but okay."
"In the interest of clarity, I'm going to be as straightforward with this as possible: what's your problem?"
"Do yourself a favour and stop thinking of that gun as a problem solver."
"I can't tell if you're joking or not."
"For a supposedly smart guy, you're making some bad decisions."
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Send 🍪 to give my muse a cookie
Sender may also specify what kind of cookie
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Psychopath Sentences, Vol. 3
(Sentences for conversations with psychopaths. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Why don't you kill him? You could always say that it was me."
"You are a very young sociopath-in-training."
"You know, what's funny is the experts say that torture doesn't really work."
"What are you worried about? If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already."
"Psychopaths are not crazy. They are fully aware of what they do and the consequences of those actions."
"Death excites you, doesn't it?"
"I can't believe you actually shot me!"
"When you speak, I feel like it's the Devil talking."
"Generally, if I have a misgiving or a doubt, I kill the guy I have a misgiving or a doubt about."
"I've never felt as alive as I did when I was killing him."
"Don't worry, I won't tell. I want you to kill her."
"There is something seriously wrong with you!"
"Despite all evidence to the contrary, I am a gentleman."
"Isn't ordinary death exciting enough for you?"
"Murder's not what it used to be."
"There's a bloodstain on your floor."
"I am, as you know, no stranger to killing."
"How do you do it? So easily cope with all the people we've killed?"
"Are you beginning to appreciate my lack of sympathy?"
"I think we should kill someone tonight."
"A rational society would either kill me or put me to some use."
"I am not the intelligent psychopath you are looking for."
"What makes you think you wouldn't pass a psych evaluation?"
"Did you tell them about the man you killed? The way you did it?"
"Do you think that one more corpse means anything to me?"
"In this world - my world - only the biggest monster survives."
"There's no such thing as right or wrong. There's no such thing as fair, or moral. Those are words men invented to scare and shame other men."
"I would just like to point out that the word 'sociopath' has not been used by any respected psychiatrist since 1968."
"Once you take a life, there's nothing like it."
"Tell me, did your heart race when you murdered her?"
"You have a very disconcerting gaze."
"Keep lying and I'll murder you in that chair."
"You've got a dark turn of mind."
"God, you really care about them, don't you?"
"Don't you understand? You caught me because we're very much alike."
"You just can't go around killing people!"
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RANDOM DIALOGUE (QUESTIONS) PROMPTS (2/?)
ₓ ˚ . ୭ ˚ ○ ◦ ˚ as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs! ˚ ◦ ○ ˚ ୧ . ˚ ₓ
why is it always my fault?
why do people call you that?
do you know anyone here?
how’s your wound?
are you worth a second chance?
after all we’ve been through, why?
when are you going to apologize to me?
you did this? for me?
will you promise me?
can’t you be on my side? just once?
what exactly do you do for a living?
do you even hear yourself?
sorry, what did you say?
did you mean what you said?
can i kiss you?
truth or dare?
are you comfortable?
what were they like?
what time do you want me to pick you up?
how can you say that to me?
how could you possibly think that was a good idea?
did you enjoy yourself?
why don’t you stay over?
why hire someone, when you can just do it yourself?
out of everything you could’ve said, why that?
do i know you?
you love me?
how old do you think i am?
why do they treat me like that?
have i ever given you bad advice?
do you want some company?
do you think last night was a mistake?
what are you in the mood for?
do i remind you of anyone?
where were you?
who did this to you?
can i have some cash?
tell me why i should believe a thing you say?
sorry, do you have the time?
why don’t you find out for yourself?
where do you think you’re going?
do you want one?
when am i ever wrong?
who do you think you are?
where are you going to go?
run that by me again?
i don’t know what to say?
can you kill?
why is it never your fault?
would you kill for it?
why did you do this to me?
can you be quiet?
what’s so funny?
why don’t you want to go home?
how are you so calm?
have we met before?
what was it like?
are you seriously asking me that right now?
what’s with the third degree?
you want me?
can you help me?
would you care for a dance?
are you sure you want to spend another night alone?
why do i have to apologize?
what am i supposed to do if you’re not here?
why would they do that?
do you want me to grab dinner?
can you help me bring these in?
how annoying can you be?
how do you think that makes me feel?
why didn’t you fight back?
what are you so afraid of?
can you tell me what happened?
you did this all by yourself?
how can i help you?
how do you sleep at night?
you’re sorry?
how do you keep a secret like that?
what’s going on?
we’re friends, right?
how about i take you home?
why won’t you just listen to me?
you wanna mess around?
what does that eleven mean?
when will you learn?
how could you even ask me something like that?
does it hurt?
why did you do it?
can you hear me?
do you have a ride home?
you’re afraid of the dark?
would you like to try?
why did you do that for me?
you really think i’m beautiful?
is it noticeable?
where did you get all that money?
where did you get this?
do you know what i did?
where did you go?
like what you see?
can i touch you? here?
how many people have you killed?
can i borrow your phone?
can you keep a secret?
do you want us to stop?
where have you been?
another round?
when’s the last time you had a full night’s rest?
do you really think that’s a good idea?
what does that have to do with anything?
have you eaten anything today?
why do you think you feel that way?
what happened to them?
what’s your problem?
you didn’t really think you were safe, did you?
have you come to apologize?
do you know who i am?
do you want to be alone?
Originally by moosings, who originally deleted their blog.
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