thedeglutenizer

[thedeglutenizer]

Wait, what's P.M. Seymour's username here? This needs to go in a video... SOMEONE TAG HIM!

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

[thedeglutenizer]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[thedeglutenizer]

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

[thedeglutenizer]

I was planning to #stream how I make my #seafoodboil last night on #twitch, but OBS Studio and SurfShark couldn’t get along when I tried to go live. So you’ll have to settle for a couple pics of the finished dish. I boiled #redpotatoes, #corn, #andouille, #dungenesscrab, and #shrimp together with concentrated #crabboil, #oldbay, seasoned salt, #lemonpepper, #lemons, and #bayleaves. I also clarified some Kerry Gold #irishbutter and made some #garlicbread to go with it, and @whiskeyramble made us a couple #cocktails. I figured a #sazerac would go perfectly with the #crab and shrimp tossed in those seasonings. #omnomnom #glutenfree #homemade #meltedbutter #clarifiedbutter #foodporn #potatoes #sausage #seafood

[thedeglutenizer]

It’s time.

[thedeglutenizer]

[thedeglutenizer]

Reblog to make it die faster

[thedeglutenizer]

Important Question. 

[thedeglutenizer]

[thedeglutenizer]

Tumblr, for the love of god, please get rid of the live feature.

[thedeglutenizer]

Also, the more chances they have to leak their diarrheatic arguments into the ether, the more people will think, “wait a minute that one thing they said in their 30 minutes of mindless drivel actually made some sense. Tell me more about that.”

So even if debating them isn’t enough to make you join their cult, someone else is getting the propaganda and deciding they like the way it sounds.

The only way to kill a cult is to destroy their platform. Never engage with them. Never.

[thedeglutenizer]

What if we know who Babs and Buster Bunny are? Should we just accept our fate and pass away quietly?

[thedeglutenizer]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[thedeglutenizer]

the uncommon allergy haver to anticapitalist pipeline

[thedeglutenizer]

Wait hold on Tumblr girlies have been carrying that show on netflix for well over 10 years now and the guy responsible for it hasn’t gotten a GOD DAMN DIME?????

[thedeglutenizer]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[thedeglutenizer]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against