thedarknesseater

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Classic people to kill

Your brother

Your father

Your boss

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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

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still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

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Okkotsu Yuuta (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Flow

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I let him hit because he moaned when I choked him.

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enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting

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𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨…

… 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥?

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babygirl is mad

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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JUJUTSU KAISEN - CURSED CLASH

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my foreskin is cold

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Pretty baby

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"Freaks DNI" is the absolute funniest thing you could possibly put on your blog. This is tumblr.com who the fuck are you even going to interact with. Why are you here

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FAV FAV FAV!!