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drowning in the depths, an impure baptism.

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“I don’t know about that.” another glance to the kids before Joseph shook his head, telling Christie they couldn’t take the insect’s corpse back to home.

“They’re artificially made, and not born naturally. It makes no sense they’d have belly buttons. Plus, the kids are taking notes about everyone who’s acting weird because they’re suspected to be clones...and apparently I’m in their list too, for taking only two spoonful of sugar in my coffee instead of my usual three this morning.” 

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Joseph took a disinterested glance at the unnaturally long wasp curled up in the grass; dead, hence not a threat.

He rocked back and forth on his heels, hands clasped behind his back , as he hummed in response.

“Christie and Christian told me you’re helping them with their little investigation.” he added casually, eyes moving on Robert once his attention was back to the kids, “that you confirmed their theory about people in the neighborhood mysteriously abducted and replaced with clones, so I was wondering how one would recognize them.”

He gave a quick glance toward the insect as the twins poked at it again. It definitely looked freaky — Maybe even worse since it was dead. 

Sitting back on his heels, Robert turned his attention back to Joseph before raising an eyebrow. 

“Which one? They tell me about a lot of them.” Probably because, whether he was joking or not, he seemed to encourage the twins antics. The mention of the clone theory, though, earned a soft hum. That was one of the more recent ones. “Clones would have have a belly button. They’re identical to the original person, after all.”

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//...how do you trim posts on tumblr now. I knew it was easy on browser but it’s not??? I feel old.

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cult joseph i love you so very much

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Today's life hack: you can read hot detective novels out in public if you hide them under a fake bible cover.

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// missing cult ending shit 👁️👁️

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Joseph took a disinterested glance at the unnaturally long wasp curled up in the grass; dead, hence not a threat.

He rocked back and forth on his heels, hands clasped behind his back , as he hummed in response.

"Christie and Christian told me you're helping them with their little investigation." he added casually, eyes moving on Robert once his attention was back to the kids, "that you confirmed their theory about people in the neighborhood mysteriously abducted and replaced with clones, so I was wondering how one would recognise them."

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

//Hi 🥺 I'm so happy to see there's still someone alive writing in dream daddy fandom

"If I- What are you talking about?"

Attention turned away from watching the twins poke at whatever little insect... thing they had found. He had crouched down next to the kids to watch them and try to figure out what the thing was. He hadn't even noticed Joseph come up behind them until a minute ago.

"It's a bug. I think." He glanced back toward the pair of tiny blondes. "Give 'em a minute and they'll figure it out."

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"Someone suggested to make a TikTok account for the church, and I just LOVE the idea. I'm making a list of content I should upload there."

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joseph's color scheme is just soooooooooooo [chef's kiss] okay thanks

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maybe new pfp maybe not I am not sure!! but I like it. kinda prefer the sketch more tho hsjdh

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The Hand of God (2021)

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                                                  TEMPLATE

                                                VISIT  ♰ RULES

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what is a priest's collar, but a choker approved by god

i'm choosing to interpret this as a message delivered to me by god himself. thanks man.

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[humming church songs while doing house chores]

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Love is awful! It’s awful. It’s painful. It’s frightening, it makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself, distance yourself from other people in your life. Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy. It makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel. Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do.

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It’s all any of us want and it’s hell when we get there. So no wonder it’s something we don’t want to do on our own.

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I was taught that if we’re born with love, then life is about choosing the right place to put it. People talk about that a lot. It ‘feeling right’. ‘When it feels right, it’s easy.’ But I’m not sure that’s true. It takes strength to know what’s right.

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And love isn’t something that weak people do. Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. I think what they mean is … When you find somebody that you love … It feels like hope.