thecochiise

[thecochiise]

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♥ TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

[ TEXT ] I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs

[ TEXT ] This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left…bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬

[ TEXT ] I bet your mom’s never met a girl who’s thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.

[ TEXT ] Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry’s mind

[ TEXT ] You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn’t have predicted the housing crisis.

[ TEXT ] I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well

[ TEXT ] I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.

[ TEXT ] I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.

[ TEXT ] Don’t tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.

[ TEXT ] Don’t take a pillow from my bed. You don’t know which ones of them my vagina has been on

[ TEXT ] I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that’s not awesome customer service, I don’t know what is.

[ TEXT ] my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it’s literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.

[ TEXT ] that’s what I’m here for. I’m literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

[ TEXT ] sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.

[ TEXT ] All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.

[ TEXT ] Dude I turned down free booze. I think I’m growing as a person.

[ TEXT ] Can’t tell if it’s the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.

[ TEXT ] I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.

[ TEXT ] it was a hallmark card with butt plugs

[ TEXT ] Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It’ll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.

[ TEXT ] It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.

[ TEXT ] His ex told me that she wanted me to “take care of” him but from the way she said it I couldn’t tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.

[ TEXT ] If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.

[ TEXT ] UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

[ TEXT ] We’re lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we’re okay. I think they all understand.

[ TEXT ] Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you’ve dug for yourself. asking for a friend

[ TEXT ] i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering “why” in various inflections.

[ TEXT ] Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.

[ TEXT ] Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.

[ TEXT ] I couldn’t find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.

[ TEXT ] Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I’ve never met before.

[ TEXT ] Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me

[ TEXT ] how do i act around someone who’s shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?

[ TEXT ] he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack

[ TEXT ] I never imagine I’d say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?

[ TEXT ] Why can’t they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I’m meant to be?

[ TEXT ] There’s nothing like when u really click with a stripper

[ TEXT ] Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.

[ TEXT ] I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?

[ TEXT ] Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?

[ TEXT ] He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.

[ TEXT ] That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old

[ TEXT ] You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him “shouldn’t you be yelling at dragons”

[ TEXT ] I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.

[thecochiise]

HELLO FRIENDS. So, I’m super close to 100 !!! followers! So, I decided to do a small flash giveaway! As a thank you, one lucky person will get a promo made by moi!

So here are the rules! ( I say so a lot don’t I??? )

* YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME. * REBLOGS AND LIKES BOTH COUNT.

And, that’s kind of it! Oh!!! Right.

The giveaway ends on 02/03/2017 at MIDNIGHT CST.

Good luck!

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"Ghosts don't even like me."

“ Josh we’re a gay couple talking to one of the most conservative ghosts on the planet. “

“ No shit. “

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"Is this spirit being a smartass?"

“ I think it’s responding to your brilliant sense of sarcasm. “

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"thanks for saving me."

He doesn’t want to answer. Doesn’t want to acknowledge the choice he just made, the buzzing of the saw still in the back of his brain. They’re just outside the shack, just outside the place where he watched a saw cut his childhood best friend in half because Chris was an asshole and chose to save his crush.

“ Don’t. Just...don’t. “

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you're cute as FUCK.

“ I think you’re talking to the wrong person. “

[thecochiise]

fatalchoices:

                                   ❛    how could i ever leave you    ?    ❜

                         he brings chris’ hand to his chest, letting his best friend feel his rapid heartbeat start to calm down. he’s still tense    ––––    and that might just be the only emotion he has for the rest of his life. tense, anxious, scared. but, when he’s with chris, all those feelings die down, just a bit, and momentarily are replaced by something else entirely    ––––    hope.

“ I keep expecting you to. “

He wants to stay here in this moment. Where Ashley isn’t screaming and both of them are living in a state that’s something close to okay. “ It’s not okay. But..Maybe it will be. Later. Eventually. Someday. “

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fatalchoices:

                       a wicked grin, before long arms stretch.

                                                ❛    big mood.    ❜

“ Dude what the fuck does that even mean. “

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fatalchoices:

                                   ❛    gay as shit, that’s what you are.    ❜

                             he let’s go of chris, before taking the other’s hand in his own once more. it felt nice, being like this with chris. really nice. like it was how it should have been for years.    ❛    anyways, i’m fucking hungry. hawaiin pizza, back at the lodge. lead the way, cochise.    ❜

“ Well that one’s obvious. “

Josh’s hand fits in his, as though that’s what his hand was built for. It fit perfectly in third grade, and even as they grew up Josh’s hand never stopped fitting into his like two puzzle pieces falling into place. “ You realize we’re going to have to tell everyone. “

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fatalchoices:

                                   ❛    JESUS CHRIST,    ❜

                                   ❛    FUCKING FIGHT ME.    ❜

“ JOSH THIS ISN’T THE TIME FOR THAT. “

“ WE’RE LOST IN AN ABANDONED AND HAUNTED HOSPITAL. “

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fatalchoices:

                        ❛    matt never got scared during our horror movie marathons.    ❜    you can’t really tell, but josh is pouting behind his mask. it’s what he usually does when something irritates him, like matt not getting the crap scared out of him during the exorcist. that movie had jess crying in josh’s arms, for christ’s sake.

                                   ❛    i have something special planned for jess and mike.    ❜

“ Well maybe we’re not playing into whatever Matt’s deepest fear is. “ Jess is scared of just about anything supernatural. Ashley is scared of everything. He’s less sure about the other four.

“ Oh now you’ve gotta tell me. “

[thecochiise]

From here

He’s literally never been this terrified. Not even when Jess had decided it would be funny to chase the two of them around in the psycho mask for an hour. If Josh says no...well he doesn’t really want to think about what happens if Josh says no. He’s still waiting on one knee when Josh finally speaks and the question makes him laugh, so very Josh that he falls in love all over again.

“ Will. You. Marry. Me. “

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From here

It takes a moment for him to catch his breath, so scared of the thing in front of him that at first, all logical thought had gone out the window. The thing isn’t attacking him. Or rather, Josh isn’t attacking him. He’s not sure what remains of his best friend in there, and he’s afraid to think too hard about it.

“ You’re...not gonna kill me? “

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