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thecharizardfromhell · 3 years ago

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Lily orchard fan fics ranked out of boredom

Least stinky to utter shite smell

1. Whispering Illusion (precursor to TotV) . Basically Family Guy by way of the emo though was never archived its a tale of an angel rescuing Meg Griffin from her family with all the fake edge and gracefulness of me listening to Evanescence and writing poems about life sucking in high school. Great for a sensible chuckle or two

2. TotV (excluding Doomsday and Scars). A messy dumb loud and edgy screed about angels killing God, America and all their enemies. Has weirdly fascist connotations that I believe were accidental but honestly that makes it a bit funnier.

3.Her WoW fic -has one disturbing out of nowhere rape scene but usually sticks to bland mediocre uwu I love Sylvanas uwu stuff

4. Doomsday Ascending- a TotV fic about Ascentia conquering Equestria and Twilight Sparkle's heart. Some disturbing yet hilarious implications (she married a talking horse) .

5. Animal Magnetism - Pokephilia basically but at least it's written as consensual I guess still weird to me . It's mostly known by only its base plot so to be honest that's all we have to go on

6- Sith Resurgence- she bastardized Luke and Leia *anger hisssssss*. Lots of weirdly abusive moments from Aliana (Lily's overpowered star wars OC) constantly being retconned so people over look that . It's mostly a power trip fantasy . Also that darn sibling incest conversation

7-Scars- sighh only a few remnants of this remain but they're not great . One Is about a Therapist telling a woman it's ok for her kid to be attracted to her because lesbian . The other has a woman's mother do a strip tease at her bachelorette party . Ew.

8-Pokemadhouse- Between the implications of sexual assault and abuse, the abuse towards Mismagius and other Pokémon who justifiably dont like G, the stale sexual tension, the ex name dropping and the short badly resolved plots this isn't a good webcomic

9-Stockholm-one word: pedoshit though there's much more to give this series the worst spot

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thecharizardfromhell · 3 years ago

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Urgent update : TotV Project cancelled

I know like maybe one person actually cares about this project but might give an update so I've decided to permanently shelve this au despite it being new. See its my first big writing project and well do I really want my first big project to be related to a fan fiction by the writer of "classics " like the Stockholm Saga, Pokemadhouse, and The Sith Resurgence? Like I finally got up motivation to write again after 10 years of no writing and I'm wasting it on a subpar mishmash of incoherent anti religion screeds, Family Guy, My little pony and wow mixed in with accidental fascism ? Nah fuck that I'm going to instead focus on an original project that came to mind when mapping the second chapter and drafting the first.

I'm keeping my AU up though and if I do end up deleting it, it is archived and on the Kiwi Farms Lily Orchard Thread so two other options so if you want to take a crack at it feel free

#Fan fiction #lily orchard #Au #cancellation #Bigger better ideas

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thecharizardfromhell · 3 years ago

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My TotV AU: Changes and things kept

Note- Soneone took down the wiki so I may have to dig through archive sites to find my old CANON sources

What the hell is TotV : Tales of the Valkyr is an original story/fan fiction hybrid with a canon au (Scars) written by Canadian YouTuber Lily Orchard it also has ties to several fictional properties namely Family Guy, MLP:FIM, and WoW.

Why have an AU: I like some of the ideas just not how they were implemented

So if you're at least partially familiar with the source here are my biggest changes

-some characters have been cut from the plot. Namely Elethyn, Mags, Honey Crisp, Ellie, Ascentias's rapist, the cast of mlp, Megsalyn (basically meg from family guy) and Jehovah.

Elethyn-owner wants her to not be tied to the TotV plus I have much darker/more in line with character plans for the Ascentia romance plots. Mags- personal taste honestly I feel like an uwu babu sassy child whose colorful and quirky plot clashes with my themes. Plus I'm not a huge fan of writing this type of character . Honey Crisp-see Mags, Ellie-is it mean to say she's basically a pallette swapped Elethyn with less personality?, Ascentias's Rapist- a plot device that revolves around molestation yeah I'm going dark but I'm not the biggest fan of using that for shock value . The Cast of MLP-there will be unicorns but not these ones I replaced Twilight's being a war bride to Ascentia with a humanoid character however. Megsalyn- because she shouldn't be alone without her creek buddy no actually it's because its such a weird ass plot inclusion that clashes with my vision . Jehovah because that whole plot had super inconsistent holes and was overall a bit like a cringy reddit atheist screed (I say this as an atheist by the way lol )

-characters changes/kept ideas

Valkyr in general-theyre a authoritarian fascist totalitarian government not a monarchy (which they never showed traits of-Lily please fucking research politics ). They like many fascist cultures are obsessed with the idea of purity based on race something I didn't add it's in the original ) but there is a large resistance movement who distrusts Valithra and her ideas and policies . Forced military service is a facet of their society (including to altered prisioners of war), polygamy with war brides/husbands/partners is practiced amongst the "most pure" aka those closest to Valithra but is discouraged among the "commons". Marriage in general is discouraged and outright denied amongst the commons due to Valithra's eugenics mindset. Gay marriage is surprisingly legal but once again more encouraged to the "most pure". Religion is based on the idea of Valithra as a fallen goddess. You can executed on the whims of Valithra and to a lesser degree Ascentia. Most pures have the mysterious ability to regenerate and come back to life (along with bringing others back) Valithra claims it's due to genetic superiority but that seems oddly suspicious doesn't it? (not getting into spoilers), gender identity is only respected amonst the "most pure" sadly . Experimentation on prisoners of war and prisoners is commonplace. They are not Nomads and have several cities nations etc. The Capital of Auralvana (I changed the name) is the head and home of the mysterious ancient Citadel (forbidden to most). Killing and violence is taught in schools . Pro Valithra propaganda is common as Is media suppression. Economy is being worked out (I'll figure that out I swear but it's probably capitalist)

Valithra Ryder-im keeping her iteration as a cis woman to fit her new backstory. I actually brought back the dead wife plot too . I've also made her a bit less openly cruel when manipulating other nations and planets. She's also a bit more calculated instead of all brute to extend her threat level . She now also creates propaganda and has actual opposition amongst her people.

Ascentia-she is still highly treated like a prized baby by her upperclass "most pure" cohorts but fairly feared by the commons for her extremely violent blood lust nature even with violence being normalized . She is extremely beautiful and willingly models and acts for propaganda pieces . Her extreme love of violence was sadly groomed into her from childhood and war became a somewhat religion to her . Despite her brutal nature she's also intelligent and willingly helps Sunatu with her experimentation. She has the most war brides among her social class with a staggering 400. She is abusive towards some . She enjoys living the life of luxury and hates being challenged. She secretly fears the idea of one day being actually hurt by an enemy and thus losing her social status.

Sunatu- no longer Palestinian due to the racist implications of turning her into a demon (especially since she's the only real world POC) so she's just a spooky demon. An "honorary" Valkyr she lives in the squalor zone at the edge of the city but because of her willingness to go hard into the unethical human/humanoid experimentation sciences Valithra gives her a slightly nicer house and guards to kill any squalor dweller planning to off her. Her obsession with these inhumane sciences are what got her exiled from her demon home . Blind due to Valithra ripping her eyes out in rage (a horribly common punishment) but able to be meticulous in her work . Secretly fears Ascentia

Tolrah- defected from Valithra's military and faked her death in order to become a rebellion leader . I stripped her of her numerous bisexual stereotypes and killed the plot point about her neglecting to save Ascentia from her Rapist because of said stereotypes. I also decided that the Hebrew tattoo punishment idea was tasteless as fuck because how the hell did Lily not put two and two together and realize hmm this seems offensive because I reminiscent of the Holocaust . Which despite the Valkyr being race obsessed I won't allude to because actual people died and were tortured . Anyway she's brave intelligent and falls in love with the main character.

Edit: it's Xarlan

Phayaun- toned down her brutal nature. Tolrah's pupil who defects later on after seeing the true extent of Valithra's cruelty .was forced to give up her true love to be a bride for Ascentia (who killed her) so harbors resentment towards Ascentia.

OC shit

Main characters

Xarlan- a Valkyr soldier in training. Starts to question his loyalty towards Valithra after the Earth invasion and witnessing the numerous war crimes

Duskara- took Twilight's role. Former princess of a fairy kingdom sold to Ascentia as a war bride. Seeing her people massacred she formulated a plan to destroy the Valithra regime . Through manipulation and spying she discovers the secret that may even the odds against Valithra.

Eddy-a survivor of the attack on Earth. Eddy and his boyfriend must figure out a way to rally the other survivors and protect what is left and to contact those who were taken

Nightmare/Cait- Former human twisted into the form of a winged unicorn through magical experimentation for one of Ascentia's twisted ideas . When she finds the secret from Duskara she decides to wage war as a new type of monster on the regime

All for now

#lily orchard #tales of the valkyr #au #fan fiction #idea

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thecharizardfromhell · 3 years ago

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Considering me and Lily are the same generation and not that removed in age (different countries but still close enough since I'm from the USA ) I can guarantee if true they were using it to get high in the restroom (shit like this was soo common) . So she was either extreme trusting (unlikely) or knew this and didn't care (most likely)

No one tell Lily that since NightQuil is used to make M*th they ID you when you buy Dayquil or ANY COLD MEDICINE.

This is another one of those stories Lily tells to make herself LOOK GOOD and SAINTLY but actually makes her look like a dick because of how she acts about how angry the parents were.

I mean, think about it from their perspective. This RANDO 17 year old is offering ( or reselling ) medicine to lower grade kids and distributing it.

And their kids are taking this medicine without thinking about whether or not this is a SAFE thing to do…. Also , this is a kid who was probably in detention all the time. Really trustworthy…

but in Lily’s mind, she was doing a great service.

Midol is the only one that isn’t possibly dangerous.

Also um… Dayquil still makes you droozy so for all Lily knows, those kids were taking it to get high in the bathrooms.

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What pokemon team for Aries Sun , Leo Moon, Cancer Rising?