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nvm

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i moved tumblrs sorry xoxo -thecatisdead

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Grandma: So you have a boyfriend yet?

Me, who was in the closet: no

Grandma: idiot, you think I don't know? Foolish. You think I don't have the power to see past your feeble outside? You gay piece of shit? You think I haven't been able to see past it for years? Pathetic. Now take my goddamn pasta

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I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

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goats came for people’s piss in 2018 and tumblr slept on it??? what did tumblr care about more than rampaging piss goats???

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follow your dreams

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munchlax is pretty hot

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good morning my fellow bastards of monday

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I’m not sorry for my actions.

@quantum-potato

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So I noticed that “Bring Me To Life” and the Call of Duty Zombies Theme were the same tempo and same key and… well, this happened.

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