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(( Aaaand heading off for the night because I can't keep my eyes open any longer. ))

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She fell silent for a moment. Huh, usually something like that was a good conversation-starter. Or usually she didn't care enough to try and salvage any relationship. She pursed her lips, quickly planning out her next move.  "Ohhhh, this is your shop?" she asked, smiling and trying to distract the woman enough to, well, not kick her out. This changed everything. Chloe's pride was too strong to apologize or anything like that, but it was always a good idea to have people on her side. 

An astonished beat at this easterner’s adolescent lack of manners. Dark doe-like hues settled with gradually heightening acrimoniousness upon this female’s dark-haired form, narrowing dangerously. 

“I’m going t’a ‘ave t’a ask ye t’a leave me shop, love." she began, dark, defined eyebrows pulled together slightly. “..I wish ye the best a’ luck somewhere else.”

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"Yeeeah, I have no idea what you're saying. And on your way to the liquor store, maybe pick up some anti-frizz hairspray or something."

"Oh, was that your gin?”  "Well, it tasted like shit anyway, you should buy better alcohol." 

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(( Making icons and otherwise doing various blog housekeeping things. If you want a short little starter, go ahead and like this post. I'm gonna try to run to the gym soon-ish, but I'll be around all night. ))

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"Oh, was that your gin?"  "Well, it tasted like shit anyway, you should buy better alcohol." 

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((It's super pretty. :) ))

thebxtchinapt23 replied to your audio post:[ okay here is a little clip of me singing because…

((How is that such a high-quality recording o.o Also you have a GORGEOUS voice.))

[ *intense blushing* I—uh thank you! And I just recorded it using Garage Band on my mac. It works REALLY well. ]

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[thebxtchinapt23]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Drop. Your. Sword."

"Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something."

"I am not left handed."

"As you wish."

"I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing."

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today."

"Have fun storming the castle."

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life."

"Have you ever considered piracy?"

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning."

"You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen."

"You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you."

"You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die."

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist."

"You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."

"You killed my love."

"It’s possible. I kill a lot of people."

"I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."

"No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____."

"I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast."

"Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it."

"Is this a kissing book?"

"A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"

"I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped."

"There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."

"Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up."

"Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."

"There will be blood tonight!"

"That is the sound of ultimate suffering."

"Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me."

"I challenge you to a battle of wits."

"You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

"Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"

"She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out."

"You can die too for all I care!"

"So I’m here till I die?"

"I can cope with torture."

"I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."

"That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies."

"I will never love again."

"You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!"

"To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

"Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!"

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

"I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself."

"I just work for ____ to pay the bills."

"It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise."

"I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive."

"Stop saying that!"

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}