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Bard

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I have 70+ followers WTF!!!!!

Anyways its my birthday 🎂🎂🎂

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Dnd character making guide for a roleplaying based campaign. (For new players)

So to start this out you work on your backstory, nothing to much just some big events (also pick your background and race) and ask some questions such as, "How would my character respond to this?" "How would it effect my character?" "How would people close to your character react* and how would the character respond?" "Is one of these events how they became in adventurer?" Etc. Take a moment to think about this, write in your personality traits, ideals, bonds and flaws and choose a class that fits with your backstory (Ex. A slick owner of a big company looking for adventure = bard, A person who felt responsible for the death of a loved one who seeks redemption - paladin, someone who participates in a illegal boxing ring = fighter, a simple farmer who lived in a small town when a pack of demons suddenly killed them, they now seek out all feinds, no matter which kind**, to seek revenge for their friends, family, and strangers who died without a chance of defending themselves = ranger.) Now fill out your abilities and you're done, I hoped this helped.

* - take your background and race into account in how they respond

** - devils, demons, loths.

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Current mood

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Ukingwi

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

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I fucking hate Valentine’s Day.

Like one why doesn’t saint Joseph get a holiday. It’s like they said “Hey, let’s give this guy we no jack shit about, besides how he died gruesomely, a holiday” like what the fuck. And Second everyone gets so moody like, the ones who have had a great day are like “don’t ruin my perfect day” and, the ones who have had a bad day just yell at you, the singles are constantly sad or they decide to make a point they’re single and start saying shit like, “I’m single and I’m not sad” or some shit like that; acting as if that makes you special, the people who hate lovey dovey stuff are like “ehh hearts, ehh people are enjoying there day (even though nobody actually is) ehh love, ehh people are feeling good, ehh”, there are people hanging out places preying on the emotionally vulnerable, and there’s people like me who just wants to enjoy a normal day but everybody thinks it is the most important part about any relationship but in reality they should just take there loved one on a date another time and leave this holiday that turns everyone besides the next Jesus fucking Christ a trashy person.

I made this rant 2 years ago when I was pissed that my parents were arguing about flowers and which restaurant they wanna go to and I sent it to my friends. If you think I should add anything else just tell me, and I stand by my point.

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Concept art of Grim Creeper from Strata: The Art of Skylanders Swap Force

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Concept art of various characters from Strata: The Art of Skylanders: Swap Force

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shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

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Shortstaffing should be illegall

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My cat

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You have no need to

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A man's man is just a gay dude

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Gender sloth = Agender

Gender lust = pansexual but sexy

i love the term gender envy. i wanna unlock the other seven deadly gender sins. show me gender greed. im like a gender dragon

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Plz I can't tell you how how many times people phrase things as suggestions and get angry at me because I don't understand