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Everything is high up when you're smol
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Todays topic is photos of Adam Scott that scream ‘whore’
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My goal in life is to be an older male celebrity's controversially young girlfriend
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Thank you, Ao3 user StuckInJohnlockHell, for teaching me the word "hyperspermia."
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"nothing's changed" excuse me?? you got SO much hotter??? that haircut is fantastic on you
Ty I've become fully acquainted with a new hair curler and I can't go back now.
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11 years on this app. Nothing's changed.
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Ok but would M*rk Sc*ut fuck me bc that's all I care about
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Hi oomfies
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m..mark..hele…. 💣
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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
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Cowboy bebop and the beatles were both right bc I am carrying that mf weight
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The AUs I write are so far removed from the source material I may as well be writing my own novel
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up
#every time i have a dream like this about my grandpa i wake myself up from crying so hard in my sleep#literally happened like 2 weeks ago
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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes
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Being a top-coded bottom is really hard bc other bottoms flock to me thinking I can take care of them but. I'm just you. I'm just you but I can drive.
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