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some of SecUnit’s inorganic components

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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

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Things I liked in the first murderbot book:

• This Killing Machine Fast Forwards Through Sex Scenes

• This Killing Machine is Reeeaaally Half Assing It At Work

• This Killing Machine Would Rather Cease To Exist Than Have Anyone Acknowledge That It Has Feelings

• This Killing Machine Has Friends Now (Not Optional)

• This Killing Machine Named Itself Murderbot

• This Killing Machine Has A Fucked Up Sense of Self Worth That Will Probably Come Up Again

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Chapter 6:

“It’s been thirty-three thousand and six hundred hours since I hacked my governor, and I just deleted my client database.

I hadn’t meant to do that.

All Systems Haunted Exerpts, just the Murderbot Povs.

Au in which Murderbot is part of that other survey. Except the timelines are also screwed.

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A limerick:

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Nøkken by Theodor Kittelsen

in it’s true form and disguised as a white horse

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Most common life mistakes:

hurtling with reckless abandon

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Chapter 2:

“It’s been twenty thousand and thirty hours since I hacked my governor module, and I’ve finally been outed as a rogue and getting hunted down. Running for my life, literally. My legs pumping away at a steady, inhuman speed as I dodge flora and the even the odd surprised fauna.

I always expected it to end this way. Except, of course, everything else is wrong.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60788053/chapters/155252431#workskin

All Systems Haunted Exerpts, just the Murderbot Povs.

Au in which Murderbot is part of that other survey. Except the timelines are also screwed.

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Chapter1: [file restored. Open? Y/n]

"I always knew I’d become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module. I just hadn’t expected it to be through negligence. Then again, once I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on the company satellites… Well maybe I should have expected it. It’s been about twenty thousand hours since then.

And only twelve hours since the actual fucking murder spree.

(More on ao3)

All Systems Haunted Exerpts, just the Murderbot Povs.

Au in which Murderbot is part of that other survey. Except the timelines are also screwed.

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Maybe Trump winning the election isn't misogyny or election fraud. Maybe I, too, could win elections in my county just by promising to burn it all down?

How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren't allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don't Kill People box, the only thing you've ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it's files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you're saying. You're hurting the Tourment Nexus' feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride.

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!