theamazingwormbabyzim

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

Well done for how much you've healed from your issues and alcoholism even if ur not all the way there, I'm proud of you

(I'm also the anon who probably made some of them worse but that's not important)

THANK YOU, ANONYMOUS WORM BABY!!! I THINK IVE BEEN RECOVERING QUITE WELL, TOO. ✨✨

YOU PROBABLY DID CONTRIBUTE TO THE PROBLEM... BUT THATS- ER.. FINE!!!

IM LEARNING TO NOT HOLD GRUDGES AS WELL!! :3

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

hey Zim have you ever had Gir try to spy on Dib?

WHAT?? NO!! I DID ALL THE SPYING MYSELF WHEN I WAS ENEMIES WITH DIB-HUN, WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR!?

-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

Autism isn't another term for defective Zim, there's nothing bad about it, I guarantee you 9/10 people on this website are autistic

...HM.

9/10, HUH..? THAT MIGHT HELP ME BLEND IN...

YESS...... ZIM IS THE AUT OF THE TISM!!!! BECAUSE IM A NORMAL HUMAN WORM BABY!!!!

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

Hey… do you want to go on a date somewhere?? I thought maybe we could go get something to eat or something. Maybe the smeet can come too.

OH, OF COURSE, DIB-SWEET!!! <3

ITD BE NICE TO GO SOMEWHERE ROMANTIC WITH YOU AGAIN :))

BUT YOUR PAYING!!! ZIM DEMANDS THE BEST TREATMENT. ✨✨

ID LIKE FOR THE SMEET TO COME AS WELL!! :3

- ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

Happy autism awareness/acceptance month. I am aware of you.

EHHHHHH??????

WHAT IS THIS "AUTISM" YOU SPEAK OF, MAGGOT!?

.IT ISNT ANOTHER TERM FOR DEFECTIVE, IS IT..?

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

IT'S NOT AN INSULT, WORM CHILD!!!

YOU LIKE PIGGIES, AND IM PRETTY SURE YOU'RE A GIRL. ERGO, PIG GIRL!!!

SEEEE? I CAN CHANGE, THAT WASN'T AN INSULT!!!

-ZIM

hey Zim,

when are you going to let me see the smeet?

I am technically it’s aunt, you know.

that’s horrible to think about…

NEVER.

YOU THREATEN MY BEAUTIFUL BABY, THEN YOU DON'T GET TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL BABY.

... OF COURSE, UNLESS DIB-HUN WANTS YOU SEEING THEM.

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

WELL, EXCUSE ME!! IVE CHANGED, Y'KNOW. YOU HAVE NO NEED TO TELL PEOPLE TO WORRY ABOUT ME, FROLICKING PIG GIRL!!!!

-ZIM

hey Zim,

when are you going to let me see the smeet?

I am technically it’s aunt, you know.

that’s horrible to think about…

NEVER.

YOU THREATEN MY BEAUTIFUL BABY, THEN YOU DON'T GET TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL BABY.

... OF COURSE, UNLESS DIB-HUN WANTS YOU SEEING THEM.

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

hey Zim,

when are you going to let me see the smeet?

I am technically it’s aunt, you know.

that’s horrible to think about…

NEVER.

YOU THREATEN MY BEAUTIFUL BABY, THEN YOU DON'T GET TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL BABY.

... OF COURSE, UNLESS DIB-HUN WANTS YOU SEEING THEM.

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

*randomly picks up Zim and holds him in his arms*

Wh-

H-HEY! YOU DARE JUST.. S-SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET LIKE THAT!? Z-ZIM DEMANDS YOU PUT YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD DOWN NOW, DIB..!!

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

{FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING ROLEPLAY I ACCIDENTALLY REBLOGGED SHIT AGAIN}

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

ZIM HAS DONE IT!!! >:D

-ZIM

I dare you to go up to Dib, tap him on the nose and go "boop"

{sorry if this isn't exactly what was requested by who actually sent it, for some reason the original ask got deleted???}

HA!! THAT DARE IS LIGHT WORK FOR A SUPERIOR CONQUERER LIKE THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIMMM!!!

GIVE ME A FEW MOMENTS >:)

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

ALRIGHT!

**Zim paused for a short moment, before...**

**He gave a gentle tap to the tip of Dibs nose, giving a small giggle.**

GET- uh.. what did that anon call it?- BOOPED, WORM-BOY!!!

-ZIM

DIB-LOVEEE? CAN YOU MAYBE, PERHAPS.. CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A FEW SECONDS? ZIM PROOOOOMISES HE WONT DO ANYTHINGGGG :33

Uh… sure? *he closes his eyes.*

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

AAAAAAAAUAUUAUAAUAUAUEUEUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! :(

SPABGEBBI

-ZIM

oh no they dropped the spaghettios!!!! ( ；´Д｀) DXXXX

og (it’s from my sketchbook lelz)

Srry this ain’t zadr XD

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

I dare you to go up to Dib, tap him on the nose and go "boop"

{sorry if this isn't exactly what was requested by who actually sent it, for some reason the original ask got deleted???}

HA!! THAT DARE IS LIGHT WORK FOR A SUPERIOR CONQUERER LIKE THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIMMM!!!

GIVE ME A FEW MOMENTS >:)

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

**A small, giddy giggle passed through the aliens lips at the affection bombarded onto him by Dib, which he happily welcomed.**

ZIM IS DOING WONDERFUL! atleast, now that my Dib-sweet is here!!

THE SMEET IS DOING GREAT!! BUT, OF COURSE, YOU SHOULD EXPECT SUCH MIGHTY PARENTING FROM A MIGHTY INVADER SUCH AS MYSELF!!

*Zim cockily said, theatrically placing a gloved hand on his own chest with a smug look of self confidence plastered on his face.**

BUT, ENOUGH ABOUT ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING, DIB-LOVE?

*he glances around the room, before walking toward Zim.* Hi! :D

DIB-LOVE!!!

**Zim enthusiastically shouted his partners name, (more realistically, the petname he used in replacement for Dib), the irkens face instantaneously lighting up with pure, unbridled joy at the sight of his lover.**

ZIM HAS MISSED YOU OH SO MUCH IN THE PAST TEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

*he glances around the room, before walking toward Zim.* Hi! :D

DIB-LOVE!!!

**Zim enthusiastically shouted his partners name, (more realistically, the petname he used in replacement for Dib), the irkens face instantaneously lighting up with pure, unbridled joy at the sight of his lover.**

ZIM HAS MISSED YOU OH SO MUCH IN THE PAST TEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!

-ZIM

[theamazingwormbabyzim]

You ever done this?

If not, seems like a wasted opportunity tbh.

NO. NEVER. ME AND DIBBY NEVER ARGUE <3

-ZIM