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Oh fuck this is the wrong account mb gang ❤️❤️
Euhehheueh gonna kms I accidentally sent a message to my ex I'm TRYING to stop talking to them can someone kill me
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BEING NICE IS NOT IN MY VEINS!!! I AM DOOM INCARNATE!!! BUT FINEE... I WON'T KILL ANYONE FOR NOW.
- THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DIVORCE, MR.PRIME. DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP WITH THE MURDER?
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
Thank you but no. It was…a situation that was better to break off. And be nice, no one was at fault.
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YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME, LASANGA PERSON!!! IF THIS OPTIMUS PERSON NEEDS HELP WITH DISPOSING OF THE BODY, I HAVE A VAT OF.. NORMAL....HUMAN ACID. IN MY BASE
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
What do I say to my dad, Optimus prime (don't ask) he's going through a divorce rn
THIS IS EASY!!! TELL HIM TO MURDER THE PERSON HE'S DIVORCING TO WIN EVERYTHING IN COURT!! HOPE THIS HELPS ❤️❤️
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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What do I say to my dad, Optimus prime (don't ask) he's going through a divorce rn
THIS IS EASY!!! TELL HIM TO MURDER THE PERSON HE'S DIVORCING TO WIN EVERYTHING IN COURT!! HOPE THIS HELPS ❤️❤️
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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Unnecessarily adding onto the prev ask
Just Starts stacking you violently
AH!!! OW!!!! STOP IT YOU MAGGOT!!!!! AKDFHEHAAAAGHHG EEAHFHGJFN!! !STOP DOING THIS TO YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD NOW!!!!!!!
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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hello ! are you not from earth too???
WHATT??? THATS INSANE. OF COURSE IM FROM URTH, IM A NORMAL MAGGOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! HAHAHAAHA...HAHA...HA......
Meet me behind bloatys.
- THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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Hello, my name is Mohammed Ibraheem from Gaza City, Father of three children. I hope you can help me by donating to my family. You may be the reason we survived. If you can't donate, I hope you can help me spread my campaign so I can find someone to help me and save my family. My go-ghost , el-shab-hussien , ibtisams , nabulsi and gaza-evacuation-funds campaign has been verified as number 240💔🍉🙏🇵🇸
https://www.gofundme.com/f/95gn2-urgent-relief-help-my-family-evacuate
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*bonks u*
WHAT ON IRK ARE YOU DOING, PITIFUL HUMAN!?!? STOP THIS.. 'BONKING' AT ONCE, YOU FILTHY PIG!!!
DID THE DIB SEND YOU, OR SOMETHING?? IS THIS YOU, DIB?? SAY THAT TO ME UNANONYMOUSLY!! IS THAT A WORD? I DON'T CARE!!
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind
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{hey it's me ooc guy!! This is sooo dumb!! These AREN'T hcs, this is all canon in the. dtcu??}
donald trump headcanons:
bi-curious femboy
uses trump/trumps/trumpself pronouns also do/na/ld neos
⅕ latina baddie
thunder thighs 😍😍😍😍😍
literally not like other girls 🙄
4'9
favourite webtoon is the boyfriends webtoon and his most searched wattpad trope is alpha x alpha spice
wait 🫷🏼 they 👥 don't 🙅🏼♀️ love 😘 you 🫵🏼 like i 👀 love 🥰 you 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
has a poster of hitler in drag on his ceiling
most listened to artist on spotify and youtube music is ollie london
bikini spray tan summer 🌞🏝️👙
his fursona is chester cheetah
exclusively e-dates (roblox and picsart)
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Do you like sprite and bananas? this is serious information that needs to be recorded
EH?? ER.. YES!! OF COURSE I LIKE SPRITE AND BANANAS LIKE ANY NORMAL HUMAN MAGGOT WOULD, MULTIPLE PIGS MAN!!! NOW BE GONE WITH YOUR FOOLISH QUESTIONS.
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
#{if zim doesn't confirm or deny the allegations that he likes sprite and bananas the economy will crumble.}#invader Zim#{did you know? zim if like sprite banana then banana sprite zim zim like? this is because er. er.!! XIAHONGSHU!!!!!!!/frefrence or wjatevz}#{i mean xiao hong shu IF K}
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ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
ACCESSIBILITY IS A HUMAN RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE
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How to Ditch Amazon
Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want. Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.
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{hi!!! It me ooc guy}
{1. Invader Zim}
{2. Invader Zim}
{3. Invader Zim}
{4. Invader Zim}
{5. Invader Zim}
{Ermm tags all of you and @kittysboba }
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
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Hello🌹,
I hope you are well
My name is Farah
I'm from Gaza 🇵🇸
Can you please help me to study at the university
Me and my family have lost our home, our car, and our dream to study 😞😞
I hope just to help me to start my education
I was in my first year at university in Gaza but after the war, I lost everything my dream and my education 💔
Hope you really can help with anything
Thank you in advance🌹🌹
🚨My campaign has been verified by @gaza-evacuation-funds
https://gofund.me/7417ca2b
https://gofund.me/0974b65e
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*gives you that fundip thing u like*
FINALLY! ITS BEEN DAYS {a few minutes} OF FOOD {snacks that aren't proper meals} BEING WITHHELD FROM ME!!! THANK YOU, ANONYMOUS WORM BABY!!
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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I HAVE BEEN RESEARCHING FOR DAYS ON END AND I CAN CONFIRM THEIR PARENTING WAS, INFACT, BAD. ALSO I WOULD BEAT MR RED FACE IN A FIGHT.
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
What do you think about the game "bad parenting?"
WHAT IS THIS 'BAD PARENTING' GAME!? I SHALL GET TO WORK ON RESEARCH RIGHT AWAY!!!
-THE ALMIGHTY ZIM
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