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One man said that his shoe fell down a cliff into a toilet filled with gummy worms, I said that's not very likely, but it's not KIMPOSSIBLE!!!! #swag #yolo #take risks #$$ #homecoming #hashtag (at Paris, France)

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#swag

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#cringeymusically

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#swag

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#swag

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Hilarious😑

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Just playing Pokémon Go...aww yeah!!!!!

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Does this make sense to anyone?

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The face of a GANGSTER!!

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A little too ready.

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Had this photo sent to me so I might as well post because I literally have nothing better to do.

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So close!

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Owen without makeup on.

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3 dislikes in less than a day?!?!?