the-yellowist
Named Yellowist Blog of 2016
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Yello/23, Amatuer shitposter. Sometimes I write and sometimes I talk seriously. Feel free to ask or request anything. I'm bad at tagging things.
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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literally every single case in aa
prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy
the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo
the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy
phoenix: 
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?
my daughter with full confidence: 
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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Going to start referring to “the big 2fort match in the sky” as if it’s a real and commonly held belief about the afterlife
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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im bored who wants to play chess with me
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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I am literally who everybody is describing in the drake is the type of guy memes
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the-yellowist · 3 years ago
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how are we going to teach the gen z kids that fiction includes bad people and bad things and makes you uncomfortable on purpose sometimes bc maybe the author is trying to tell you something 
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