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Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

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literally every single case in aa

prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy

the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo

the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy

phoenix: 

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Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

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this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

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me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

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Going to start referring to “the big 2fort match in the sky” as if it’s a real and commonly held belief about the afterlife

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im bored who wants to play chess with me

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I am literally who everybody is describing in the drake is the type of guy memes

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how are we going to teach the gen z kids that fiction includes bad people and bad things and makes you uncomfortable on purpose sometimes bc maybe the author is trying to tell you something