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Random group chats with BTS 1/??: Wanting to fight Kookie *Remade*

So, because the app I’m using now supports GCs, I decided to redo these to make them look better and a little more real. This is a joke, nothing more and I hope no one takes offense to this!! Hope you lovelies enjoyed and thanks for reading!!

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Would you mind if people messaged you just to talk and be friends?

I wouldn’t mind that at all!! I love talking to you guys!! ❤️💕❤️💕

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Taking all types of requests!!

So, guys, I’m sure you’ve all gotten kind of bored of text messages, so I’m taking requests for all types of things!! I’ll take requests for snaps, written scenarios, twitter aus, and any other type of request you guys have. Send me things because I’m bored and I need new ideas lol. I am also taking requests for groups other than BTS so send them in!!!!

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Poly Bangtan: Taehyung and Jeonguk!!

So, first off, let me just say that if this is bad, it’s because I was up at five this morning making it lol. I use a lot of memes when I’m half asleep. Anyway, I hope you guys like it and thanks for reading!! (Also, I’ve been really getting into NCT and Taeyong and Ten are too fine).

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Poly Bangtan ???/???: Hoseok and Namjoon!!

So, I’ve been seeing these twitter things around a lot and I wanted to try it for myself. What did you guys think? I hope you guys enjoyed this and let me know if I should keep doing these.

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Poly Bangtan ???/???: Real Soft Hours with Sugakookie

This was not requested but I was in a real soft mood when I saw their airport pictures. these are my actual reactions btw. I could cry. I love them. Anyway, thanks for reading!!

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Poly Bangtan ???/???: Jungkook and Jimin!!

In the end, everyone ends up soaked but you and Jikook get your revenge!

Here I am, back on my BS. I missed doing poly texts, even though everyone and their mom is doing them, and I hope you guys enjoyed it!!

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how are u all so gorgeous

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what the fuck,

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Random group texts with BTS 4/??: Robbing a bank

So, here’s a random little thing for you guys that I hope you enjoy. Jin and Kookie call you babe but this is meant to be platonic and I call my friends’ babe so that kinda showed up here lol. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed it.

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Quick update!!

So, for those of you who have been here with me for a while, you know that I have bad teeth and have for a while. Well, I am happy to say that I got all of them taken out last night and in about a month or so I’ll have dentures!!!! This is a huge deal for me because I haven’t been able to properly eat or smile in years and now I’ll finally get to do both in a couple of weeks. I’m currently on pain meds because I had 20 of them taken out last night but that shouldn’t affect how I post at all, I just wanted you guys to know! Thanks for being with me on this journey and supporting me, I love you all so much!!!!

TL;DR: Just read whats in bold!! Also, I promise I’m not a creepy old person. I’m only 23 but I had dental issues since I was a teenager so there we go lol.

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Random group texts with BTS 3/??: Hypothetical questions.

So, because it’s #RMAppreciationDay on twitter, I decided to make this little thing centering around Namjoon. If you didn’t know, Namjoon is my bias, and he has helped me through some dark times in the past so, I love him so much for that. Please appreciate our precious leader, he deserves all the love in the world!! 

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Not requested. Being friends with benefits with Hoseok.

Of course they had to date. It wouldn’t be a text message made by me if they didn’t date. Hope you enjoyed and requests are open.

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Roommate Bangtan 7/7: Jimin!!

Ok so this took entirely too long to make but it’s finally posted. I feel like it’s ramble-y and I’m not super happy with it, especially since it took so long, but I hope you guys enjoy it anyway!! Requests are open!!

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All Time Master List

Here is a master list for every single thing I’ve done on this blog.. Please appreciate my effort because this took hours to do. Also, send me more Hobi requests, there’s a significant lack of him on here that makes me sad :(. Below the cut is everything I’ve ever made. Please look forward to more!!

Random Text Messages:

You’re best friends and they try to get songs stuck in your head

You’re best friends and they try to get songs stuck in your head remake

They discover that you have a blog and ship them with another member

They discover that you have a blog and ship them with another member remake

You ask them to be your fake boyfriend for an important meeting/meal

You ask them to be your fake boyfriend for an important meeting/meal remake

He’s your boyfriend and he finds out that he’s not your bias. 

He’s your boyfriend and he finds out that he’s not your bias remake

The boys trying to set you up with another member.

The boys trying to set you up with another member remake

The boys failing to ask you out so another member helps them do it.

The boys failing to ask you out so another member helps them do it remake

The Rapline loving on you when you say something bad about yourself.

The vocal line loving on you when you say something bad about yourself.

The boys sending you cheesy pick up lines and you sending them witty comebacks.

The boys sending you cheesy pick up lines and you sending them witty comebacks remake

Your best friend teasing you about your date with another member.

Your best friend teasing you about your date with another member remake

Based off of times when Tumblr users were smooth af

You making fun of the boys pre-debut

When you gush about your bias from Ikon.

A group chat with the boys about having a movie night.

The maknae line sending you snaps arguing about who’s cuter

Jin is sick so no one can cook and all of the boys are exaggerating the situation

Sending the guys sad Big Bang Lyrics

Reacting to the boys hairstyles in the Now 3 teasers

Random messages from your Bangtan Boyfriends

Spamming Seokjin, Yoongi, Namjoon and Taehyung about their new hair colors

Your reaction after watching the Fire MV.

A group chat with the boys of you hiding from company in your house

You telling the boys about weird dreams you’ve had

Random Texts with BTS

Sending the boys N’SYNC lyrics

Out of context text messages from the boys

Late night confessions to Jeongguk and Yoongi

BTS and Fanfiction

Reacting to Agust D’s Mixtape

The boys trying to cheer you up after the news of the election.

You coming out to the boys as pansexual

When the boys walk in on you changing/naked

BTS and the DNA MV

Talking to the boys about Puppy Blues

Group chat when you get sick and lose your voice

Requests: 

Reading crazy fan theories

Accidentally sent a text to the person you have a crush on confessing to them

You’ve had an argument and he texts you to apologize

The guys trying to distract you so they can plan you a big birthday bash

Jimin or Namjoon is your boyfriend and they come to your swim meet

Yoongi and Taehyung suprise you on your anniversarry

Maknae lines little sister has her first period and is scared

B.A.P being jealous of each other

BTS reacting to you having a big hip tattoo

You texting BTS (hyung line) that you’re really horny

You texting BTS (maknae line) that you’re really horny

The members make you jealous to know if you like them part one and part two

The boys trying to comfort you when you’re really stressed about exams

The boys telling you you deserve better than your boyfriend who treats you bad part one and part two

You sleep over at the dorm and say the members names in your sleep

You live with BTS and they find pictures of themselves on your phone

BTS finding out that you got hurt at one of your rugby games

BTS trying to get you to stop overworking yourself part one and part two

You’re a new trainee and the boys beg you to stay at their dorm

Comforting BTS text messages when you’re having trouble loving yourself

The maknae line try to convince you who is cuter over texts

When you take their Grandmother out on a date

BTS making plans on Friday night coming over to your house snaps

BTS Forgetting Your Anniversary Gif Reaction.

BTS telling you there going to tell Got7 how much you fan girl over them part one and part two

BTS thinks you like them but you come out as lesbian to them

BTS trying to get their boyfriend to come back home after embarrassing him

BTS texting you ‘thats a cool face wanna date'

Yoongi, Jimin, and j hope calling you Angel as a pet name

BTS finding out Namjoon’s girlfriend is covered in tattoos

BTS’ boyfriend who lives aboard gets been scouted to become a trainee

BTS girlfriend stops eating because she’s suffering a tooth ache

Being friends with Bangtan

BTS asking their girlfriend to stop working out for the day

Support from Bangtan for upcoming exams

You are best friends with the boys and text them about their video Fire

The members comfort you when you find out your hearing is deteriorating

Ikon being jealous of your friendship with BTS

Being best friends with Hoseok and Namjoon

The boys trying to cheer you up on a bad day

College group chat part one and part two

Anxiety about college group chat

Poly Boyfriends:

Taehyung and Hoseok

Yoongi and Namjoon

Taehyung and Yoongi

Taehyung and Namjoon

Yoongi and Jeongguk

Yoongi and Jimin

Namjoon and Hoseok

Jin and Jeongguk

Jin and Hoseok

Yoongi and Jiho/Zico

GD, T.O.P, and Taeyang

Namjoon and Seokjin

Jimin and Jeongguk

Jimin and Taehyung

Mark and Jinyoung of Got7

Yoongi and Seokjin

Namjoon and Yoongi 2

Taehyung and Jeongguk

Taehyung and Jimin 2

Yoongi and Hoseok

Taehyung and Jeongguk buying you pads

Namjoon and Jimin

Jimin and Hoseok

Yoongi and Namjoon 3

Poly Bangtan Boyfriends wishing you luck on your first day at a new job

Jimin and Hoseok when you’re pregnant

You and Seokjin inviting Yoongi to be in your relationship

Taehyung and Namjoon when you host a big dinner party with family

Taehyung and Yoongi 2

Namjoon and Hoseok with a black reader

Jihoon and Yoongi

Namjoon and Jimin 2

Taehyung and Jeongguk 2

Namjoon and Jeongguk

Namjoon and Yoongi 4

Yoongi, Namjoon, and Jeongguk without the reader

Yoongi and Jeongguk 2

Jungkook and Jimin 2

Yoongi and Jungkook 3

Namjoon and Hoseok 3

Random Group Texts With BTS:

Wanting to fight Kookie

Inviting the boys over when you miss them

Hypothetical Questions

Robbing a bank

Roommate Bangtan:

Namjoon

Yoongi

Hoseok

Taehyung

Jeongguk

Seokjin

Jimin

Bangtan Boyfriends:

Yoongi

Jimin

Taehyung

Jeongguk

Hoseok

Namjoon

Seokjin

BTS with a Black Girlfriend:

Hair

Clothes shopping

Taehyung meeting your family

Being insecure about your dark skin

Hoseok takes his gf to meet all the guys for the first time

Taehyung comforting you when his ex tells him he could do better

Internet Best Friends Bangtan:

Jeongguk

Yoongi

Namjoon

Jimin

Hoseok

Seokjin

Taehyung

Member Specific:

Namjoon: 

You think you’re too big to sit on his lap and he disagrees

Namjoon confess to you but you have a crush on another member

Namjoon gets jealous because you’re hanging out with Hoseok a lot

Namjoon comforting you during an anxiety attack

Happy Birthday Text

You and Namjoon on your depression

When you have a lot of emotions for Namjoon

You and Joon going out and waking up the next day with…guests

Seokjin: 

BTS trying to get Jin and a user together because they have a crush on him

The other members trying to get you to confess to Seokjin

Comforting text from Jin after your family reacted badly to you being poly

Yoongi: 

Drunk texting Yoongi

You stay the night with yoongi and scare the members when you go to the 

kitchen in the middle of the night

Yoongi cheers up his girlfriend when she thinks she’s ugly

You drunk texting Yoongi (again)

Your older borther Yoongi spamming you with ugly pictures of Jimin

What Am I To You? Yoongi Scenario Request.

When Yoongi sees your self harm scars for the first time

Best friend yoongi fighting with you over something really stupid

Best friend Yoongi confessing to you

Yoongi as a dad

Hoseok: 

Happy Birthday Text

Everyone praising Hobi because of Hope World

FWB! Hoseok

Jimin: 

You surprising jimin at work but he gets mad at you for emarrassing him

You and Jimin get into a huge fight and jimin says sorry first

Jimin finding out you had to go home early because of a pretty bad migraine

Resentment Jimin Angst.

Forgiveness. Part 2 of Resentment.

Jimin comes to you for a home date because of your social anxiety

Taehyung: 

Happy Birthday Text

Ship for a user

Taehyung text where you just found out you lost someone

NSFW Taehyung snaps

V hinting to you that he wants sex

Taehyung talks about how happy he is that he met you

Jeongguk: 

Fluffy romantic texts

A noona friend has a crush on JK and stops talking to BTS because of it

Texts between jungkook and his best friend, in which he kind of confesses

Texts between Jungkook and his best friend in which he kind of confesses remake

Jungkook dating a fellow idol and finds out that she’s under YG entertainment

Jeongguk jealous of B.A.P and Zelo when you go to their concert

Jeongguk trying to convince a noona that age doesn’t matter in a relationship

Jeongguk offering to come over when you’re sad

Happy Birthday Text

Not Requested

Jeongguk being super soft and needy for your attention

Here you guys go! I’m gonna keep this updated because I never want to do this again lol.

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Random group texts with BTS 2/??: Inviting the boys over when you miss them.

So, there’s probably gonna be a lot of these because I love doing them so be prepared for that. As always, requests are open!!

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Random group texts with BTS 1/??: Wanting to fight Kookie.

Here we go with me starting yet another series for no reason. You gotta love old ‘meet me in the pit’ jokes. I do. Obviously. Also, please don’t take this the wrong way, I love Kookie and this is just a joke. I don’t actually want to fight him. I’m pretty sure he could whoop my ass anyway so I’m good. Thanks for reading!!

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Requested by Anon: Can you do the boys and you reacting to hope world and everyone’s praising hobi and he gets so shy

Hi, I know! It’s been! So long! Under the break is my excuses for why it’s taken me a month to update. I’m sorry!  Sorry if this isn’t exactly what you asked for sweetie, I just kinda took the prompt and rolled with it.

I know this is so late but I’ve been super busy because my pup can’t stop eating things he shouldn’t be eating and getting sick. It’s been a mess and a very hectic time for me so I haven’t been doing much writing at all and I apologize for that. Thank you all so much for sticking with me this long though, you guys are awesome and I’m back now so send in requests to keep me busy lol. Also, yes, these are my real thoughts and feelings concerning Hixtape! I was and am still being blessed every time I listen to it!