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I see his robot as an absolute win

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Is it just me or does anybody else have multiple theories for botw 2 coexisting in their brain?

Like neither can be better than the other, they’re all great, because they all have such good points

It’s like pre-game fanfiction and I love it

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hi so botw sequel got me hyped

like tbh i really hope they put more emphasis on Ganondorf because wowee I’m intrigued

Like… Do you see this? Do you see how there’s an archer right behind Ganondorf?

I think Zelda and Link discover ruins that retell the ending of Twilight Princess. I think this game directly ties back to TP in some way.

I ALSO think that this Ganondorf is not only a new one that was reincarnated, but has also been pinned down here for the last ten thousand years.

Like he’s dressed not in armor for conquest, but in Gerudo regalia. This man was king of his people again, and I think he was supposed to be the next vessel for Demise yet again. But like… Literal divine intervention caused the collective hatred and malice to spill out into Hyrule and cause the first calamity.

Call me crazy, but like… I think Ganondorf isn’t exactly the villain here. Whatever or whomever that hand is, it ain’t good.

Even if it acted to save Link,

it’s still trying to do some funky shit to him, and that’s my convoluted Zelda theory for today.

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Also short hair Zelda is the cutest thing and I would die for her

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On improving BotW 2

Tip 1: LET ME PET THE f u c k i n g DOGS

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corpse ganon is just as sexy as your bimbofied hydrated lad you COWARDS

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Not as thirsty as he must be after all that time

I can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2019 nintendo managed to make us all thirsty for Ganondorf

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I want Zelda to have some fun before everything goes to shit in the game.

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wow I can't believe somebody leaked the official box art for the BotW sequel already

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How people imagine Kyrie reacting when she meets Vergil vs. how she actually reacts

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Beautiful lad

Or lassie?

I never know with birds

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Let’s just give them swords instead!

We let kids run around playing with toy guns, then spend years telling them guns are not toys

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Wishing that the sky outside looked something like this, but it will come back soon enough

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if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

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You could also write “this cup contains blood” and nobody would really believe it

Coffee cups are so inconspicuous, like you could be drinking the blood of your enemies and no one would know

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To be a mermaid