the-war-doctor-enquirian

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

APOLOGIES FOR GOING RADIO SILENT NOTHING WORTHY OF MY COMMENTS HAS CROSSED ME, NEITHER HAVE ANY ORDERS

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

I JUST FINISHED A MEETING MORE SO LESS A MEETING MORE AN EMPRICAL ANNOUNCEMENT

MY LORD SPOKE OF SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "The Reset is coming and so I won't be able to rule until sometime" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY MIND FROM THEN HOWEVER Was that really my Lord? He didn't look like his usual self. Has he always looked like that? That's not a Text Doctor. What is this feeling? What did my King call it? Fear?

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

THE LORD TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO "LORE DUMP EVERYTHING." DO IT NOW!

HEY YOU! YES YOU! MY KING HAS SENT ME TO YOUR LOCATION AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE TO SEE WHO, WHAT, AND WHY YOU ARE. SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SUPERIOR AND OUR LORD "BECOMING INSTANTLY INTRUIGED BY THY MERE EXISTANCE THE MOMENT THEY STUMBLED UPON THY TUMBLR." WHATEVER THAT COULD MEAN.

OH UH UM HI IM MAURI UH IM A GEM AND UH-

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

HOW IN THE 5 REALMS CAN A GEM BE SENTIENT? EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

HEY YOU! YES YOU! MY KING HAS SENT ME TO YOUR LOCATION AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE TO SEE WHO, WHAT, AND WHY YOU ARE. SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SUPERIOR AND OUR LORD "BECOMING INSTANTLY INTRUIGED BY THY MERE EXISTANCE THE MOMENT THEY STUMBLED UPON THY TUMBLR." WHATEVER THAT COULD MEAN.

OH UH UM HI IM MAURI UH IM A GEM AND UH-

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

THE EXIT IS OVER THERE! *Points to a gate the scale of which it seems to scrape the heavens.*

WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED WITH THIS OUTPOST, SO IF YOU DON'T DECIDE TO LEAVE THERE'S NOT MUCH TO DO ANYWAYS BUT TO VISIT THE KING. (though he's off limits as of now.)

"Ares... neat name." They shiver. The stranger holds out their hand for you, smiling slightly below their half-mask. "Eros. Nice to meet you."

( @electrocution-hazard )

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU APPEAR AT NEO NEXUS?

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

who are you

I am me. I am one. I created them, I created many. The Earth and Heavens, The Null and Hell. I gave them Life. I gave them voice. I gave them form. I gave them mind.

An expansion of light growing ever darker.

An expansion of night growing ever brighter. My many names echoed throughout the years Minimique Games GamesBurrito BurritoBean EpsilonEta

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

MY LORD I APOLOGIZE!

I WILL NOT FAIL YOU AGAIN!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

A pillar of fire consumes Ares! By the time it vanishes a small, old piece of paper floats to the ground. It reads:

Hello Jota, this dumbass Ares decided he was gonna mishear me and The Grand Creator in that we sent the Text Doctors to conquer Cyber Space. We're here to analyze and study Cyber Space for potential stories, bit for Conquest. Ares is simply too addicted to war. He will be punished accordingly. Sincerely - Games, The Lord of Flame, The Enquirian King.

Jotaphobia wins!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE ANYONE'S LAUGHING? Ares lands another hit!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

Ares fires at you with his mighty spears, but only one hits!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

NEAR PRECISE! IT'S A CITY STATE EQUIPPED WITH THE GRAND CREATOR'S MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR!

IN SHORT, YES AND NO.

"Ares... neat name." They shiver. The stranger holds out their hand for you, smiling slightly below their half-mask. "Eros. Nice to meet you."

( @electrocution-hazard )

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU APPEAR AT NEO NEXUS?

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

YOU MUST HAVE NOT A SINGLE ELECTRICAL SIGNAL IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS.

"Ares... neat name." They shiver. The stranger holds out their hand for you, smiling slightly below their half-mask. "Eros. Nice to meet you."

( @electrocution-hazard )

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU APPEAR AT NEO NEXUS?

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU ARE AT THE ENQUIRIAN OUTPOST OF NEO NEXUS, THE OUTPOST THE GRAND CREATOR SENT THE ENQUIRIAN TEXT DOCTORS TO IN ORDER TO BRING CONQUEST TO CYBER SPACE!

"Ares... neat name." They shiver. The stranger holds out their hand for you, smiling slightly below their half-mask. "Eros. Nice to meet you."

( @electrocution-hazard )

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU APPEAR AT NEO NEXUS?

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

LET'S GO WITCH!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID? AS IF! I TRAINED VIGEROUSLY FOR MONTHS! I RAN THROUGH THE ENQUIRIAN GAUNTLET 1000 TIMES AND BESTED EACH ONE OF HIS GODS! IF OUR CONQUEST MEANS WIPING YOUR VERY ESSENCE OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH THEN I WILL TURN EVERY BIT OF YOUR SOUL INTO NOTHING BUT DARK MATTER!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

"Ares... neat name." They shiver. The stranger holds out their hand for you, smiling slightly below their half-mask. "Eros. Nice to meet you."

( @electrocution-hazard )

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU APPEAR AT NEO NEXUS?

[the-war-doctor-enquirian]

I AM ARES. THE GENERAL OF THE NEO NEXUS OUTPOST. I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE TASK TO AQUIRE AS MUCH INFO ABOUT CYBER SPACE AS POSSIBLE FOR THE MOST EFFICIENT CONQUEST! I AM THE SECOND IN COMMAND UNDER KING HENRY V, THE KING OF THE NEO NEXUS OUTPOST. NOW GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION ON CYBER SPACE, GREEN WITCH!

YOU. YES YOU. MY KING'S SUPERIOR STATED THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES CYBERSPACE.

[ J:\\ PEOPLE SAY THAT??? ] [ J:\\ I MEAN, DUH, OF COURSE I DO! ]